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"Trook" because it's a combination of "troon," and "truthnuke."
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There is no unironically good chuddy media. Even before critically and commercially successful videogames like Deltatroon and Baldur's Gate started having overt furbait, transgender characters, and literal gay bestiality in them on a regular basis, the developers themselves were always commiepedotroons. Also, the subversion was still there. For example, GTA 4 had you play the role of an Eastern European war criminal involved in various mafias across a genericized 2008 NYC. There's a mission where you have to defend your gay ex-squadmate who you hadn't spoken to in decades and were intent on killing because you believed he was the man who betrayed you and got all of your buddies killed. But we're supposed to believe that a man like Niko Bellic would draw the line at homophobia when he's admitted to participating in human trafficking and has no problem with killing people over money or drugs.
Movies are basically self-explanatory. The Shrek movies are basically just a metaphor for accepting endless immigrants into your home. The Matrix was made by literal troons and portrays an orderly, homogenous, white society as a dystopia waiting to be liberated by a diverse group of rebels who literally call themselves "Zion" and have interracial orgies in caves.
Music is pretty bad too. The record industry has long propped up drug abuse, criminality, and belligerence towards just authorities as cool and rebellious. There's no need to mention what rap has done, and punk has taught billions of people that you're part of the resistance for agreeing with Universal Music Group and Disney on every social issue.
But you can't think of a single, unironically good, unironically Chuddy game, movie, or song. Every piece of media that Chuds like and call "based" or "le keyed" requires them to apply their own warping perspective to it, which obviously contradicts what the developers intended. Games, movies, and songs are only ever "keyed" on complete accident and only in the most particular sense. We like to think that "evil cannot create, it can only warp and destroy," but it really does seem like evil has completely vvQn when it comes to captivating audiences.
>BUT WHAT ABOUT BOOKS?
Who actually reads?