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 3500457[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]


would you have sex with the female version of yourself

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Is she hot?

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100%

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>>3500461
xhe would be as hot as you, equivalent

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>>3500466
ok so she would have a nice ass and thick legs too?

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>>3500470
do you?

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>>3500471
I've been told that yes

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>>3500470
Garfieldsisters…

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>>3500470
>>3500473
xarfield… i dont know what to say…

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>>3500493
Yeah me neither

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>>3500497
Nigga never say shit like this ever again

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>>3500497
DELETE IT BEFORE ARGENTIXCORD GETS IT

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theres 5 of you but only 3 votes GET TO VOTING

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That's a hard question

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>>3500504
It's too late…

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>>3500506
its a weird and gay question
i dont want to vote it

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>>3500506
I can't vote but I would 100%

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>>3500511
>having sex with women is gay

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>>3500519
having sex with yourself is gay coz even if it was a wompa it would still have to be a man at heart otherwise it wouldnt be you because gender is a core part of ones identity.

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>>3500523
What if you were a vivaldi wompa like garfield

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What are the circumstances in which we meet that version, was she naturally born and lived as a wompa for the same amount of years we were alive? What about personal experiences and personality

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>>3500525
so it would be a male? i dont get it

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>>3500536
Delete it nigga

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>>3500536
That should be concerning to you
Nigga hit the gym NOW

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>>3500528
naturally born, lived for the same amount of years as a wompa but similar experiences and same personality

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>>3500537
I really gotta think before i type

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>>3500537
>>3500539
wtf was it did garfield post a dickpic

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>>3500544
No blud wtf
>>3500542
I like bantering with you but not… NOT LIKE THIS.

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>>3500544
Yes it was very goonable

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>>3500541
I guess there's nothing wrong with fucking a wompa like this, you could argue you'd have a microscopic chance of doing that for real, only the appearance wouldn't be the same

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>>3500548
tunisiapilled

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>>3500546
It honestly hurts my feelings when my irl friends call me that.

Why couldnt i have been 6 foot?

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>>3500552
if anyone calls you that they are rude and you should stop talking to them your friends should be nice to you

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>>3500552
tell them that u dont like it and that they have to stop.

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Absolutely

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>>3500552
Nigga it's not about the height
My friends use to make fun of me because I was aristocratic and fair even though I could rape them if I wanted to
Just put on some fat or muscle

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>>3500555
>>3500557
I dont really talk to many of my friends anymore. I've mostly just hid away from them and not interacted with them

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>>3500537
>>3500539
Thank God I missed whatever that was.

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It's a bit lonely I suppose but it's better than being the butt of the joke

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>>3500569
niggas acting like garfield was twerking on video jsid
>>3500567
fuck em
id rather have Nophono than rudepillers

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>>3500569
It was nothing dw

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garfield was twerking on video btw

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>>3500578
That never happened

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>>3500567
>>3500570
if you dont like being short so much then do the microfractures and resistance bands technique that the russian vitrubian guy was talking about. when i tell you about this you dont listen to me LISTEN TO ME NOW NOW NOW STOP IGNORING ME

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>>3500579
If you listened to my advice and manned up it wouldn't

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>>3500574
I mostly just spend my time here geg. I dont even bother playing video games anymore

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>>3500583
If you buy me dark souls remastered I'll play it with you cuh

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>>3500580
this doesnt work doe you need 1000000 mg of Rapist Gigachad growth hormone and platform shoes to be tall or something
>>3500583
same
its over

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>>3500586
nah ts is probabky expensive lets play minecraft instead!

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>>3500588
bro i have seen way too many examples. ts works im telling you

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>>3500590
lets all play RLCraft server
>>3500595
does it work on my johnson?

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Sounds like incest and I dont like incest,no

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>>3500598
im down to play if u niggas are and no it doesnt work on ur penids

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>>3500598
i dont own minecraft :(

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>>3500607
sklauncher is free thats what i use

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>>3500607
Just pirate it

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>>3500602
it has to be rlcraft doe.

