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Being alone in your 30s is so much worse than your 20s. Everyone you used to know has a girlfriend, mortgage, kids, getting married etc and you're just sat alone with your video games in a rented apartment alone with no friends, no gf and no kids.

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It starts to fucking suck after 18

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>>3596658 (OP)
Just move to the Philippines and get a wife they worship yt Boi's there or something

 β„–3596667[Quote]

>playing video games all day and having fun is BAD!

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Maybe join the army little nigger, stay for 40 years and they pay you a lifetime pension, enlist today or something or however the recruiter is larper

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I dont know nigga, im 18 and only 1 woman has ever shown interest in me, but since im a dumbass retard i never knew what to tell her and shit like that i think she has moved on

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>>3596671
Larped* fucking auto correct it's over

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>>3596671
You also get a 40K dollar bonus if you join today!

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>>3596671
I've genuenly tought about joining the us army because i dont know what to do with my life, and since its probably just stay in nophono island for 4 years i tought maybe it wasnt a bad idea

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>>3596675
I dont want to enlist because they kill innocent "human shields"!

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>>3596676
You're in Argentina how are you going to join

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>>3596682
I'll just move to the us, 50% of the us army is latinos i doubt they are natives to the us

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im 19 and this is what life is like for me already

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>>3596678
That's keyed and should encourage you to join
>>3596685
How? You need an american wife or something to get a green card.

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>>3596681
the average christian yearns to die for israel and the holy people

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>>3596688
I'll just marry an ugly fat white lady, at this point i dont care, im note a gigachad like my other brothers

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>>3596692
How tall are you?

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>>3596697
That's pretty nice would you say you're good/decent looking?

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>>3596697
Someone will marry you and give you the green card TRVST

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>>3596702
>>3596700
Im tall but im also a fat ytboi so i think it evens out

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>>3596697
Would you say that your built for bbc?

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>>3596706
Fuck no

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>>3596705
(Even doe being white is keyed)

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>>3596705
just work out for like a year or two get a nice body and youll get a green card real easy maybe even a hot wife though i think youre autistic so you might struggle a bit

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>>3596702
The thing is, i cant talk to woman, the woman i mentioned before was so into me she invited herself to eat with me and i still fucked it up

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>>3596720
Not autistic, but an adhdBVLL

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>>3596708
Built for bwc?

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>>3596724
Same shit since youre struggling with talking to women

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>>3596727
How can i be built for bwc when im the bwc

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>>3596722
I cant talk to them either but youll find someone
old lady who lost her husband

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>>3596734
Might have to date down because of dis

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>>3596731
Built for bic?

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>>3596676
Your Argentinian, join your countries military im giving advice to Americans buddy

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>>3596741
Fuck no

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30 is young why are you niggers like this geg

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>>3596746
This military is niggerhell, a dude killed himself over the pay so no thanks

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>>3596754
I think I remember you didnt you make a thread about what military path you wanted to go

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>>3596672
nuswas fumbled wompas… jsid

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>>3596761
Yes, i've done 2 actually, the thing is, i suck raisin at exercice, but if i fail the milotary i dont know what to do with my life

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>>3596769
Maybe become a drone operator?

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>>3596769
Military*

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>>3596748
20 is old

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>>3596773
That is a good one, but i think ypu have to bring your own drones for training in the case of the us

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>>3596778
Old is 70 and above

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>>3596780
What about Ukraine? I think they have like a point system for killing/capturing/destroying stuff etc

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>>3596773
Or air force not as a pilot
You do stuff like catering and logistics and spend your time at an airbase which means you don't really see combat
The only issue is that if your country gets attacked airbases are going to be targeted early on

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>>3596658 (OP)
russia won
colin won
kit bodega won
Anb won
>

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>>3596786
I tought about 'kraine, but i've leanerd that volunteers are cannon fodder, so i backed out of it, also, the idea is to be stationed on nophono land for the longest time possible, and i think the us can do that

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>>3596803
Learned*

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>>3596803
id rather die like a good golem in usa zog war than get droned in slavix war

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>>3596787
His problem is that Argentina pays shitty wages for all military branches
>>3596803
Pretty much but it also depends on the unit. Also I didn't mean going to the combat zone by yourself, I meant controlling drones and blowing people up

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>>3596812
I say this, mainly because volunteer pow's end up brutally tortured/'aped, also werent both sides using bombs that got put in your ass as a torture method, no thanks nigga

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>>3596813
I think the drones are relatively close to the battlefield and if they capture you they dont take you as a pow so ITS OVER

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>>3596836
I dont know what you should do at this point just become a corrupt politician

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>>3596848
Good idea



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