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Well, D&D was fucking interesting tonight. The rogue essentially accidentally made a fucking steam bomb by popping a Dust of Dryness marble on a fire elemental and instantly converting 100 gallons of water into steam in a small cavern. Something like 300 points of damage to the fucking thing, instant death for the fire elemental, and the rogue and wizard got slammed into the wall behind them at mach fuck.

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>>3749255
Fuck you nigger

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Fucking VP

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That's cool

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i kinda… dont care?

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>>3749259
>aahhhh ahhh im getting raped by my troon friends while playing DND ahh hyou all need to care!! listen to my nophono cares story about a gay boardgame!!

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>>3749264
Then ignore the thread nigger, some people here have actually shown interest in the past.

>>3749268
Once again, separate friend group, faggot.

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>>3749268
>>aahhhh ahhh im getting raped by my troon friends while playing DND ahh hyou all need to care!! listen to my nophono cares story about a gay boardgame!!

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Also we almost killed the mindflayer we were fighting, but it used Plane Shift to fuck off at the last moment

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*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*licks lips* ahhh yearrh ah ahhh *BRAAAAAAAAPPPP*

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>>3749273
>>3749290
A sandnigger and a leafjeet, interesting pairing

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>dee n dee

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>>3749247 (OP)

*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*licks lips* ahhh yearrh ah ahhh *BRAAAAAAAAPPPP*

*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*honk shoo mi mi mi*

*honk shoo mi mi mi* *pffffffft- BRAAAAAAAAPPPP BRRRRRRAAAAAPPAPP*

grahhrah- careful back there soyjak, wouldn't want you getting pink eye. would we?

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>>3749247 (OP)
How would 300 gallons of steam not melt everyone in the room

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>>3749307
They weren't directly in the room and it's the only reason they're not dead. Also instant player death in D&D isn't fun for anyone involved, so a good DM generally won't do that.

>>3749299
It can be fun with the right people. My DM is pretty damn good at what he does, and the other players are solid.

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Oh my god someone dox this millenialcuck

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>>3749374
>doxxing someone because they made you cringe online

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>>3749374
I can tell you all of his info if you want

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>Well, D&D was fucking interesting tonight. The rogue essentially accidentally made a fucking steam bomb by popping a Dust of Dryness marble on a fire elemental and instantly converting 100 gallons of water into steam in a small cavern. Something like 300 points of damage to the fucking thing, instant death for the fire elemental, and the rogue and wizard got slammed into the wall behind them at mach fuck.

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>>3749395
You really think every single detail I've revealed about myself on here is perfectly accurate, dumbass? I'm not a retard geg

>>3749374
Obsessed fucking nigger

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>>3749399
>You really think every single detail I've revealed about myself on here is perfectly accurate, dumbass? I'm not a retard geg
You've told me that I can probably dox you given what you've told us geg

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>>3749402
That was in regards to my online presence as a whole.

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d&d is cool i wish i had people to play with. best i got is MtG

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>>3749395
Do it
>>3749399
We're gonna find you and we're gonna punish you (non sexually) for your sick crimes

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>>3749399
why not? ive never lied i remember grinding my feet in yo couch nigga fuck yo couch

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>>3749424
I haven't lied, just been non-specific enough to let people come to incorrect conclusions, and not correct them

>>3749414
Honestly finding an in-person group for it is going to be extra tough. I'm actually playing online with a handful of friends from out near the Chicago area

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Talking about your hecking quirky D&D night is the Gen Z nerd equivalent of trying to tell somebody about the dream you had last night. No matter how hard you try to make it sound interesting, nobody else cares.

This combined with your overuse of the F word makes you sound like a IRL uber-soyboy with a dash of Tumblroid.

Sorry WSRQTD

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>>3749472
i only got scared once when i took a photo at a bar and some nigga actually doxxed me and i was like bro you couldve asked? why the fuck are people so weird

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>>3749472
i dont think i ever finished a d&d game in my life

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>>3749476
Oh also the picrel

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>>3749476
niggas just like to play games, chill out dude.



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