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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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will this 'pasta get me rule 2'd?

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>i was only 9 years old
WAS THAT REALLY IN THE ORIGINAL I DONT REMEMBER THAT WTFFFFF DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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>>3521784
DOGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>3521780
Never because it's a precious artifact of the old internet

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>>3521784
Anywayyy wheres that voice message 😜

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>>3521799
bro i cant send that everyone is gonna know that im a wompa

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>>3521810
encrypt it

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>>3521810
nigga, stop larping as a foid

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i would post WGW but that is way more rule 2 than shrek is love

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>>3521810
I am going to bed in SILENCE and ANGER!!!!!

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>>3521821
the fuck is that

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>>3521812
WTF IS THE POINT THEN NIGGA

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>>3521827
woody got wood… newgen should consider before searching it up

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>>3521831
ummm… so its for my ears only, obviously

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>>3521822
we need a bury evil version of soytan bruh

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>>3521838
oh i thought you meant like literally nobody can hear what i sent lmao

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>>3521837
shit nophino cares about
>>3521840
fuck soytan

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>>3521845
THE ANTI-TAN >:DDDD

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