>no penids

ok so i just go for a run then hang myself on my pullup bar upside down
>>3500607
tlauncher

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>>3500608
>>3500609
>>3500611
Yeah i could do that

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>>3500607
Use freesm launcher it's giga

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>>3500619
malware

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>>3500619
I think it's owned by troons but it worked well when I helped my friends install it, I don't use it tho

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>>3500611
dont hang urself after going for a run. go for a sprint, as hard as you can without hurting yourself, do dis before bed btw and before you go to bed attach resistance bands to your ankles that are tied away from your legs so your legs are being stretched vertically, if your bed is tall enough you can just put ankle weights on and hang them off the bed

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>>3500626
wtf is this bdsm contraption bro

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>>3500630
Georgia bro is freaky

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>>3500630
ik bro its really uncomfortable but if ur desperate enough u can do dis! i forgot to mention that ur supposed to do that every night before bed, like a quick 10-15 minute sprint and then put the bands or ankle weights on

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>>3500632
😜😜
>>3500636
how tf am i supposed to sleep with weights drooping from my ankles bro
cant i just hang myself

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>>3500636
btw resistance bands are better than ankle weights because the bands stretch your whole the femur out aswell instead of just the tibia and fibula (which would make you look like a freak)

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>>3500638
You can

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ok i gotta go cya niggas i luv u <33333333333333333333333333333333

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>>3500638
ur supposed to do it for s really long time, the reason why you do dis before bed is because its better to do it while sleeping because you dont do anything while sleeping anyway. i dont think hanging upside down for 8 hours is a good idea aussiefren

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>>3500646
Dtop being a fag

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>>3500646
i love u too fren mwah ❤️

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>>3500646
Goodbye Garfield
>>3500641
how long
>>3500647
I CANT DO IT WHILE SLEEPING BRO ITS JUST NOT POSSIBLE.
its just not

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>>3500655
>how long can I kill myself
???

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>>3500658
meds i dont want to kill myself

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>>>3500646
>Dtop being a fag

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>>3500663
It's not about what you want, it's about what you should.

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>>3500655
why is it not possible bro do you have roomates or something

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>>3500665
I say this but don't look like this

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>>3500670
no ur a ruder TOTAL RUDER DEATH!

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>>3500669
No but i dont like being in BDSM when im trying to sleep
>>3500668
:( Why would you say that to me

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>>3500675
Sometimes you have to tighten the belt so that in the future you can loosen it without your pants falling out

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>>3500677
Idk I'm bored

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>>3500677
i havent tried it but im sure you get used to it after a while. its like sleeping on a hard surface instead of a soft marshmellow bed it sucks for like a week and then its alright

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>>3500684
WHY R U SHILLING IT IF U HAVENT TRIED IT
ITs over

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>>3500473
>Ohhhh im a garfield fail, yeees im a garfield fail

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>>3500701
Stop it.

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>>3500693
because im not short nigga i have seen dozens of niggas go from like 165 cm to 180 cm with this technique. and everything makes sense on a physics level, look at ts:
bone breaks microscopically - bone gets stretched vertically while healing - it grows vertically
IT MAKES SENSE TRY IT NIGGER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE!

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>>3500712
i am not short either i just want to be a towering beast
ig… Ig ill try it…

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My friend once genderswapped a selfie of me
It didn't look too bad
so probably yes

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>>3500723
Its too slovakpilled…

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>>3500719
ok please tell me ur progress in the future!

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>>3500733
What about drugs doe. like, to make it more effective

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100 percent

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>>3500473
It's pantied and sissified

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>>3500798
idk much about that man ive heard about teriparatide but idk if it works please research its safety alot if you are gonna use it

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>>3500888
Hnnnghhhhhh
Okay…

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yeah because it's like perfect match or something

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Call me a hypergamous moid but I would not stoop to the level of a looksmatch considering the average income of foids

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>>3500931
hypergamous moid

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>>3500936
Damn nigga is there an echo in here 😂🫵

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>>3500936
SAY. THAT. AGAIN.

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>>3500943
hypergamous moid
Damn nigga is there an echo in here 😂🫵

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