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If you could have 3 wishes from a genie (the kind that does le hecking ironic parables monkey's paw or however the hypothetical scenario is reddited), what would you wish for?
HARD MODE
Do not mention BBC or BWC.

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a twp, a gun, a nuke

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1 reppey

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wait no i wish for 3 more wishes

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>>3480604
the genie obliterates your penis

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>>3480605
snca tbh

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do you actually kirkenuinely live in afrikkka

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>>3480609
no i am a proud seamonkey

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i would wish for a sandwich

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>>3480614
jakepilled

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Having infinite money (that only affects inflation if I spend it on the market)
Eternal physical life (without aging over prime physical age) that I can turn off when I feel it's time to go (not suicide, just making natural death able to creep up)
Infinite range teleportation with 0 cooldown and total control that can't harm me when I keep my eternal life on.

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>>3480626
ur skin is turned to poop and u eat through your asshole

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- Make Donald Trump immortal and president forever
- Lock crooked hiliary up in prison
- Make America and israel great again

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>>3480590 (OP)
I no wish, not very christian genie, is againts god im tink

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A genie locator that can only locate genies who haven't given me wishes yet

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1st: i can generate money wenever i want, wathever currency i want too
2nd: mind control
3rd: being inmune to all laws in the world (no matter what i do, they cant arrest me)

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>>3480951
I change the second wish for:
2nd: all people always follow my orders, no matter what

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>>3480590 (OP)
-Absolute Immortality
-a never-ending world war that plunges mankind into chaos
-mind control

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Up

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Do i have to explain everything like in that key and peele skit or can I just say it literally

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I wish to genocide all subhumans (non-aryans). I am such a humble genius that I won't use my other 2 wishes.

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>>3480590 (OP)
1. Rape people from yesterday
2. BRO…
3. BRO…

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>>3480590 (OP)
1. 1 gorillion dollars in bank account so i can neet for life without obsessed wagecuckery
2. all kcd tourists and rdr2 glazer npcs die
3. all retarded palpatine/ niggers who think any and every right winger supports israel die
4. if one of the previous three wishes is not possible, then kill off every nigger who thinks wokeslop is normal and okay in videogames

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I would wish for people to be nicer,happier to each other
And my final wish is for everyone's dreams to come true,except if the dream is deemed bad by my morale standards (take over the world etc)

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>>3481277
BORING

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>>3481277
What if I want to take over the world so I can turn it into an utopia?

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>>3481288
As long as you get it without genociding half of human population,through peaceful means with everyone benefitting it then yes

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1. Be able to crack every password, character sequence or secret combination
2. Change appearance, fingerprints and scent whenever I want.
3. Immune to bacteria, poison, disease, virus or cancer.

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>>3481304
What if I don't deem those I genocide as part of the human population, as they are not humans?

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i'd like 100kg of solid gold bars buried at coordinates of my choosing
i'd like the ability to shapeshift into anything i want
i also would like immortality

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1.Infinit money
2. Superman Powers
3. Omiscient

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>>3481311
This would make my life extremely adventurous because it's be fun to steal a gorllion Bitcoin and then sell it all at once.

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>>3481319
Well I did say if it passes my "morale standards" and I dont think theres that much subhumans,except indians indians aren't human

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>>3480590 (OP)
1. I wish that there would be no side effects to wishes
2. I wish infinite wishes
3. Win

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>>3481339
What about niggers? I would consider them to be even more subhumans than indians. And then middle eastern sandniggers (including kikes)

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>>3481327
Crash the entire economy by hacking billionaires emails and saying they died so everyone sells their stocks. Or commit some insane atrocity before disappearing forever because you changed identity instantly when out of sight.

Morph into trump's identity, kill him (in fiction) and signing the tnd bill



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