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>be me
>2:17 AM on a Friday
>open fridge looking for answers
>only find a single Dos Equis
>crack it open anyway
>suddenly understand taxes
>neighbor's dog starts barking in Morse code
>it says "the mountains remember"
>take another sip
>now fluent in three languages I don't speak
>get a text from an unknown number
>"thank you for your service"
>never served
>look in mirror
>mustache appears out of respect
>hear distant mariachi music despite living nowhere near Mexico
>confidence increases by 400%
>ask for directions
>people ask me for directions
>finish the bottle
>the moon nods approvingly
>go to bed
>wake up with a promotion and a vague memory of wrestling a tornado
>mfw it was just a Dos Equis

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you as an avatarfag will get big someday…

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>>3569676
Not as big as BBC doe

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<inb4 self hating faggot

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>>3569676
You're obsessed with me

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avatarfag go uppppp

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