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What the fuck is that.
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*No*, i did *NOT* buy the satanic goycube.
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Dat bigot orange hasn't be givin' me muh free gibs so no
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i must pray to this cube
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the golem monolith, the unholy vidya postament
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>>3634871The steam machine, they say inside lies a rock that can atone your sins. Scientists say it's a meteorite though
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Goycube
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>>3634873Just a quick kneel towards it's location once a day and you're fine trust
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>>36348772 years of his presidency remaining we pray he's going to free the west
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>>3634880Pole God I cannot believe this
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THE GOYIM CUBE
THE SOY OBELISK
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>>3634827 (OP)I don't care about Half Life, so no.
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>>3635058my current computer also rapes the steam cube to death in terms of specs so it's ultra SIDCA
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>>3635038>half life 3gotta wait at least 'til 28 buddy.
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At 1000 euros I'd rather make my own pc atp
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>>3635069At current part prices it's not going to be much cheaper tbh
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>8gb of vram in 2026
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>>3635058>>3635063>>3635064>>3635069Valid and fair points the lot of you have, also I can't afford it anyway so I will concede.
Anyone excited for GTA VI?
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This is just straight up niggerlicious.
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>>3635072If you're willing to save up like 200 euros more and are willing to buy just a few used parts you can get a much much better pc than this crap
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>>3635085no one is buying this
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i only ever played gta V and sleeping dogs
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steam deck was actually a cool alternative to the switch in its time. every fucking pc ever is a "steam machine" this is retarded.
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>>3635184but….but….. you can shoot people of different ethnic backgrounds, everybaldi wants to buy this game
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>>3635200i can already terrify the chinese in sleeping dogs
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>>3635198what if they add console exclusive games, then if you want to play certain games you're going to want a Steam Machine, trust me on that in the industrial revolution every european nation wanted a steam train and a steamboat so by that logic white people also want a steam machine
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>>3635208Actually never heard of this game I'll look into it, thought you were talking about Watch Dogs and that you were hacking chinese people
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>>3635218Halo is coming to PlayStation apparently (i never actually factchecked that) but if thats true then the only thing not coming to PC is fucking mario and pokemon
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>>3635218 If only there were good console exclusives
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>>3634827 (OP)looks like the muzzie retard cube + saturn hexagon joos allat
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>>3635242yeah but to be completely honest Bungie fell off, they even discontinued destiny 2 and have no other game in the works. They only have Marathon which isn't a revolutionary game, so the Halo series coming to Playstation to make a buck actually makes sense. But let's say Half-life 3, millions waiting for it, new steam console coming out, can't be a coincidence console exclusives are real, which is unfortunate but you know
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>Console killer
defeats the purpose of a console by being 1000 dollars
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>>3635265is bungie making this halo remake?
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>>3635249honestly about time console exclusives failed, sick and tired I can't play a game and have blackpilled content on youtube in the background giving me hopium. PC for the win
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its not like anybody from old halo days works there anymore anyway so i dont care one way or another but it actually sounds like its going to be a cool remake it wouldnt surprise me if it had old devs atleast
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>>3635260yeah the shape of it isn't the best you're right about that, it does make me want to open it though to see if there's small people praying inside though
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>>3635284I forgot about this next remake, yes it's supposed to come out in july-August, but in terms of multiplayer games they only have Marathon to toy with
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also i wouldnt be surprised if half life 3 dropped exclusively on steam machine and it was the only thing ever geg. gavin fucking around like that is definitely his gimmick
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What's with the sharty and troon fortress yall niggas cannot be this much of a sperg
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then we'll all just be playing minecraft again for 25 years
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>>3635294Yes it is quite the hyped up game, my only complaint is that it's programmed on unreal engine 5, which isn't a problem per se but it is quite the unfinished engine so we might have to expect bugs and bad optimization
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>>3635317Notch said he was going to work on another minecraft styled game so we might just play that instead of MojangSLOP
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>>3635318it apparently doesnt even have multiplayer except for 4 player coop? it better have a stupid RvB cameo damnit!
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>>3635115I mean the 2TB M2 SSDs I've seen in my area cost about as much as the gabecube itself geg
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>>3635326hes got literal billions to work with he might as well
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>>3635326I wouldn't count on it, he bitched out of 0x10c because he was afraid it would get popular
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>>3635337i have a nerd friend that drinks a bit heavily and didnt realize when i said i bought a HARDDRIVE that was 8tb thats what i meant. he went on a rant about how i got ripped off for like 10 minutes until i said something about being able to hear the disk spin then he was "oh you meant a hardrive!" YES NIGGA THATS WHAT I SAID
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>>3635328Yeah it's looking to be a campaign focused game which isn't what people expected but who knows if it goes well it just might revive the franchise. If it doesn't and Marathon doesn't work out I can see Bungie getting shut down for good this time.
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>>3635340he's also based so he's got the support of the people, the sane ones anyway