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>It's a late night in August 2013, as you make your way through the streets of Hamburg
roleplay thread

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and then i begin to cut in half niggers with a chainsaw

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<I would make my way down the road, carrying a box of papers, as I went down the street, I put up posters for the AfD as I made my way down the street

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>>3677514 (OP)
Am i walking on water? What is this POV nigga

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>>3677530
You are walking by the waterside

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<I think of Merkel's decree that there was no alternative, that we must simply accept this invasion as Syrians and Turks discuss in their alien tongues

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>>3677528
hes not me i did this

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<As I finished postering the streets, I marched myself home, to a small apartment in a neighborhood once full of proud Germans but now full of an aging working class and foreigners taking their place

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<I open the door to my sad, dank apartment and flick on a light. It is the same as I left it. The same as it had been since I left my family at 18, where I traveled to Hamburg to campaign for the AfD. I had traveled from the countryside, leaving my family and friends for the cause of Germany.

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<I would scurry about the room, preparing a microwaveble dinner, as I thought of the meals my mother once cooked me, those beautiful teddies.

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>>3677554
bro is hitler 2 skull skull

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<As I retreat to my computer with my microwavable meal, I read news. Every headline smacks of another attack. The barbarian invaders took a life there, a life here. How could the government do nothing I thought to myself. Do they hate us?

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>then I starting to vomit

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>>3677563
<Hearing the noise from the hallway, it sounds like somebody is in pain, I dash out, is this my moment to stop an attack I ponder. As I dart out the door, I see the wretched man vomiting all over the carpet of the hall.

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<Seeing the disgracefulness, I return to my apartment, and chuck my meal into the trash, my appetite was ruined.

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>>3677580
oh come on nigger

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<I go back to my computer and load a quaint email service known as riseup.net and begin responding to replies from my fellow revolutionaries from across the world, we trade stories of the struggle for victory and of the attacks we face.

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> a woman is getting raped by a nigger in the other side of the street

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>>3677593
< I come to the nigger and rape him back

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<i place in my headphones, loading an mp4 of Karl Klang's EXTREMIST WON. As it plays, it eventually comes to the song with that lyric. 'I want to know it was the jews who did the Germans wrong', I know just listening to this song could land me in jail but I press forward. I love the thrill of it.

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>>3677593
<Peering out my windows, I see this heinous act, and grab my phone, and begin recording. I know it's too late to help but I could atleast make the story known and maybe make a positive change. I creep around the blind, dancing around as I record while hiding myself behind the blinds.

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<As I record, the album turns to The News behind the News, as Karl sings about the Protocols, I think of how so much of it had come true. How the bolshevisks now rule over us.

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<I keep recording as the song Get a Grip on Immigration plays, I feel a bit pathetic for not helping a German in need but her life will he a sacrifice which will free our people I think.

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>>3677627
Why cant we have a roleplay thread?

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>>3677630
Why cant we roleplay?

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<this place needs NIGGERS if only there were NIGGERS and SANDNIGGERS here

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>>3677636
The roleplay thread will continue

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<I eventually tire of watching this madness and I retreat to my computer. I load the email service and begin typing. Sending it to patriots in Europe anonymously, the video spreads.

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>>3677653
What game

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<As I sit on my PC, I engage in my hobby of catfishing migrant girls, sending up dates with them and never showing up and then ghosting them to waste their time and destroy their self esteem

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>>3677664
wtf this is a gemmy idea

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<I think of the pride my ancestors must have knowing I keep up the fight for germany, among the last patriots still fighting.

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>>3677671
We should do this irl

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>>3677673
there was a dude who rizzed up some muzzies sister in the UK and he got kidnapped in broad daylight. they leak like hell when that happens

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<with every letter I type, with every your so beautiful syrian, I know that the inevitable moment they realize I didnt show up for the date, they will know a White boy would never care for them

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<I would begin reading a German history book, as I read of our people's struggle, my resolve to keep fighting only strengthen

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>>3677664
<As I sit on my PC, I find twitchniggers to 'oxx and 'ape, I proceed to go on Indian IRCs to send their phone numbers and ask for BIC.

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Why will nobody else here roleplay

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>>3677729
this is so sad
dw imma roleplay as a polearyan

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>i pull up to another german apartment to clean the toilets, i left my home country with thoughts of an easy job and making a ton of money but with each day passing i come to regret my decision

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>>3677736
<As my polish cleaner arrives at the door, I open it to welcome him in.

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<I quickly run around my apartment, trying to hide all the contraband books, flags and clothing from sight

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>i watch the door open only to see a putrid apartment filled with nazi memorabilia, stains of various colors on the walls and an overweight, greasy, balding man in his 30's

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>>3677747
<Noticing the thing before me was almost certainly a pole and couldn't tell my apartment was a clean one owned by a fit 18 year old, I try to be accommodating, pointing to what needs to be cleaned

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rPING a bouilding

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>>3677749
I didn't make that post

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>>3677759
idk how it got there

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>I tell him "kurwa mac co ty tam pierdolisz do mnie po niemiecku skurwysynu, i dont speaking english"

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>>3677763
<I speak to the pole saying, 'I am sorry, I only speak English or German.' I then motion to the areas needing to be cleaned as I examine the room cleaner
(Describe your character)

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<I ran about cleaning up the room of contraband as much as I could before the pole could report me to the government



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