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Hey /pol/, let's have a fun discussion.
If you were picked as a leader of the worst African country, such as the DRC, CAR or South Sudan, what would you do to turn it developed? Hard mode: No TND or replacing niggers with whites.

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Replace them with gooks and use the niggers as suicide bombers

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jojo in ohio

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Nationalize all capital assets and then proceed to sell them to White countries.

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if it was the congo then just beg to be re-colonised by belgium.

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>>3529174
Natural resources do get sold to white countries for cheap, but as for nationalizing, how would you deal with corruption?

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id take that CAR and drive somewhere that doesnt suck.

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Communism could work in absolute shitholes due to the people not knowing any better

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>>3529192
>but as for nationalizing, how would you deal with corruption?
I don't. The idea is leaving niggers empty handed and them all starving to death. This doesn't constitute TND as traditionally advocated because it isn't slaughtering them, just leaving them to die of natural causes.

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there is absolutely nothing i could do

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>>3529209
yeah if its already a shithole you cant really make it worse

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>>3529209
Some African countries tried socialism, which ended up to having no growth at all. Burkina Faso was somewhat succesful with Sankara, but he was assassinated

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>>3529213
what a loophole

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>>3529213
Smart.

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create mongol style war-loot system where u get paid based on performance
niggers are only good at one thing so might as well use em for that. the thing being destruction
create mercenary army or some shit for first world elite
have infinite manpower kill a bunch of middle easterners in oil wars. maybe have em die in iranian mountains w/ trench warfare but i'd win eventually cuz infinite manpower
u both help whites while lowering the nigger supply. and a few top black generals who are the bloodiest will get rich but thats ok in my mind

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>>3529213
The rules were no TND, but I will add to this, that the DRC neglects its population and it's too inept to run anything other than Kinshasa, so niggers do die of preventable deaths, they even have Ebola now. The thing is, western aid still keeps their population growing, so you'd have to also prevent any aid and help coming in.

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>>3529223
I wont be assassinated by them,basically do what Soviets do
Socialism,force niggers to work in mines,they get food for it and I trade them for real dollars,forcebly take away guns if niggas have that (giving them to my trusted niggas)
I cant trust any nigger with a gun
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Next is to fund proper education and by little fixing major problems
I have no idea how bad these shitholes are so im assuming we could do something

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>>3529140 (OP)
Well, i could be funny about this and make a joke but if we're being serious - under my rule they are doomed. Not because i will try to fail, i am just that retarded

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>>3529264
All aid goes to me directly and I spend it on a palace styled after those of the Tang Dynasty. I will be constantly guarded by a privileged class of warriors.

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>>3529291
My castle will also be surrounded by a lake-sized moat filled with shortfin mako sharks.

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>>3529316
why sharks and not hippos or crocs?

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>>3529291
Gigapilled

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>>3529324
Sharks are cooler plus shortfin mako sharks are known as the cheetahs of the sea.

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>>3529285
Well, to lead a country you must be knowledgable and aware about geopolitics and social structure of the society that you are trying to rule.
And i am just a low iq (64) slav with no expirience in anything.
If i rule - either people will kill me for being incompetent or will die themselves because of my retarded decision making

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>>3529281
You say that it's a bad thing, but there were and still are nigger leaders who are more retarded than you. You'd probably do a better job than them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Mac%C3%ADas_Nguema
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_African_Empire

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>>3529349
I am questioning the picture you attached,it wasnt necessary

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>>3529343
cheetahs? theyre like the biggest pussies of african predators. get the hyena of the sea

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>>3529368
Cheetahs are fast plus their fast metabolisms make their hunger for nigger insatiable.

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>>3529356
Thanks man, made me feel better
>>3529365
Oh, just thought it was funny

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>>3529397
fine do what you want. my hyena empire in the other shit hole will be cooler but youll probably be more efficient.

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>>3529430
What aesthetics will you be going for? Like the design of your imperial palace, guards' uniforms, etc?

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>>3529439
70s punk uniforms incase we catch media attention we look like the guys whod be against us so we'd have their support. my palace would be small though dont want to walk a mile to take a shit id have small houses set up all over the place for my trusted servants they just have to let me sleep on their couch whenever i feel like. depends when i get bored of surveying how shits going and want to crash.

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"hey im hungry and sleepy, so fix me a plate and free up a bed" and if they dont comply ill have my goons fucking kill them and move someone else in

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>>3529489
Since you have negro servants just have one carry a toilet all the time

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>>3529516
holy shit guess who just got on my board of trusted servants!

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>>3529535
Hell yeah
Name him poopson while you're at it

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as im saying this dumb shit i realize i am exactly that dude from that makeshift antifa city in portland or wherever that became a warlord.

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>>3529565
Raz was his name.

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>>3529586
thats a real leader

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I'll explain it soon.

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>>3529636
nigga why not just right now?



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