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Not even nophono cares

Arthur Schopenhauer here, Hegel can be summed up with a tale like those of Borges or even Lovecraft.

Imagine god (hegel called god "spirit" but hegel was a fag) he is alone and all powerful but is not all knowing while he has tons of good ideas in his mind he does not know how they are related between them or the full meaning and implications of them (just like when you listen to linkin park and think of two dudes fighting and dropping epic one liners, but you don't know why those two dudes are beating each other and dropping said epic quotes).

So the "spirit" decides to create a bad fanfic, it starts with a dude living in the jungle, he was born in the jungle and has not seen another human in his entire life, said dude is a self insert of "spirit" that is also alone.
Our dude lives in peace, while he has to fight nature, nature does not know hate or ressentment so our dude does neither, he does as he pleases unless nature forces him not to (you can't fight a gorilla no matter how much you want to do it) he also does not use language (why should he, he has not seen nobody to use it with).
Then our bad copy of tarzan (donut steel OC) finds another dude that is in the same situation as him, they act the same way they act when they see another animal and fight each other, the stronger one takes the weak one as his slave, civilization is born.
Language is invented as the master has to boss his slave around, the slave discovers what hate is (he was "free" before meeting his master now he has to work in order to feed both his master and him) he also starts to develop tools and technology as in order to feed both the master and himself.
The master as he does not have to work and has all his needs sated by his slave becomes fat and lazy.
At some point the slave kills his master and runs away.
The slave finds another dudes who are in a similar situation as him, the group of runnaway slaves decides to cooperate in order to survive.
As the only form of government they know is buckbreaking slavery they decide to practice it, at first the stronger more skilled slave becomes the master and the others let him buckbroke them because the leadership of the strongest archives common prosperity.
At some point the elite degenerates into fat faggots
At some point somebody decides to try democracy
Eventually democracy becomes corrupt and ruled by rich fags
Another more advanced group of people invades them…

This process is called "dialectics". The spirit starts with a very simple plot, is essentially a dude fighting gorillas in the jungle, then it introduces another dude which "negates" our plot, it stops being about a fag fighting gorillas and now it's dragon ball, then we get a resolution that combines the original plot and its negation: one dude has to fight off nature in order to survive while also being exploited by a fat dude (wow we even have misery porn and le epic social commentary, the spirit is in his angsty teeen phase, so heckin epic reddit).

>>3748515
This process repeats at infinitum: We start at situation A, then said situation is subverted and at some point a combination of situation A, its epic subversion and new "innovations" and social commenatary nobody asked for.
Eventually the "spirit" will stop being an angsty teen that writes bad fanfic about eternal war, and darkness and a future that only has war and misery and darkness and decides that war is not cool and people die so he should better write a comfy slice of life anime of cute girls doing cute things where nobody gets hurt and bullied and everybody is friends with each other (just like girls und panzer, there are tanks from the previous stage of development filled with war and pain but now people just use them as toys)

According to hegel his process is logical, the lone dude on the jungle eventually by pure logic would have encountered another dude, the master becoming fat is logical as he does not know anything other than fighting for survival once he stops doing it he does the most logical thing that is rest and eat, the slave rebelling is also logical once he sees the stronger dude becoming fat and non threatening: think of it as the spirit re-reading his bad fanfic and deciding to apply logic and logistics (like a redditor) to dissect the plot because it does not makes sense so he decides to add things that make more sense in order to destroy the things that does not make them (why should a fat faggot rule over a more capable slave, eventually that inconsistency should be destroyed).

I call it a fanfic because just like fanfics are based on previous material, the ideas that the spirit uses to create his tale existed previously just like plato said.

Oh and according to hegel this "dialectics" applies to everything, the entire history of mankind, the entire history of philosophy, the entire history of religion, the entire history of art, physics, biology, anime, helicopters… (do not read hegel's books on science they are stupid even for hegelian standards, not even hegelians read them)

If you ask why the fuck should I care about hegel you have to consider that without hegel we wouldn't have:
Commies
Those weird technocultist that believe in super AGI
Accelerationists like nick land
Those fucking redditors (god I hate them) that speak of "the right side of history"
?Trannies?
The WEF (you will own nothing and be happy)
Nazis
The schizos on /lit/
Girls und panzer
Thank you for reading all this shit and remember that if you are sad it's the fault of the "spirit" (not the demiurge, hegel was original and donut steel OC and didn't just worship the demiurge) and his bad sonic fanfics.

>>3748516
holy wordswordswords but
tsmt at the end, hegels the brownest fucking shitstain and its a miracle that anyone in the soysphere that isn't mentally ill takes him seriously at all

>>3748530
Nobaldi on the soysphere takes anything seriously

>>3748533
What if it's about doxxing pedophile satanist BNWO trannies?

Maybi besides poop and niggers dying

>>3748535
Most of the people do it to fit in and to have a justifiable outlet to enstill chaos. I really don't that many people here care when somebody is (whatever you can think of), they're too depressed and/or desensitized to it. It's a ritual with everyone clocked out.

>>3748547
Although I might be wrong. I hope I am.

I also want to know what /pol/'s thoughts are on Spinoza
>>3748547
Damn

>>3748547
don't think* autocorrect is being Jewish

>>3748547
Or just straight up to reconcile what happened when they were younger, or to give cacas a chance at life

>>3748535
Either way, I believe many doxxings here are justified entirely

>>3748552
First case is plausible but I think that was more in the past. I am way too cynical to believe the second.

>>3748553
I think that only those for like the pedos who EPI minors is justified but tbf that's a majority of it

A lot of times it's just a literal who who's vocal about being a gooner