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What items would /pol/ take to a deserted island.
You can take 3 items.
You will have to survive 2 weeks.
There are some animals and fruits there however.
There is also a cannibal nigger that comes out every night so account for that.
So what are you picking /pol/?

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1. A loaded shotgun
2. Machete
3. Fishing rod

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Gun , flint and steel and a pot

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Pistil
One magazine
Very big jacket to double as a blanket

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>>3519325
Let me elaborato on the nigger. Xes a 7 feet tall monster of a man and if you kill him he regenerates after 3 or so days. The island is also bigger than picrel 1 so it has hiding spots from the nigger and some food as mentioned previously.

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>>3519332
nvm thats retarded. just a good knife, bugspray can, lighter

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>>3519335
What if I trap him somewhere

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>>3519341
That would be high risk so ill allow it.

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>>3519337
Lighters are just trash bro

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My phone…
A charger…
And uhh,a 10 piece kfc chicken bucket

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>>3519347
Ive never been alone on a desert island nigger

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>>3519349
where do you plug it in

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>>3519349
Nigga you ARE the nigger

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>>3519353
Into the potatoes,ive heard they produce electricity

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>>3519352
And why do you expect the water there to be drinkable?

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Net for fishing
Good knife
Loaded gun

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>>3519356
The brain makes that too

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>>3519357
You can get hydration from the fruits that i talked about in the post

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>>3519359
you aren't gonna cook it or what?

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But a pot to boil water is still a good idea, there might not be enough fruits

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>>3519363
I'd rather cook my food and not risk getting sick

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>>3519365
Or they have some unknown disease that makes you bleed from everywhere like a nigger with ebola

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Seriously speaking,a survival guide due to me not being a smart fella,a lighter because if it rains I wouldnt expect sticks and stones to cut it,and a GIANT medkit,the ones those doctors use,sounds good enough to me

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>>3519368
The rest would be like minecraft!

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>>3519368
Instead of a medkit i would take a fully loaded rifle for the nigger. Rules on weapons are that they only have one clip when you wish for them.

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>>3519374
If you get hit with some gorillanigger virus that cant be treated by flowers or whatever yokels do then medkit is yar only option

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>>3519364
Cook what

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>>3519383
You can use carbon steel knives to start a fire

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>>3519312 (OP)
1. Rope
2. Chair
3. Soap

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>>>3519312 (You) (OP)
>1. Rope
>2. Chair
>3. Soap

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>>3519412
That's me, yeah.
A rope to reach high places, a chair to rape the nigger with to be comfortable, soap for hygiene.
What did you think I would use this for?



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