>be abraham<THOU SHALT go into the desert>yes sir sky daddy!!*le famine*>oh noo we have to go to egypt now>such a pussy he calls his wife his sister while there and ends up getting cucked by pharaoh >yahoovah sends plagues to pharaohs house for

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Florida Man pA4!Fd^n 07/05/26 (Sun) 08:16:41 №3708526 [Quote]

>be abraham
<THOU SHALT go into the desert
>yes sir sky daddy!!
*le famine*
>oh noo we have to go to egypt now
>such a pussy he calls his wife his sister while there and ends up getting cucked by pharaoh
>yahoovah sends plagues to pharaohs house for something his slave did (so fair and just!)
>cucks his barren old wife
>makes a bastard son (who mudslimes claim to be descended from GEEEEEEEEEG)
>but actually adultery is LE BAD
<THOU SHALT cut your foreskin off… because you just should, ok? and also do it to all of your kids as well totally not barbaric or anything
>yes sir sky daddy!!
*now his old ass wife is gonna give him a son after decades*
<THOU SHALT kill your only son you waited for literal decades for some reason
>yes sir sky daddy!!
<wait actually dont do that wtf dude i was joking
<wow this dumbass is such a retard he'll do anything ill say, all of his descendants will be the perfect race of bloodthirsty parasites

Scob Eev^2Jxt 07/05/26 (Sun) 08:18:01 №3708530 [Quote]