/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Kill yourself. Behead yourself. Roundhouse kick yourself into the concrete. Slam dunk yourself into the trashcan. Crucify yourself. Defecate in your food. Launch yourself into the sun. Stir fry yourself in a wok. Toss yourself into an active volcano. Urinate into your gas tank. Judo throw yourself into a wood chipper. Twist your head off. Report yourself to the IRS. Karate chop yourself in half. Curb stomp yourself. Trap yourself in quicksand. Crush yourself in the trash compactor. Liquefy yourself in a vat of acid. Eat yourself. Dissect yourself. Exterminate yourself in the gas chamber. Stomp your skull with steel toed boots. Cremate yourself in the oven. Lobotomize yourself. Mandatory abortions for yourself. Grind yourself in the garbage disposal. Drown yourself in fried chicken grease. Vaporize yourself with a ray gun. Kick yourself down the stairs. Feed yourself to alligators. Slice yourself with a katana.