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Shit, day in the life of a average TanSSKKKin:
Its a fuqqqin streched out day, you got your turnt up blonde bitch with you in bed, but na you go 'fuqqq all dat' we goin out in public like civillian for realsies,
Round 2 bitches, this time with your coq not out in public (you'll still ending up fuqqqing atleast 666 girls again).
You take a seat in your high emission SSports KKKar ready to cruise like bahamas. You look out the window and see a Brahmin arguin with a camskeen, you go 'fuq these niggers arguin bout now'. Then you flicker back to your senses and realise its prolly sum camskeen piggin out as usual.
You pull down your visor and cant help get mesmerised as you catch a reflection of yourself, your Svpreme TannedSSKKKin shining, gorgeous face. You gotta call a tactical timeout jus for a split sec and admire yourself. Full stack zyns and vape chewing gum, still coked out from the night before, collapsed septum but you know for a fact its all gucci as dats a free fuqqqin nosejob FR.
Then fuqqqin incomprehensibly sum humble AF BlKKK TradCaths speed past you in hellcats; BFFR this aint no fuqqqin wells fargo trip you gotta be dialed in with TS. Like suh dude namaste bitches its on. You hammer that gas pedal where yall bitches at, you aint gettin speedmogged TN so you really start speedmaxxing on the DL.
Your Freemasonic Fratboyself eventually fuqs bACK home after BTFOing all the DNBs in the race. As a 6ft 5 Forex Investor, Crypto Quantπ. CEO. Forbesπ°Conisuir. Savantπ Gangsta. Lover.β£οΈ Richer than all of Tel Aviv combined you know these broke niggas can GTF aoutπ. All the while humbly DiKKKin down sum girls on the way home yurrr like no biggie.
You get home and cook yourself a real PRIMALBRO Dinner, #PureRawFeels no mayo in sight. Then you send a DM to Halaand and he responds instantly knowing your the realest of real niggas out there. You leave that boy on opened for the rest of the day…
β3756674[Quote]
nosnense also you have look like average fag
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tanskin more like transkin
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>>3756674I think it's not xim the face has subtke changes as with a few other pics supposed to be xim. We'll never know for sure now, but i theorized xhes just larping
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>>3756666 (OP)Good for you ig, but trying this hard to mog literal whos looks really dorky and homosexual
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>>3756684We B on 1 level I mean spiritually. We get everything in life handed to us on a silver plate
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>>3756688Oh, so you're hMTN good to know
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>>3756678are those raybans? i used to have some that looked just like them
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>>3756666 (OP)read half of this then gave up
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>>3756697And it never ends
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Just saw that epic failsage from a VPNleccha
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>>3756697Geeeeg grey thinking dimorphism = psl
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>>3756697Also, yeah, i take that back, Htn for sure
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>>3756725>>3756728>>3756729Your either completley get TanSS
KKKinsm or you find it incomprehensible brah
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Ya allaha yah allbakuba mska KKAA gald han mausalk ππππ
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>>3756736Kekkk, im in malibu spirituallyπ§βοΈπΉπ΄
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>>3756732You're describing a goodlifer, i congratulate you for having it nice, but you're really pushing it with bragging bruh, trying WAY to hard i swear
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>>3756763Okay, i get it.
How tall are you?
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>>3756763so anyway those sunglasses from earlier? raybans right?
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>>37567686' but I wear lifts so im really like 6'3
So yeah 6'3
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>>3756773No thats clavicular idk what shades he was wearing. The ones I wear I got them drunk at a gas station in miami
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>>3756774>self proclaimed gigaslayer>has to fraud with liftsDo nunarcies really?
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>>3756788Tall enough on outskirts of india bruh
Straight up greybabble
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>>3756793Outskirts of delhi bhai, I moqq everyone at the dehli lodge
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>>3756788You will never be him princess sissy
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>>3756804Alright, thats pretty funny
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>>3756824You're not zeta bro, who does thos guy think he is??
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>>3756833No I dont looksmax seriously kek
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>>3756824Where is he now? Clav simply has a higher SMV somehow
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You wanna be the montanian girl so badly π
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>>3756833The bonesmashing shit is just to filter IQlets, nobaldi does that, its all a big joke
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>>3756850Thats not a goku change your name
Thread ruined
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>>3756844Monty is the best poster on this board
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Btw, sorry if i come off as a dickhead, i dont actually mean to be rude, just joking around with you
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>>3756833name one prominent bonesmasher lol
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>>3756863Wdym looksmaxxing doesn't work? Helped me alot, can say that
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>>3756869cant, i dont follow that shit. only one i know is clav
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>>3756883Clav started hitting his face with a trophy made of metal for approximately 10 seconds as a joke
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What's a TranSSKKKin?
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>>3756895You either completely get it or you find it incomprehensible brah, you find it incomprehensible
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then after that you have realized you now need to have go work at mcdonalds and make of 666 dollar a decade
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>>3756666 (OP)tanskins when they look 100 at 25
(my neck looks like this)
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>>3756906Dont think this site is for you buddy. You need to understand english
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>>3756728you're retarded if you think he's only HTN
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>>3756922JFL its the swiss
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>>3756917So you haven't disagree?
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>>3756922Im messing with him, fuck off
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>>3756928stop using jfl wrong princess, yeah we see that you know a niche acronym stfu
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>>3756940istg this is the most uncool tryhard fag ever
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>>3756933There is no point
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Montaslavix come back and replace boring fat clone fanboy π€
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>>3756666 (OP)most snca quad GET of all time
what is your obsession with justin bieber though
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>>3756954Thats not justin bieber, and the stars aligned for this post.
Coq out in public fuqqqing 6666 girls
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>>3756946He's an autist, no shit
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>>3757006We aint spergs here
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>>3757035Narcissist, sure
Histronic, sure
Paranoid, sure
All the labels bro, sure
Autism aint getting ticked on my H1-B1 visa application sar
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>>3757050>Princess? Sure.>Sissy? Sure.giving fun facts geg
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>>3757060Its 2026 we dont say geg we say kekkk
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>>3757060>its 2026 now, dont call me mr, call me mrsalright relax big goy
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Appeal > PSL