Scientists discovered a probiotic bacterium in kimchi can remove nanoplastics through waste

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Scob xEoPzh3e 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:42:01 №3480470 [Quote]

Scientists discovered a probiotic bacterium in kimchi can remove nanoplastics through waste

Chud UJwFnLkq 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:44:19 №3480483 [Quote]

surely this is in sauerkraut as well

Scob xEoPzh3e 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:51:41 №3480518 [Quote]

>>3480483
This might be true

BigFoot Jb6MvakR 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:52:02 №3480521 [Quote]

Lets cooks Kimjak shall we?

Quote mqviguLV 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:52:05 №3480523 [Quote]

Still not eating kimchi

BigFoot Jb6MvakR 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:52:25 №3480526 [Quote]

>>3480523
It's delicious

Quote mqviguLV 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:52:55 №3480533 [Quote]

>>3480526
I don't trust korean food

Wikingtog88 !Rape/WarTE !nrsjTGv 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:53:09 №3480535 [Quote]

Gook propaganda to try and up kimchi sales because literally nophono likes that shit

Scob UJwFnLkq 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:54:22 №3480538 [Quote]

>>3480533
me neither. it's an oil slick of salt, sugar, soy, and chili oil. sauerkraut may not be as tasty as kimchi on its own, but its more versatile with different types of food. just make sure its unpasturised sauerkraut, otherwise it will have no pro biotic benefits whatsoever

Chud laWwMy4g 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:56:03 №3480544 [Quote]

genetically modified unpasturised sauerkraut cultures designed to maul nanoplastic polymer chains and devour their monomers

Chud ^Ylasauu 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:56:28 №3480546 [Quote]

>>3480523
the parent species of this probiotic bacteria can also be found in fermented plant saps, sourdough starters, traditional butter, raw milk cheeses, buttermilk, olives, dill pickles and sauerkraut so just eat these

Scob laWwMy4g 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:57:12 №3480549 [Quote]

>>3480546
aryan food items if that matters btw

Scob UJwFnLkq 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:58:09 №3480553 [Quote]

>>3480544
this and also the sauerkraut is anatomically germano-polish

Quote mqviguLV 05/29/26 (Fri) 11:58:14 №3480554 [Quote]

>>3480546
Hey I laready eat half of these, neat

Chud laWwMy4g 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:02:29 №3480561 [Quote]

>>3480553
Yeah this

Scob KXSsyOED 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:19:24 №3480630 [Quote]

I love kimchi, it's good

Chud KXSsyOED 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:24:04 №3480649 [Quote]

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>>3480544
Real-time DNA modification becomes possible and practical
Expectation:
>You get superhuman strength and your body stops aging
Reality:
<They implant you with modified gorilla DNA that helps them digest cellulose so that you could be fed wood and grass; your intestines start breeding probiotic bacteria that dissolves plastic into monomers

Scob laWwMy4g 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:27:04 №3480657 [Quote]

>>3480649
This will never happen to me doe. Carbohydrates dont exist to me, i shit them out unchanged

Kimjak xO1MTexV 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:50:46 №3480789 [Quote]

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>Scientists discovered a probiotic bacterium in kimchi can remove nanoplastics through waste

Fuck yeah…

Kimjak xO1MTexV 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:52:48 №3480804 [Quote]

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I think this news signs me to make kimchi fried rice for dinner tonight. I'll slice up some bacon and add that too

Scob s5dkH2^R 05/29/26 (Fri) 12:55:52 №3480829 [Quote]

let plastic stay in my body , no thank you in not eating farmer food that will make me brap , even if its not