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Abrahamic "god" is retarded Florida Man P4kELJnZ 07/04/26 (Sat) 09:33:23 №3703323 [View All][1][2][Quote]

>be yahweh(yaldabaoth)
>make humans
>give them free will
>make the snake
>who somehow is heckin evil for some reason evendoe god is all good and god cant create evil
>despite your creatures being made in your image they decide to eat the apple and listen to a literal fucking snake over you
>force them to suffer for 7000 years because umm heckin punishment or whatever
>you are omniscient so you knew exactly what is going to happen btw

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Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:19:20 №3704092 [Quote]

>>3704089
He said he quit doing "that" years ago.

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:19:31 №3704093 [Quote]

>>3704092
Niggas lying for no reason

WicklowFrog!!FVL6mVUevE D3rC8N6e 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:19:34 №3704094 [Quote]

>>3704092
Hrt?
Ohnononono

monstercat !kU/LvkUZwg mOP3Fh84 [VPN] 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:19:59 №3704095 [Quote]

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Grok summarize this thread

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:20:09 №3704096 [Quote]

>>3704094
Not HRT but being sissified

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:20:52 №3704098 [Quote]

YOURE MISINTERPRETING ME SHUT IT DOWNNNNN

Chud 2IdwEiAR 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:21:00 №3704099 [Quote]

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>>3704094
FUCKKKK I WANT TO BE PA.N.TIED AND SISSIFIED TOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 😡🤬😡🤬 BLODY BENCHOD BASTAR I WANT TO RB APNTIED AND SISSIFIED TOI SAAR U BLODY BASTAR BENCHOD

Scob yd9JWBqq 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:21:24 №3704100 [Quote]

>>3704098
Aussie… This is what I was trying to protect you from…

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:23:19 №3704103 [Quote]

>>3704100
What was is not what will be.

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:23:52 №3704106 [Quote]

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>>3704099
DW Georgia bro. I'll let you live in my kennel and i'll feed you slop and mush

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:24:27 №3704107 [Quote]

>>3704103
Blud got sissified💀💀💀💀💀

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:25:25 №3704110 [Quote]

>>3704106
Dogtos DOGOTOOOOSSS
>>3704107
i didnt nigger stop sayung this

WicklowFrog!!FVL6mVUevE D3rC8N6e 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:26:51 №3704114 [Quote]

>>3704110
I don't think you were sissified

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:26:56 №3704115 [Quote]

>>3704110
At least you didnt get pantied

Scob 2IdwEiAR 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:28:06 №3704118 [Quote]

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>>3704106
nigga what 😭😭😭 can i not get slop and mush please something better like cornmeal porridge with milk ts is so tasty 🤤🤤🤤

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:29:41 №3704124 [Quote]

>>3704118
Only if you promise to not complain when i force you to water my tomatoes

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:31:02 №3704127 [Quote]

>>3704115
……

Scob 2IdwEiAR 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:31:08 №3704129 [Quote]

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>>3704124
why the hell would i complain about that thats easy as fuck

WicklowFrog!!FVL6mVUevE D3rC8N6e 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:31:38 №3704130 [Quote]

>>3704124
Can I help, I like gardening

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:31:48 №3704131 [Quote]

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>>3704129
I have 14 acres of tomato fields

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:31:57 №3704133 [Quote]

>>3704124
All my tomatoes died in a flood…….

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:32:18 №3704135 [Quote]

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>>3704130
Only one person can fit in the kennel sorry

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:32:43 №3704136 [Quote]

>>3704133
>my tomatoes got flooded yesterday

BRO…

Scob yd9JWBqq 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:33:43 №3704140 [Quote]

>>3704133
>Australians don't grow potatoes
BROOOOO…

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:34:09 №3704141 [Quote]

>>3704136
its not funny All my corn and cucumbers died too
>>3704140
Starchcucks arent human.

WicklowFrog!!FVL6mVUevE D3rC8N6e 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:34:16 №3704143 [Quote]

>>3704135
It's okay, I understand…

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:34:52 №3704144 [Quote]

>>3704141
>My fields got flooded yesterday

HERMANO…

The Azorean IBp73dqJ 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:35:13 №3704146 [Quote]

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>bro u frens are dropping pills that this site is NOT ready for. these niggers are still in their hecking tradcath/orthobro retvrn tv trvditvion phase they wont listen to ts

Chud yd9JWBqq 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:35:20 №3704147 [Quote]

>>3704141
Potatoes won btw

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:35:43 №3704148 [Quote]

>>3704146
geg xhe really says dis

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:35:54 №3704150 [Quote]

>>3704147
Tomatoes are tastier

The Azorean IBp73dqJ 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:36:09 №3704151 [Quote]

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>>3703426
i drew this

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:37:36 №3704152 [Quote]

>>3704144
not funny

Penisoider!!lOQ/kAoXug otOhqnrG 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:37:59 №3704154 [Quote]

>>3703426
Draw me

Chud 2IdwEiAR 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:38:31 №3704156 [Quote]

>>3704146
the blackest most inbred portunigger posted ts btw 🥀🥀🥀🥀

Scob yd9JWBqq 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:39:06 №3704157 [Quote]

Okay chuddies, enough discussing all of this, join the cattywipe on /soy/ please

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:39:48 №3704161 [Quote]

>>3704157
no thats boring lets play bonelabs

Scob K25dnq6U 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:39:51 №3704162 [Quote]

>>3704140
>>Australians don't grow potatoes
Is must be also said that growing (agrarian lifestyle) is a coloniser's invasive way of life. Real Australians (I am not talking about whiteys) don't grow anything at all, not potatoes, not tomatoes. White people colonise land they do not own, rape it's fertile soil with agriculture until its no longer alive, leave for new territory. In this they are similar to a virus that feeds on it's host. There isn't a single other race that's doing that.

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:40:56 №3704163 [Quote]

>>3704162
>just be a fuggen kumbaya abo sucking the poop out of a dead possum for sustenance bro living off the land doooood

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:42:05 №3704165 [Quote]

>>3704162
also shitskins eat the least meat, shitskins are the largest slvts for agriculture
if it werent for agriculture india and africa would be sooooo much smaller

Chud 2IdwEiAR 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:43:08 №3704168 [Quote]

>>3704163
i almost died reading that shit gegegegegegegegegegeggy do abos really?? 😭😭😭

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:44:04 №3704172 [Quote]

>>3704163
this might be ungiga quotable

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:44:38 №3704175 [Quote]

>>3704168
idk but they do gross shit. Many bugs eaten, they also kill and rape their babies and infants if they do not feel like caring for them

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:44:49 №3704176 [Quote]

>>3704172
Bro….

Garfield!!tUZljb9jHg 7V5Zn7w9 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:45:08 №3704177 [Quote]

>>3704175
abos are jews confirmed

3bKW5f2m 07/04/26 (Sat) 11:46:29 №3704180 [Quote]

>>3704177
pre-colonized australia was jardee island
it is coming like that again