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What if dolphins are secretly really smart and we can teach them christianity

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dolphins are too smart for dat

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they would commit suicide after learning they're not gods chosen

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They're serial rapists nigga

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Dolphins rape people ive heard,no sources

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>>3638978 (OP)
I already taught them baal worship

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Dolphins rape other aquatic creatures

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what if Hitler had a bbc

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even though we also raped things when we were primal

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what if dolphin had a bbc and raped hitler

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>>3638994
that would be interesting, i think hitler would feel humiliated after it

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>>3638987
yeah but have you ever tried getting them to play undertale

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>>3638997
that would be REALLY bad, dont do dis…

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>>3638994
DATS FUGGEN BEASTIALITY RILE 6

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>>3638994
I mean they're not black but I do hear they're sizeable

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>>3639000
i got the GET doe

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>>3639001
So if a dolphin rapes a human the human gets charged for beastiality?

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>>3639001
even though its just a hypothetical scenario the author of which hasn't expressed approval for

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>>3639002
black dolphin is a prison in russia, could hitler be raped here?

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>>3639007
I prefer green dolphin

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>>3639004
can you prove that a monkey raped you?

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>>3639009
I wouldnt let it,i could beat a monkey in a fight for sure

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>>3639009
Monkeys have tiny dicks o algo, humans are the only big-dicked primates iirc

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>>3639009
I got raped by a monkey

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>>3638999
it would show the dolphin the value of mercy, kindness and compassion, therefore making it stop raping.

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>>3639016
sis…
>>3639017
could dolphin beat sans doe?

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>>3639017
but it could also put jewish values into their minds like being transgender, gay, atheist

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>>3639020
Assuming by the "sand fight" you mean the notorious boss battle against Sans in Undertale, a dolphin could physically never beat the encounter. Because dolphins lack hands to operate a keyboard or controller and cannot comprehend turn-based RPG mechanics, they would immediately lose to his attacks.

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Animal abuse

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>>3638983
thats a sign of inteligence
>>3639001
bestiality and necrophilia

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Fish are to be eaten.

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>>3639153
Dolphins aren't fish doe



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