Landing on mars is actually retarded. 1. Parachutes actually dont do fuck all due to extremely low air pressure 2. Atmosphere barely slows you down maybe 500m/s rest you gotta slow down by rockets 3. You can try aerobrake but your altitude needs to b

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Chud ue58rb12 07/02/26 (Thu) 00:57:30 №3691805 [Quote]

Landing on mars is actually retarded.
1. Parachutes actually dont do fuck all due to extremely low air pressure
2. Atmosphere barely slows you down maybe 500m/s rest you gotta slow down by rockets
3. You can try aerobrake but your altitude needs to be around 80km too low your shit will explode and die.
Anyways mars is the nigger of planets i hate mars fuck em.
I think its far more interesting to visit jupiters moons than nigger mars more than anything.
Mars niggers need to get the rope.
Jovian moon chads rise up.

Rapemaster the aids GOD eRS^2sJT 07/02/26 (Thu) 00:58:06 №3691808 [Quote]

What if you feel like raping martians?

Rapemaster the aids GOD eRS^2sJT 07/02/26 (Thu) 00:58:45 №3691810 [Quote]

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2face !H6Gk3zxMu. N1!CENBJ 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:00:12 №3691814 [Quote]

jews and niggers will inherit the earth, we will inherit barren nophono planetoids

Chud YNw7ode7 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:00:39 №3691821 [Quote]

>>3691814
dude is from russia
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Argentinx pO7vMEHH 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:02:07 №3691830 [Quote]

Your post gets some things right but misses the full picture. The reality is more nuanced:

- Parachutes do work: They're not "useless" but have limits. NASA's Curiosity rover used a supersonic parachute to slow down from ~470 m/s to ~90 m/s before rockets took over .
- Atmosphere helps a lot: The initial aerodynamic braking by the heat shield is crucial, slowing the craft from ~5.8 km/s to that ~470 m/s where the parachute deploys .
- Rockets finish the job: Yes, rockets handle the final ~90 m/s to 0 for a soft landing because the atmosphere is too thin for a parachute to do it all .
- Aerobraking vs. Aerocapture: You confused orbit insertion (aerobraking at ~100-140 km) with landing (entry interface at ~125 km). They serve different purposes .

So, landing on Mars is challenging but far from "retarded"-it's a carefully engineered multi-step process .

🌌 Jupiter's Moons vs. Mars

You're not alone in finding the outer planets fascinating! While Jupiter's moons (like Europa) are prime targets for searching for life, the engineering challenge is even greater. There's virtually no atmosphere for braking, meaning missions rely almost entirely on propulsive burns, requiring massive amounts of fuel .

Scob dq4i!tHO 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:02:24 №3691832 [Quote]

>>3691814
Landing on mars is actually AIDS in terms of difficulty.
Look up all the mars mission 60% of them are just crashing into mars at mach 3 and vaporizing the probe that costs millions of dollars.

Rapemaster the aids GOD eRS^2sJT 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:04:24 №3691837 [Quote]

>>3691832
I already have aids can I go to mars?

Scob dq4i!tHO 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:05:49 №3691841 [Quote]

>>3691837
Idk you need a good fucking pilot to land on mars.
If hes actually retarded then you might be vaporized when your spaceship crashes into the surface at mach 3.

Rapemaster the aids GOD eRS^2sJT 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:10:20 №3691851 [Quote]

>>3691841
What if I find the best pilot on earth and threaten to rape him if he doesnt fly me to mars. Once im on mars I can rape the martian sisas.

Chud Y6T8cBuV 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:13:16 №3691858 [Quote]

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>there's a perfectly usable planet
>large areas full of minerals and sun exposure
>endless seas of water and rare salts

>grifters still will suggest wasting a gorillion dollars on achieving bare minimum life conditions outside of the planet

Scob 1VHur1sQ 07/02/26 (Thu) 01:51:12 №3691906 [Quote]

>>3691805 (OP)
Honestly anything from korea cannot be trusted, they the enemy of GOD.