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>dresses like a woman and lives in a neighbor's harem to avoid being sent to war
>gets caught hiding like a little bitch and gets dragged to fight a 10 year zogwar for a foid
>goes on rampages through the enemy lines but eventually stops fighting because he gets into an argument over how many women they should get to rape during a raid
>sits on a beach and cries like a little bitch while poking sand fleas with a stick
>finally get convinced to fight after watching his homosexual lover get spearmogged by HECTQR
>kills Hector and mutilates his corpse infront of his family
>ambushes Hector's brother and kills him while he is unarmed
>gets guilttripped by Hector's dad to return his body, despite the fact he could kill the opposing sides leader hen if is now already heirless
>gets killed by the pussy bitch Paris using a 360 quickscope
<defends his homeland from foreign invaders
<loyal to his wife and doesn't take sex slaves or commit adultery
<generous and caring to everyone but the foreigners
>attempts to negotiate with Achilles to try to talk it out after mogging his fag lover
>gets tricked and killed as he falls in defense of the fatherland

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>>3743945 (OP)
so nigga twink was a femboy? am i seeing this right?

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This is very obsessed

 β„–3743986[Quote]

I hate that whiny pedo faggot so fucking much finally someone understands

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>>3743986
Job from the bible, no one yndeestands me though.

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>>3743986
This was the prevailing view of the middle ages, Achilles was seen as a pedophile faggot and Hector was seen as a progenitor of knightly ideals

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but the movie told me brad pitt was definitely NOT gay

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>>3743997

Movie Achilles made historyfags seethe and cry
so hard it was so awesome. They still whine on reddit. Only version of Achilles I don't wish got raped with a chainsaw.

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 β„–3744449[Quote]

hector ran like a pussy and got STRIPPED and DRAGGED by Achilles while his parents watched along with his wife

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Also didn't troy allied with memnon who apparently was black?

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I hate faggot's so much



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