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 â„–3734874[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

i think there is a shooter at the mall i am at and if i die this is my last will and testament

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im in a storage room and i hear the police

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where are you?

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great lakes crossing mall

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>supposed life and death situation
>goes to post on the fucking sharty
Nigga text your mom or some shit, not here

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>>3734877
marge, is there another shooter?

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>>3734879
>>3734880
gunshots started fourty five minutes ago or something i ran to the back of a store and i am hiding in a store room

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>>3734879
MVST NOT GIGAQUOTE

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News says suspect is in custody, but holy shit it's real

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>>3734881
send a sharty exclusive image (if you haven't in OP already)

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>>3734874 (OP)
Oh my Lord

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>>3734885
its dark in here its the bass pro shop

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shooter was probably muslim everyone there was muslim

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>>3734879
>Nigga text your mom or some shit, not here
I AM his mom.
>>3734887
How about you try to run in front of the shooter and yell: IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!! This would be so cool and you can upload it to reddit or tiktok and get upvotes!!

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>>3734894
im not leaving this store room

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Did you survive

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Also post a picture of the storage room

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>>3734896
You SHOULD be good by now, cops already got the fucker it seems

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>>3734897
>>3734899
the whole room is dark im between two boxes

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>>3734874 (OP)
Sick, I'm in the Vans right across from you

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Get out of there right now, bro

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>>3734901
can't you take an image with flash?

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>>3734902
want to meet at the old furniture store its a clothing store now

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>>>3734896
>You SHOULD be good by now, cops already got the fucker it seems
>Rhode Island

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>>3734901
Then post a picture woth flash

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>>3734906
I live in Massachusetts nigga

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>>3734908
ok one minute i will

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>>3734905
If you see a 6'5 Aryan gigachad, that's me

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>>3734910
Namedrop the sharty if the news interview you geg

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>>3734910
Also make sure to remove the flash sound dont be a retard

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i wont move so this is good enough

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>>>3734910
>Also make sure to remove the flash sound dont be a retard

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>>3734918
JANNIES APPROVE

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Can I have your phono

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>>3734918
JANNIES

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Someone 'chive this thread

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>>3734918
Jannies are going to let a soyteen die before they mpa

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i dont hear anything

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>>3734932
Dont move, do you have anything to defend yourself in there?

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>>3734932
We all hope you're safe nusoi

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If you have something the moment that door opens try to smac him with wathever you have

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>>3734934
The shooter has already been apprehended

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I will reiterate, every single news outlet is reporting they got the shooter and has been doing so for a while

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>>3734934
i was on the second floor of the bass pro i heard screaming and ran downstairs

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>>3734939
Still, tje police doesnt know if there is someone else, if they see him walking aroud he might get shot

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>>3734947
Around*

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>>3734947
>>3734874 (OP)
Op read this

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>>3734942
what if they are wrong or there is more than one or what if i scare a foid officer and she shoots me

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>>3734953
i think you just need to stay there. untill cop comes

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>>3734953
>>3734947
Dont leave the locker read this op

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>>3734946
Nigga just google the name of the mall

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posting in a gemmy thread

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>>3734886

>>3734946
Usually a news story won't come out until the suspect has been arrested.

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>>3734918

>>3734918
>reads on the news about an attack that happened one hour ago before posting
>baits everyone into beliving he is hiding from a shooter
>as a proof of how he is "hiding" sends a picture of his shoe
>later when he has everyone's attention sells roblox cheatcodes in the same thread
This man is a genius

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>>3734964
thats not my shoe

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This is crazy.

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>>3734965
Post a better picture

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>>3734953
Try to find the crime scene and post what you find while screaming Cobson will always be a gem.

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Also, seriously, text your family if you haven't already, they're probably shitting themselves

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just take a short video

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>>3734980
we are xer family

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>>3734985
wholesome

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>>3734980
i told them i was going to the 2nd hand charles and then went to the mall instead

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>>3734980
oh my goodness so concerned!
>>3734984
get a better picture bro

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Go out there and confront them while imagining phonk music playing

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>>3734989
im crowded between two boxes in the store room of a bass pro

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>>3734984
Dude post the door of the storage room nigga

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>>3734996
i dont want to move

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i hear noise

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>>3734984
Spine chilling slow burn horrifying liminal space with no jump scare.

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Can you shout out cobson in the new

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>>3734984
Just take a picture of your surroundings We can't even tell what this is

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>>3734999
What noise?!

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>>3735004
its a thing on the wall and its the only thing im in view of

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>>3734999
OP is dead, ggs

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should i try exiting or go to the taco bell in the mall or the shooting range upstairs

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>>3735008
go out with hands up and shout help or something

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>>3735009
the noise stopped though

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>>3735004
I work retail, this is definitely some sort of storage rack in a back room, I doubt OP is bullshitting

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>>3735008
Go to the shooting range upstairs, media migth even pay for what you find

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try and zigzag if someone shoots at you

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>>3735009
If you can get out of the building that's the best option

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and get as far as possible, don't stop running

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>>3735014
the staircase to it is totally exposed though and in an open area i could go through the kids area and then slip out into the mall and then run toward the exit near the cafe with trees near hot topic

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>>3735021
Why not keep hiding

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>>3734999
bhai he is DONE saar

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>>3735024
im probably will

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>>3735021
Every store I've ever worked in has had fire exit signs that should point you towards roughly the shortest path out. Unless you're in a cleaning supply closet there's almost guaranteed to be an exit in the backroom. They have to load stock somehow

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>>3735030
i know the exit but its into the store

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Also, if you do get out of the building, keep your hands up and visible so you don't spook the cops

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>>3735028
Nigga they literally said: "The suspect is in custody, and authorities said there is no ongoing threat to the public."
Factchecked source: https://www.fox2detroit.com
Second source: https://joyjak.party

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>>3735021
Bro the cops won't shoot you now if you are not a retard. There are probaly mostly just decetives now there worse that can happen is they ask you how you are there take your name and then escort you out.

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>posting about a shooting that you might get caught in in the sherdee instead of fucking escaping or contacting relatives
NUSOIS….. I…

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>>3735051
das giga, egyptcuck.

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posting about a shooting that you might get caught in in the sherdee instead of fucking escaping or contacting relatives

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Imagine one day a shooter is livestreaming and they get a live shot of them shooting a nusoi as xhe's posting about the shooting on the sharty

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Ur baiting but the shooter has been caught

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Op died?

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>>3735068
please take this seriously

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>>3735034
hello, i am a real police officer pls tell me where you are at and i will save you, okay?



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