>be me>2:17 AM on a Friday>open fridge looking for answers>only find a single Dos Equis>crack it open anyway>suddenly understand taxes>neighbor's dog starts barking in Morse code>it says "the mountains remember">take another sip>now fluen

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Scob k8VzGeIU 06/12/26 (Fri) 14:01:04 №3569655 [Quote]

>be me
>2:17 AM on a Friday
>open fridge looking for answers
>only find a single Dos Equis
>crack it open anyway
>suddenly understand taxes
>neighbor's dog starts barking in Morse code
>it says "the mountains remember"
>take another sip
>now fluent in three languages I don't speak
>get a text from an unknown number
>"thank you for your service"
>never served
>look in mirror
>mustache appears out of respect
>hear distant mariachi music despite living nowhere near Mexico
>confidence increases by 400%
>ask for directions
>people ask me for directions
>finish the bottle
>the moon nods approvingly
>go to bed
>wake up with a promotion and a vague memory of wrestling a tornado
>mfw it was just a Dos Equis

Prince_Narcissist!!dXaqigavtk jTqgW3jY 06/12/26 (Fri) 14:02:59 №3569676 [Quote]