C Preprocessor raped my grandma and burned down my cropsIt's a hilarious one but you wouldn't understand it, haha!

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tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:29:55 №3717647 [Quote]

C Preprocessor raped my grandma and burned down my crops

It's a hilarious one but you wouldn't understand it, haha!

Chud UaGmN6oB 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:30:33 №3717655 [Quote]

NIGGA…

tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:31:04 №3717658 [Quote]

>>3717655
c preprocessor will rape your symbols.

Chud TM2jS79v 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:32:35 №3717665 [Quote]

>C
Found your problem

Chud UaGmN6oB 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:32:35 №3717666 [Quote]

>>3717658
Central Processor, I get it nigger

Chud ^DbZCEx4 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:33:19 №3717673 [Quote]

I don't get it but I'll laugh anyway geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:34:38 №3717681 [Quote]

>>3717666
No you didn't retard. C Preprocessor is a compilation step which reads macros and replaces them in text. It's good for meta programming, however as you include header files you may poison your source with some macro that, for example, my redefine a type name with garbage, which will then leak into headers you included after that, which will result in incomprehensible nigger error message. smh.

Chud UaGmN6oB 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:35:34 №3717691 [Quote]

>>3717681
SNCA

Chud TM2jS79v 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:36:14 №3717694 [Quote]

>>3717691
Just say you're dumb

tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:36:56 №3717698 [Quote]

>>3717681
that doesn't happen so often, yet it still happens.
Also preprocessing is a one step operation which means that you can't do this
#define SYMBOL #define ABC 5
because it would require an additional preprocessing step.

tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:38:28 №3717707 [Quote]

>C Preprocessor abbreviates to 'P
OMGSISA kill Dennis Ritchie (the developer of C Language)

Chud XRIlugQ9 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:38:42 №3717708 [Quote]

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Umm… I though it was not powerful enough to do that and that's why nulangs have comptime. S-snopes?

tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:39:46 №3717716 [Quote]

>>3717708
you can do this

#define int 88
#include some shit from standart library

and watch the fun

Penisoider!!lOQ/kAoXug 6epQohzA 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:43:05 №3717728 [Quote]

>>3717716
It buck broke C compiler

tufac !H6Gk3zxMu. 0SJUn29O 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:43:08 №3717730 [Quote]

>>3717716
it's funny how newbies may think that #Include is some magical word to link the file. No, it just copies the contents of the file into your source, which usually contains the definitions of the functions, and then you link the binary with ld something like -l kernel32.dll

Scob XRIlugQ9 07/07/26 (Tue) 18:43:42 №3717733 [Quote]

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>>3717716
AI said "this is highly problematic"