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I am going to make a massive bait and switch tuff edit of india. the catch is that it will actually be FAILS. imagine phonk music over a compilation of jeets getting ran over by trains. but the beginning will look like 'jeet propaganda.


vidrel is the music i will use but feel free to suggest something else.


Gifs, mp4s, webms, jpgs, pngs. all accepted. anything from "cow dung has vitamin b12 that protects us from covid" to cow poop festivals, scraping elephant anuses for poop, "condoms too big for indian men" and others
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAR! WE INDIANS ARE IMPROVE YOUR COUNTRY EVEN THOUGH WE PREFER DIE TO TRAIN THAN LIVE IN INCREDIBLE INDIA SAAAAAAR!!!

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massive India fail above me

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>>3615056
GEM GEM GEM GEM

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>>3615058
>Pearl

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i gotta go
here's what I'll add
>>3615033

and
>>3615056
4th video

and>>3615065
3rd image

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>>3615065
>implying jeets report rapes
Rape is a national sport in nonwhite countries

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>>3615070
I just wanna say you're an Aryan chad and we love you

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>>3615078
>6 bedrooms
>0 toilets
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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It is bed time. I am too lazy to get my 'jeet fails from my old hard drive

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>>3615082
Sleep tight chuddie, don't let the bedbugs bite!

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>>3615090
Just a normal day in india

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>>3615090
it seems like a lot of it is specifically happening in gujarat

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vantawhite

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>>3615070
done

what i added
elephant video more in sync
the videos i said i would add
open defecation pics at the end
made the "cow dung as covid 19 cure" video more in sync

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nu bodypartz_jeetbait

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>>3615584
give suggestions

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>>3615584
someone send the video to this 'jeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGjriFlyMHs

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>>3615584
this is the final version. if (You) want to you can upload it to xitter, odysee, and others

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up

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Wonned

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up

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>>3615584
Now that the video is finished I can explain why I made it. Indians online have been getting more cocky. What I found funny is the projection theyre doing for the so called "chinese caste system"(caste was never even a thing in china, shinonggongshang is just job professions, you can literally become a "shi" by just studying for it (imperial exam)). This historical illiteracy pissed me off so i decided to make pajeets shut the fuck up because if they didnt now they would be getting even more crazy

I created jeetbait to make the 'jeets watch it (>zomg it's a nuindia edit so tufffff bhai ), and then get 'trvked beyond repair. it's a cognitohazard to hindu nationalists. notice the graphs and stats. these arent made up. you can find the source from google searching the text in parentheses. the videos are just illustrations. the graphs make it hold together. Theyre telling you: " you see this? it's not just an isolated incident. it's happening all over india. it's scaled". this puts weight. poos can deflect by saying ">saar it's ai saar" but they can't deflect graphs.

13 million child brides
8 million slaves
2 million indians die due to pollution every year
by just reading these, your brain will depict an almost hellish picture of india. which is what i intended. Indoa is hell on earth, and the people and their culture are 100% responsible for it. I try to move away from making the point being "look at how pathetic they are, we need to help them" to "look at how pathetic they are, we need to stop/colonize them". the sped up cow dung documentary part infantilizes them. theyre extremely low iq, theyre almost like animals. but notice how careless they are. theyre actually happy the way they are. they get trampled by elephants and all they can do is play with cow shit.

next, the end. The ending is purposefully designed to hammer in the graveness of it all. india isnt isolated. their actions AFFECT YOU. Look at this river. see how bad it is? this river is polluted and you , no matter how far away you live, will get affected by it. but notice how they dont care. theyre destroying the world, but they care more about drinking cow urine, scamming, refusing to use toilets.

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>>3618748
so in the end, the goal is twofold: nuke indian nationalist rhetoric beyond repair, and make the sensible international community see india for what it really is: animal-like humans who need someone to govern them.

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>>3612226
>>3612219
ngl i shouldve added that video

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>>3612305
3rd video too

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>>3612324
4th image

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>>3608851 (OP)
mleccha cord woke up

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do i make a nu edit video?

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normalize mocking hinduism (hindufags have been mocking other people's religion for decades therefore they deserve it)

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>>3619154
Mashallah

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>>3619161
am i wrong?
also they've mocked christianity too

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>>3619178
I agree doe

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>>3619178
No, you arent, these piece of shit are disrespectful and needs to be punished

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fuck it im improving it again im still not done

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do jeets really?

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>>3619455
Judging by the name its not pleasent is it

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>>3619263
Why don't you make multiple different bait-and-switch videos with different intros and spam them all on Xitter?

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>>3619513
it's more like polishing really. i'm syncing it better, making it higher quality, adding more relevant pics and stats and removing the less relevant. i might do more in the future.
it needs to be perfect before i stop

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>>3619513
holy shit

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>>3619577
im gonna watch the entire video now , thanjs

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>>3615033
I NEED THIS VIDEO BUT HIGHER QUALITY

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>>3619638
COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS BRIMSTONE

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>>3619638
what u want me to do abou this blud

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nu version

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>>3619915
is it perfect?



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