/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Decapitate a southerner
Dropkick a southerner
Disembowel a southerner
Throw a southerner off a building
Bash a southerner's head in with a hammer
Immolate a southerner
Chainsaw a southerner in half
Rip a southern fetus out of a pregnant southerner
Throw a southerner into a jet engine
Hang a southerner from a tree
Pour sulfuric acid down a southerner's throat
Shank a southerner
Slit a southerner's throat
Drag a southerner behind his own pickup truck
Run over a southerner with a lawnmower
Gas a southerner
Impale a southerner on exposed rebar
Curbstop a southerner
Crush a southerner's head with a cinder block
Force feed a southerner rat poison
Drown a southerner in his own family's blood
Rape a southerner's wife and sister in front of him
Gouge a southerner's eyes out with your thumbs
Chop a southerner's hands off with a rusty machete
Wage scorched earth on a southerner's genitals with a blowtorch
Rip a southerner's teeth out with pliers
Pour rubbing alcohol in a southerner's eyes
Throw a southerner into a pit of lions
Crucify a southerner on a cross made of wood from his swamp shanty
Leave a southerner naked in the New England cold
Bayonet a southerner in the heart
Shoot a southerner point blank with a parrott gun
Rip a southerner's tongue out with your teeth
Make a southerner run until he dies
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