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I'm so hypersexual i think i'm gonna terrorize the 'fe for fun

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>>3891241 (OP)
marge

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Argh i got banned

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>>3891249
The crystal cafe

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what does hypersexual mean

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>>3891253
why are you terrorizing troons?

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>>3891254
You're constantly horny and thinking about sexual stuff.

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>>3891257
Because no one wants to give me affection from how much of a lunatic i am

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>>3891262
holy porn addiction

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BEING HORNY MAKES ME HORNY!

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>>3891266
Why are you banned from crystal cafe?

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>>3891270
I raided it and said hi to the femcels there

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>>3891274
I don't believe femcels exist

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>>3891266
Learn empathy.

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>>3891278
I never learned empathy actually i only try to understand if something is considered good or bad by people

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>>3891274
>"fem"cels

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"hypersexual" no you just jack off to porn on twitter for the entire day

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>>3891301
I haven't jerked off in a few days but sure enough

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>>3891301
thats not what hypersexual means. thats just chronic masturbation.

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>>3891326
No because i'm practically unable to control my urges

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>>3891353
what are you fuckin JFK?

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>>3891383
um no i just get flustered easily while talking to a girl i wish i could be normal about it like my friend but ughhhh i annoy everyone with my yapping

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>>3891388
yeah you do seem pretty annoying. are you attractive? being pretty and shutting the fuck up goes a long way

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>>3891401
I'm not fat, i don't have a neckbeard, i wear glasses but i look better without them, i kind of have a hunch posture from not doing anything and i can't move my waist but i look fine i guess

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>>3891422
the fuck do you mean you cant move your waist?

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>>3891437
I can bend my back but i can't bend over with my wait

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>>3891459
I can't touch my toes with my fingers while standing or i don't know how

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>>3891459
like you cant hinge at the hips to like tie your shoes?

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>>3891464
you probably just have shitty form from being a lazy ass. easy way to train hip mobility is start from a seated position then grab your toes and lean forward until youre standing, making sure your stomach stays pressed against your thighs. slightly more advanced but still easy is bend down from standing and kinda pull your torso towards your legs by your ankles.

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>>3891510
Yeah you're right i usually only move around if i wanna feed my fish or get a snack from the store or fridge sometimes i do exercise or go hiking

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Idk i thought if i give them the affection we're mutually desperate for then maybe we can come to an agreement and become buddies



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