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sometimes my dad texts me with some really low level conspiracy shit and its starting to make me want to tell him some real conspiracies

>son did you know that the heckin' world cup is to distract from Iran


i just want to tell him about da jooz or something

 â„–3660851[Quote]

Why would the world cup be smth to distract from iran

I wish i had a dad in the first place whom I can discuss schizo shit with id be so fire

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I would never redpill my parents about politics because theyre quite old and worrying them with world politics makes me worrysome

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>>3660852
Youre my favorite user here

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>>3660852
my parents are both entering their fifties now (they had me pretty young) and my dad has always been a low-level conspiracy theorist . it drives me crazy with how close he gets sometimes
>son, isn't it crazy how banks control the world and Israel has so much influence over U.S and EU politics?

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hes one of those conspiracy theorists who says "elites" and "the rich"

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>>3660863
I love you, youre so wholesomerino I wish nothing but the best for you

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>>3660860
show him dis
>android compression is shit

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>>3660857
those damn white capitalists!

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>>3660884
Dis dbeunks bbc level conspiracys

 â„–3660901[Quote]

my dads dead but my mom will come at me with some wild shit and i btfo her immediately because i love her and dont want her to be a retard

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>>3660895
always thinking about black cocks i see

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>>3660901
someone giga this

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>>3660872
back when I was a caca and before my brother trooned out he used to get violently offended at anything that implied 9/11 was a purposeful attack, he used to actually chew my brother out for ages

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>>3660914
>before my brother troon out

????

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>>3660919
thats a whole different snca story

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>>3660911
seriously dude shes getting info from Pakistani AI at this point. like i hate Israel too but godamn im going to be smart about it not fucking tiktok videos telling me how to think. i think shes starting to develop Alzheimer's, it runs in the family for women. the men turn into drunks and I'm pretty good at math…

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>>3660944
this is sad, I hope you keep your mum from going too deep into the pakistani AI rabbithole

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>>3660947
My mom is deep into AI lol but theres nothing i can do about it

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>>3660947
i cant stop her, if she really gets Alzheimer's then well thats what happens. theres no cure im just going to have to babysit her. its not like she actually votes she just smokes pot all day and watches slop. it might not even be tiktok it might be YouTube shorts idk but shes into gay shit and anti trump nonsense left and right and i cant help but come correct because like i said, i love my mommy.

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me and her both watched her mom die because she was a cunt and she fucked up both our lives but if my mom actually got that and she's not just brain rotted from the internet id cry like a little bitch

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>>3660964
its weird to imagine in the future people with dementia are just gonna remember shit like tiktok and cardi b

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>>3661013
she'll atleast have people around that love her like me and pretty much all my brothers. my grandma had noone and died in a home getting her checks raped by one of my aunts.

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>>3661027
Jesus thats depressing

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>>3661027
both of my grandparents died one day apart
my grandfather from brain trauma and my grandmother from stage 3 colorectal cancer
my grandfather incurred said brain trauma when he fell down a flight of stairs carrying my grandmother on a stretcher

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>>3661056
thats not depressing, my grandmother was an absolute cunt that deserved everything that came to her. fuck her i hope she rots in hell twice for all the shit she pulled on me, her own parents, her sister, her daughter (my mom), her husband, etc. she can enjoy the brainworms in hell

 â„–3661102[Quote]

my grandfather (papa G as we called him for some reason) was actually a depressing case. he was a straight up PIMP. i saw him once convince a chick who was like 25 at most ride in his little motor scooter cart. i think he was 62 and had a gf younger than my mom and she called us and no bullshit this is how the conversation went
>HIS HEADS IN THE TOILET
<that sounds like a normal night for him?
>no he wont get up!
<yeah hes slammed, how long have you known him?
>hes dead!
<bitch why didnt you lead with that!?

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>>3661102
>drowning yourself in the toilet after getting bored with life

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papa G had this super nice hair though and when they pulled him out of the cooler thing so we could confirm it was him it was the saddest shit my mom was dying inside seeing his hair fucked up more than him actually being dead
>NO BITCH YOU DONT GET IT HIS HAIR HAS NEVER BEEN FUCKED UP HES ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE ELVIS NO MATTER WHAT!

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>>3661108
i think he did some kind of drugs and went to puke or something honestly then just smacked his head on it leaning over and bled out

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>>3661108
i can guarantee one thing, that old son of a bitch was NEVER bored. i never once even once saw the guy frown



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