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Shit, day in the life of a average TanSSKKKin:
Its a fuqqqin streched out day, you got your turnt up blonde bitch with you in bed, but na you go 'fuqqq all dat' we goin out in public like civillian for realsies,

Round 2 bitches, this time with your coq not out in public (you'll still ending up fuqqqing atleast 666 girls again).

You take a seat in your high emission SSports KKKar ready to cruise like bahamas. You look out the window and see a Brahmin arguin with a camskeen, you go 'fuq these niggers arguin bout now'. Then you flicker back to your senses and realise its prolly sum camskeen piggin out as usual.

You pull down your visor and cant help get mesmerised as you catch a reflection of yourself, your Svpreme TannedSSKKKin shining, gorgeous face. You gotta call a tactical timeout jus for a split sec and admire yourself. Full stack zyns and vape chewing gum, still coked out from the night before, collapsed septum but you know for a fact its all gucci as dats a free fuqqqin nosejob FR.

Then fuqqqin incomprehensibly sum humble AF BlKKK TradCaths speed past you in hellcats; BFFR this aint no fuqqqin wells fargo trip you gotta be dialed in with TS. Like suh dude namaste bitches its on. You hammer that gas pedal where yall bitches at, you aint gettin speedmogged TN so you really start speedmaxxing on the DL.

Your Freemasonic Fratboyself eventually fuqs bACK home after BTFOing all the DNBs in the race. As a 6ft 5 Forex Investor, Crypto QuantπŸ’Ž. CEO. ForbesπŸ’°Conisuir. SavantπŸ“ˆ Gangsta. Lover.♣️ Richer than all of Tel Aviv combined you know these broke niggas can GTF aoutπŸ˜‚. All the while humbly DiKKKin down sum girls on the way home yurrr like no biggie.
You get home and cook yourself a real PRIMALBRO Dinner, #PureRawFeels no mayo in sight. Then you send a DM to Halaand and he responds instantly knowing your the realest of real niggas out there. You leave that boy on opened for the rest of the day…

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>>3756666 (OP)
AI written

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nosnense also you have look like average fag

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tanskin more like transkin

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>>3756674
Let them read it…

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>>3756670
the prince of all niggers doesnt have time for shitposts

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>>3756674
I think it's not xim the face has subtke changes as with a few other pics supposed to be xim. We'll never know for sure now, but i theorized xhes just larping

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>>3756684
Kek im not josh mcgreggor retard we dont look that alike be we on 1 lvl

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>>3756666 (OP)
Good for you ig, but trying this hard to mog literal whos looks really dorky and homosexual

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>>3756684
We B on 1 level I mean spiritually. We get everything in life handed to us on a silver plate

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>>3756688
Oh, so you're hMTN good to know

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>>3756678
are those raybans? i used to have some that looked just like them

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>>3756666 (OP)
read half of this then gave up

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>>3756697
And it never ends

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Just saw that epic failsage from a VPNleccha

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>>3756697
Geeeeg grey thinking dimorphism = psl

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>>3756697
Also, yeah, i take that back, Htn for sure

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>>3756666 (OP)
KYS CHAD

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>>3756725
>>3756728
>>3756729
Your either completley get TanSSKKKinsm or you find it incomprehensible brah

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Ya allaha yah allbakuba mska KKAA gald han mausalk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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>>3756724
why are you actually this nigga

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>>3756736
Kekkk, im in malibu spirituallyπŸ§˜β™€οΈπŸΉπŸŒ΄

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>>3756732
You're describing a goodlifer, i congratulate you for having it nice, but you're really pushing it with bragging bruh, trying WAY to hard i swear

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>>3756746
king kong aint got nothin you brother

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>>3756752
Read the namefield and weep tears of pure gold baby

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>>3756763
Okay, i get it.
How tall are you?

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>>3756763
so anyway those sunglasses from earlier? raybans right?

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>>3756768
6' but I wear lifts so im really like 6'3
So yeah 6'3

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>>3756773
No thats clavicular idk what shades he was wearing. The ones I wear I got them drunk at a gas station in miami

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>>3756774
>self proclaimed gigaslayer
>has to fraud with lifts
Do nunarcies really?

