/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

The prophet Mohammed (piss and shit and cum be upon him) wanted all the l0li diddy foids on his arabic mutilated schlong. Blud also knew BBC very well on the night of al-zutt, where he took it up the al-butt. So it is hard to say whether he was more gay or more of a pedo. Anyways, would you rather broly from DBZ rampage your anus after a hard-fought bloody battle where you almost won? (He came all over you, and before he did he said "here's a present for you!", filing the entire battle arena with so much sperm you nearly die from suffocation.) Or, Bardock, the father of Goku, beat the ever living shit out of you and force you to recite Quran verses correctly or else he would tickle you with his monkey tail. If you failed five he then pulled out his white BBC Jr. Busts on your face and kills you with a ki blast.

Pick your preferred option below.