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I'm genuinely scared. I already told them I don't need one last year.

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What are you so scared about?

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>>3569259 (OP)
>Not leaving a loicense in 2026
Bruv…

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>we visit over 5,000 addresses a day
>stop a visit before ITS TOO LATE

Who are these guys the License reapers or something

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It's too rulecucked

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>>3569259 (OP)
HES USING THE SHARTY HES USING A HATESPEECH WEBSITE ARREST HIM NOW YOOKAY POLICE HES USING DA SHARTY!!!!!!!!!!

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>>3569259 (OP)
this feels stereotypical. a drunk burger would come up with this.
>hey cleetus
<whad, john?
>An englishman comes home and opens up his mailbox, he drops to the ground shaking with fear
<why's thad, pardner?
>his television liscence expired!!!

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>BBC Player

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If you are under the age of 40 why do you own a TV anyways
>>3569292
Yes

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>>3569259 (OP)
tell them to stop being obsessed wit u or something

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>>3569259 (OP)
i dont understand why did you even get this letter, did you pirate something?

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you know you don't have to let them in or anything

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>>3569316
Opinions?

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TV license? What?

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What is even happenning in UK

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>>3569358
You have to declare you don't need one every 12 months or they send you scary threatening letters.

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>>3569374
they are not law enforcement, you can just tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face. they prey upon the weak and clueless

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>>3569374
>embedding bbc videos in your posts so that the ukCVKCS have to pay a billion dollar fine

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>>3569374
So they send this automatically if you don't have a tv address? Even if you aren't pirating anything? Or am I being retarded

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This shit sounds so dystopian, they're just straight up threatening you in plain text lol, not even hiding it behind legal language. In my country I can't imagine getting a letter from the government whey they talk to you like that.

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>>3569410
threatening you with a visit oh nooooo and they can even CoME BaCK

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just bin it and dont open your door retard

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>>3569424
Omgggg ur sooo smartttt

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dont open it to retards knocking on it* and if you do tell em you dont live there, dont engage in conversation, they arent gonna break down your door over a tv licesne they have 0 power to do that

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litterally DNI

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>>3569374
"I don't answer questions, get off my property, you don't have my permission to come back"

just memorize this line say it to the guy and close the door.

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>>3569417
If I do something illegal, the court letter will read something like "Due to the fact that a legal process has been started, accusing you of committing a crime, you have to be present at the court hearing at" etc., meanwhile in the YooKay they just send you a letter that says "AYO WE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP YOU FUCKING SCUM" every 12 months for literally no reason.

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>>3569429
take this to the trans pride month thread

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>>3569441
you cant be hostile with them in the uk kekkk you cant say that, you need to fraudmaxx and pretend its not you, if you say that to them they will know its you and constantly harass you after

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>>3569408
That's so stupid

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>>3569457
I literally said that and they fucked off, skill issue m8

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>>3569259 (OP)
I'm subscribed to a different bbc player I ya know what I mean

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>>3569470
kill yourself if ya know what I mean

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How something like that would sound in a normal country:
<If you believe that there has been a mistake, here is what you can do:

How britbongs wrote it:
>YOU'RE GOIN TO PRISON, MATE. YOU'RE GONNA GET BRUTALLY MOLESTED BY DUDES ON STEROIDS, DO YOU REALIZE THAT? I MEAN IF YOU REALLY REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED IN PRISON YOU CAN TRY TO APPEASE US, COME ON, CALL US AND SAY YOU'RE A GOOD LITTLE GOY WHO DON'T NEED NO TV LOICENSE

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>>3569464
Its easier to just play with them to get them to chase some unknown individual, Ive known people who got fiesty with tv license retards and had bad backs and forths, since they are white they get scared about court proceedings so they will pay the fine by that point

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>>3569482
pay the fine for what lmao you can have a tv at your home, you just can't pick up broadband or watch their net player

also if you say they don't have your permission to come on your property they literally can't do that, if they want to fine you they will just send you court summons

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>>3569482
I've heard anecdotes about them lying and saying that they looked through the window and saw BBC content on the TV.

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br*toids will get a letter threatening them with a bumbling retard with no powers knocking on their door and they'll be scared shitless, just shut it down already

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>>3569503
white people things. Your polish so your probably alot more switched on and was willing not to play their stupid game, a decent chunk of brits are cucks and pay for their loicense. Alot of keyed people I know dont which is a clear indicator of how slaved they are. Just ask niggas if they pay their tv license in casual conversation, if they start talking about atleast how they tried getting out of it its a clear sign they arent retarded

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>>3569539
life becomes so much easier when you stop being scared of your own shadow

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>>3569515
>seeing someone watching BBC through the window

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>>3569515
They would definitely see me watching bbc content

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So called "free west"

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Deserved

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>So called "free west"

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>>3569259 (OP)
put the letter in the trash. if they had evidence of any wrongdoing they would already have a warrant to search your home.

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>>3569732
I would hang it up on the fridge, or return to sender

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>>3569871
hahahahaah are those gimpy ass bellends supposed to be intimidating or what lmfao



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