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>>3756780
Yeah I dont have to 6' is tall enough but you can always be taller

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>>3756788
Tall enough on outskirts of india bruh
Straight up greybabble

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>>3756793
Outskirts of delhi bhai, I moqq everyone at the dehli lodge

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>>3756788
You will never be him princess sissy

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>>3756811
Better

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>>3756804

Alright, thats pretty funny

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>>3756824
pooner

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>>3756824
You're not zeta bro, who does thos guy think he is??

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>>3756788
you don't actually do that gay bone mashing retard shit do you?

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>>3756833
No I dont looksmax seriously kek

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>>3756824
Where is he now? Clav simply has a higher SMV somehow

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You wanna be the montanian girl so badly πŸ˜‚

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>>3756833
The bonesmashing shit is just to filter IQlets, nobaldi does that, its all a big joke

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>>3756837
ok i just had to ask. some people can be actual factual fucking idiots here.

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>>3756850
Thats not a goku change your name
Thread ruined

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>>3756844
Monty is the best poster on this board

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>>3756846
it started as a joke likeany other things but people actually do all this shit. looksmaxxing has been around for at least a decade as a joke. clav was just the most successful one. /fit/ has tons of memes about retards who failed

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Btw, sorry if i come off as a dickhead, i dont actually mean to be rude, just joking around with you

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>>3756833
name one prominent bonesmasher lol

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>>3756863
Wdym looksmaxxing doesn't work? Helped me alot, can say that

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>>3756855
i never even called myself gokuposter in the first place, fuck off. ill do whatever i want

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>>3756869
cant, i dont follow that shit. only one i know is clav

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>>3756883
Clav started hitting his face with a trophy made of metal for approximately 10 seconds as a joke

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What's a TranSSKKKin?

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>>3756876
your so mean

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>>3756895
You either completely get it or you find it incomprehensible brah, you find it incomprehensible

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>>3756888
just go to fit and ask around its happened plenty

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>>3756856
You will never be him. Be your own person, original > fat clone

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then after that you have realized you now need to have go work at mcdonalds and make of 666 dollar a decade

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>>3756903
Make me cry…

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>>3756666 (OP)
tanskins when they look 100 at 25
(my neck looks like this)

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>>3756906
Dont think this site is for you buddy. You need to understand english

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>>3756728
you're retarded if you think he's only HTN

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>>3756906
incomprehensible

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>>3756922
JFL its the swiss

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>>3756917
So you haven't disagree?

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>>3756908
is there a point to this?

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>>3756922
Im messing with him, fuck off

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>>3756928
stop using jfl wrong princess, yeah we see that you know a niche acronym stfu

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>>3756940
istg this is the most uncool tryhard fag ever

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>>3756933
There is no point

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Montaslavix come back and replace boring fat clone fanboy πŸ’€

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>>3756666 (OP)
most snca quad GET of all time
what is your obsession with justin bieber though

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>>>3756940 (You)
>istg this is the most uncool tryhard fag ever
Kek

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>>3756954
Thats not justin bieber, and the stars aligned for this post.
Coq out in public fuqqqing 6666 girls

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>>3756947
glad to see youre coming around!

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>>>3756947 (You)
>glad to see youre coming around!

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>>3756968
awh and youre just adorable too! i cant even be mad at you

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>>3756946
He's an autist, no shit

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>>3757006
We aint spergs here

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>>3757022
well lets not rule out everyone…

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>>3757022
But of course

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>>3757035
Narcissist, sure
Histronic, sure
Paranoid, sure
All the labels bro, sure
Autism aint getting ticked on my H1-B1 visa application sar

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>>3757050
>Princess? Sure.
>Sissy? Sure.
giving fun facts geg

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>>3757060
Its 2026 we dont say geg we say kekkk

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>>3757050
Paranoid narcisism hoooly
>

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>>3757060
>its 2026 now, dont call me mr, call me mrs
alright relax big goy

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Appeal > PSL

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>
VPNCORD Jaded AF



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