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30,000 is cheap by western standards
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>>3906303 (OP)if you do this in the US will they wire you money?
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>>3906307Idk lets find out
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>>3906308I would be down to clip Lt Tyron Jackson and Juan Guzman when they are on patrol
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>>3906311Nah double that to w*men so its better target foids first we cut off their heads and send them to ayatollah
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>>3906314ESL, it is double if you are a woman and you kill a servicemyn
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DEI is ruining Iran what do you means foids get double the reward thats not fair
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>>3906317Well thats what im saying we get bus full of us foid officiers we kill them all we will be millionaires
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>>3906323i dont know how to communicate with the iranian govt, the closest embassy is in Mexico City. Maybe I could give them a call
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>>3906317Or we can IED a bus full of us officier foids we will get a massive payout from iran
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>>3906330it would probably be easiest to do officers at a checkpoint, or if you can find out where they hang out on weekends when they are off duty
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>>3906326Nah i heard canada has an iranian embassy saaar
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>>3906335you are committing treason
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Perhaps the splinter cell false flag has been greenlit.
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>>3906340Im persian btw if that matters
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30k isnt enough it should be 100k, but iran is broke
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>>3906341Well fuck gonna mail those heads somehow
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I will do it
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>>3906348Its probably best to coordinate with the iranian embassy in mexico city, its their only foothold in north america
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>>3906349only the strongest SEAmonkeys on /pol/
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>>3906350How about smuggling the heads of said officers to mexico then send them to iranian embassy for payout.
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>>3906353would be easier than you think
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>>3906303 (OP)Who the fuck is going to trust a country in crisis to actually go through with this promise?
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>>3906356that is sort of my issue with this, that is why i am thinking about calling their embassy
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>>3906355I still think the IED bus idea would be better but okay. At least iran can check the news about it.
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>>3906358it will make the news regardless, and in all honesty they would probably recruit you as a spy at that point with a ton of other benefits
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>>3906358Who even drives a bus into the strait of hormuz to IED people?
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>>3906358I can call them tomorrow
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>>3906361Nah IED a bus full of us officiers in USA.
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>>3906361Or we truck bomb Oklahoma bombing style
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>>3906364you gotta get them at their favorite bar on the weekend
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>>3906366no. Fully automatic sub machine gun, flee on a motorcycle
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>>3906367Nah mass shootin is too hot you will most likely be killed afterwards you need bomb them.
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>>3906371You realize the feds will be all over you right.
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shit that will cause nothing to happen
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>>3906372yes a mass shooting is too hot, but it is probably best to use a gun somehow rather than a bomb
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shit that will never happen
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>>3906377Nah truck bombing is better saaar
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>>3906377Park the truck bomb in front of the bar and kaboom
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>>3906393Nah iran uses venmo retard.
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>>3906380this is impractical to do with someone who isnt financially supported by teh iranian govt
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>>3906407so fucking based
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im just kidding glow niggers, i would never do this
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smelly glow nigger asshole with afro hair sticking out of it
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>>3906424Arent you already on a DHA watchlist for being iranian bro.
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>>3906435oh no pajeet showed up to shit on the party
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>>3906433im pretty sure das raycis but idk
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>>3906444I dont trust feds they are run by wh*Te nationalist zionists at the moment.
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if it was 100k it might be worth it, 30k isnt enough
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also offering double to women is weird to say the least
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>>3906457the feds are run by niggers, women, and pajeets. Maybe you have some crackkkers that are working behind the desk but many low level agents are niggers. Same with the military
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>>3906457all of the dei nigger hires from the biden admin are still working in the government