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"Damn the English race!" he muttered, rising from his bedstead (Engllish carpentry tradition, 1730s). He used the toilet (England: Sir John Harington, 1596), then the washstand (England: 1700), brushing his teeth with a toothbrush (England: W. Addis, 1780).

He turned the tap (England: Campbell, 1830s), spat into the basin (England,: T. Twyford, 1870s), and shaved with a razor (England: Huntsman, 1740s) before the looking-glass (English silvering process, 19th c.).

"A nation of tinkers & meddlers," he muttered, drying his hands on a towel (England, 18th c.).

The house stood on iron framing (England, Bage, 1790s) & cement (England: Aspdin, 1824), with sewerage systems (England: Lindley, 1810s.), thermosiphon heating (England: Fowler, 1828), and steam-engine water systems (England: Newcomen, 1712). He switched on the light (England: J. H. Holmes, 1884) and boiled a kettle (England: Hobbs refinement, 1955).

He made tea in a teapot (England: 17th c.) with a teabag (England: early 20th c.), stirring with a teaspoon (England: 17th c.), filling a thermos flask (England: Dewar, 1892).

"Bah! Tea again!" he said into a porcelain mug (England: pottery tradition, 1700s.).

He dressed in shirt, waistcoat (England, 1600s), trousers (England, 1600s), sweater (England, 1800s), suit jacket (England, 1800s.), & top-hat (England: Hetherington, 1797), fastening a belt (Anglo-American leather craft, 1800s) & boots (England, 1800s.), crossing linoleum (England: Walton, 1860).

He ate bread from an electric toaster (England, R. E. B. Crompton, late 19th c.), cut with a knife (England, Sheffield steel tradition, H. Brearley stainless steel, 1913), with butter, marmalade, sugar tongs (England, 19th c.), on a plate (England, J. Wedgwood, 18th c.), beside a tin can (England, P. Durand, 1810).

He opened post with a pocketknife (England, 18th c.), sorted it on an oak sideboard (English furniture, 18th c.), wrote in pencil (England: Borrowdale graphite, Cumbria, 16th c.) and fountain pen (England, H. W. Stephens, 19th c.).

"Letters from fools-every last one. May all England be damned," he said, posting them via postbox (England, 19th c.) with stamps (England, R. Hill, 1840).

He dressed, left, and slammed the door.

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Damn the English race!

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>>3487358 (OP)
Nigga is just saying random shit Keeeeek

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Wrong I don't use tea bags
Checkmate anglos

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I don't drink tea

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>>3487358 (OP)
They are now actually claiming that hitting a pipeline pumping station is harder than hitting an airplane, you can't make this up

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>>3487449
You are literally Spanish. You are the purest form of a spic

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>>3487444
Irrelevant lust provoking image

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>>3487444
Kys I don't want to dry semen off my penis for half an hour again

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>>3487457
I don't have amerindian admixture unlike (You) sis

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>>>3487358 (You) (OP)
>Nigga is just saying random shit Keeeeek

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>>3487461
>half an hour
crazy

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>>3487479
No shit

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>>3487494
he lowkey pwned u

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>>3487494
spicy spic

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>>3487475
I get these annoying constant small drops of semen after gooning, usually I piss right after to avoid them.

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>>3487503
We do not eat spicy food here sis, though maybe your brappy ass can tell us a different story.

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>>3487515
Chileans dont eat spicy food either. Mostly bread, fish/seafood, and Tomatoes

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>>3487526
Isn't Chile part of Mexico or something like that?

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>>3487507
Leaky faucet award 🥇

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>>3487507
Put that inside a Mexican whore you will get a Chilean

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>>3487526
In all seriousness though I've heard Chile is quite nice from people I know who have visited it, or at least the capital, if a bit bland

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>>3487562
no you would get a castizo mexican mutt son

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>>3487577
my dad says the same thing. I love spain to and i would love to visit

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This is ai generated, more proof that amerimutts are braindead retards who can't type a paragraph to save their lives

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Call me obsessed
But i must be really thankfull to the brits for inventing the Sugar spoon
i really don't know how i could survive without it

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>>3487646
>factchecking shit a chatbot made

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>>3487658
Nigger do you really think that i have better things to do on this niggerhell of a website?

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>>3487646
I think he meant instruments, that was made by the English people, not that got invented

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Ohhh… Now I see

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>>3487672
Nigga i could literally do the same thing then
>Houses (Built in Poland since 966)

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>>3487681
>polish niggas didn't have houses until 966

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>not having houses until 966

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>>3487646
I will debunk your shitskin turd world slavcuckold cope later tonight

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>>3487709
Nigga will try to prove that romans didn't use toilets KeK

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>>3487719
No, they didn't have flush toilets LOL
And neither do 90% of polish apartments
Subhuman race PL

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>I1 id
Sentient asf

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>>3487722
>And neither do 90% of polish apartments
Lienuke
keep on Leaking your cl1tty pooner

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>>>3487722 (You)
>>And neither do 90% of polish apartments
>Lienuke
>keep on Leaking your cl1tty pooner
Pathetic race, slaves of Saxons

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>>3487646
I think he meant the modern adaptations and designs of such instruments

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>>3487729
What is nigga blabbering about?
Every single house in poland has a toilet
cl1tty you are literally talking about a country you have never been to

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>>3487730
If that is the case then it is wrong?
just becouse you made a new adaptation of X doesn't mean that you invented X



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