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Her fur is fluffy and soft.
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This is a dog. You are getting better at this but still not quite there!
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>>3542727I do this [I love myself)
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>>3542729You never do this. My cat did this just now. She mogs
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i used to have a cat that would play fetch with reciept paper. id come home from the cornerstore and her goofy ass would run up immediately. i forgot to get the receipt one day though and it was hell on earth
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>>3542734I always do this + your cat works for me as a double agent
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>>3542738That's cute, my cat used to love it when I dangle strings in front of it
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>>3542740LIES. She hates tunibraps.
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>>3542746this bitch was anything but cute, she was a fucking menace. she went through all 5 stages of grief over that reciept paper before i knew what she wanted! i ended up grabbing one out of the trash and she was totally fine all over again. cats are fucked in the head
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>>3542761>cats are fucked in the headThat's why I love them, never a boring moment with cats
>>3542749I told her to act that way so that she can fool you
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>>3542766No. She is my irl reddit wholesome award.
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now i got a dog thats an attention whore. shes not technically my dog she just lives here but shes not "fixed" so shes ready to fuck at all times. luckily shes the laziest bitch "no pun intended" on earth so she'll just walk up and lay her GIANT FUCKING HEAD in your lap. we shorten the leash when important people come around and she jumps around at the giddy as fuck for about 20 seconds then passes out
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i used to have the most gangster pitbull ever on the planet. i couldnt even begin with the stories about him but ive got plenty