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Most Aryan thing ever btw
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she isn't the knight. And asriel is probably some fat redditor nihilist who fumbled her.
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larp larp larp sahur
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You will never be a knight copypasta has found its use
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>>3695484Even doe he isn't since he's on the track team (also has two other bwc slaves or something)
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>>3695495Austria got raped by BSC btw
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you will never be a real knight candidate. You have no buildup, no lines of dialogue, no knowledge from an average player. All you have left is the UNUSED dialogue from the game files. All the validation you get is 2faced and fake, behind your back people mock you. Your sword isn't a bat. 1225 is not the shelter code. Even the papyrus knight is better.
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>>3695502Counter point,she has a fatass
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>Female Knight
You will never be a real knight. You have no land, you have no title, you have no honor. You are a butch woman twisted by drugs and blacksmithing into a crude mockery of nobility's perfection.
All the "accolades" you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "party" laughs at your ogrish appearance behind closed doors.
Lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lords to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ladyknights who "quest" look dishonorable and common to a local lord. Your -4 Str is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk party to venture forth with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your fetid, bloody menstruations.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be chivalrous, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a peasant is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably common.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I admit it. I stopped playing chapter 5 after I heard a meme japanese sound from one of the enemies.
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>>3695525Yeah chapter 5 sucks
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My brother, your stealth VPN is malfunctioning, repait it this instant!
@Laurynas pisdauskas
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>>3695550it's okay buckaroo
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>>3695537Okay I continued playing right now and literally the next dialogue line disproves dess knight.
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but I still would crack dess every day every night
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>>3695567did you get spoiled? I played it the second it came out so I wouldn't see a youtube video with all bosses
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okay yellow is a bit funny
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>>3695607yes ignore me you slut
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ME ON THE RIGHT, ITS LITERALLY ME ON THE RIGHT^^
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>>3695619i did get spoiled a bit but I played it the second it came out too. The chapter is very spatially expansive, which is good, but new mechanics feel like a collection of unimportant minigames which just borrow omega attacks from undertale. I don't really care about the flowers, hey at least they shone light on kid personalities from undertale, but I don't find most of their humor funny, and their stories are not that deep too.
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and the love triangles are very gay, it's all very gay. Almost no insights this chapters, until the very end where they reveal that flowers are green and inbetween. Also it's interesting that onionson got killed by gaster, but I think it may be a fake out.
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how unserious and unconflicting this chapter is, this what really grinds my gears.
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>>3695627yes unfortunately that is the case, not the most lore deep chapter, but people like to think of it as a calm before the storm, so maybe the new mechanics were put just to make it fun for one last time?
The soundtrack is great though isn't it?
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>>3695634yeah the sound is good
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>>3695631yeah that was fan-service, unneeded for normal people but the obsessed fanbase thrives off of it.
About onionson I think he really saw what there is at the depths of the lake, and I also do think the gaster followers were behind it, I mean all three of them were at the same place at the festival eating onionson. It could very well be a fakeout as you said though