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A Whale derived from reticulate hybridisation of a basal Odontocete with a basal Mysticete which uses a polymer made of keratin, hydroxyapatite, calcium and isovaleric acid for it's fused baleen derived upper-jaw razor which is as sharp as obsidian, compressive strong as high-strength concrete and tensile as aluminium while being as fracture tough as advanced engineering ceramics would be extremely dangerous to prey according to Google Gemini! Also would be self-healing despite also being self-sharpening…

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Sharks would be food in such a alternate history scenario where Razorwhales rule the ocean! They would open their mouths widely and just slice them in half if small!

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That sounds pretty scary ngl.

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This is now a whale genocide thread. Sprengt den kack Wal Sieg heil viktoria TWD TPD TDD TOD put a harpoon in a whale's eye, drop a grenade down a whale's blowhole, put arsenic in a whale's krill, drop car batteries in whale's containers, skin whales alive, drop schoolbuses on fat whales, mine whale migration routes, lynch whales with reinforced steel cables, drop helicopter loads of electric eels on whale pods, slice whales in half with a katana

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>>3527401
didn't know there's a whalelee.

either way, Taurus fuer Timmy (ev&doe he's dead already).

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>>3527397
Trve!
>>3527401
Razorwhales would likely be sapient so watch your fingers when you type, Nordickless!

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>>3527401
Turn the sea red with the blood of the enemy. TOTAL WHALE DEATH.

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>>3527413
That blubbery sonofabitch is(was) lucky I'm on the other side of the Atlantic, Bismillah

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>>3527421
Richard Nixon put into law total Whale LIFE!



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