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Guide on how to get fat bitches to hop yo dick so you can stop being a Clittycel:
>Step 1: bribe them with food mainly desserts and sweets like cakes or cookies or cupcakes whatever works just find the perfect excuse to give her something.
>Step 2: look for emotional vulnerability and lonely fat bitches with insecurities and fake comfort them with the idea of you pretending to care about what they think (just agree and say yes to everything).
>Step 3: have a car having a car with always give you a higher chance of getting laid by one by using your car as bribing item to exploit something like a vape addiction, stress eating, booze etc. get them shit they want so they cozy up to you more and get more alone time with them in your car sure getting a fat chick to bounce on your nuts in a 2005 ford focus may not be the best way to lose your vcard but hey it's convenient

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Stop molesting me faggot

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>at least im not one of those heckin faggorinos

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>get invited to play overwatch
>get sexually assaulted
>roll with it
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 â„–3736040[Quote]

1) Food belongs to ME!
2) NO! I WILL NOT DO THIS! Because I am not a manipulative pshychopath
3)Driving car increases chances of early death, get into car crash and burn. NO! I WILL NOT BURN!



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