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Scientists discovered a probiotic bacterium in kimchi can remove nanoplastics through waste

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surely this is in sauerkraut as well

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>>3480483
This might be true

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Lets cooks Kimjak shall we?

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Still not eating kimchi

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>>3480523
It's delicious

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>>3480526
I don't trust korean food

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Gook propaganda to try and up kimchi sales because literally nophono likes that shit

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>>3480533
me neither. it's an oil slick of salt, sugar, soy, and chili oil. sauerkraut may not be as tasty as kimchi on its own, but its more versatile with different types of food. just make sure its unpasturised sauerkraut, otherwise it will have no pro biotic benefits whatsoever

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genetically modified unpasturised sauerkraut cultures designed to maul nanoplastic polymer chains and devour their monomers

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>>3480523
the parent species of this probiotic bacteria can also be found in fermented plant saps, sourdough starters, traditional butter, raw milk cheeses, buttermilk, olives, dill pickles and sauerkraut so just eat these

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>>3480546
aryan food items if that matters btw

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>>3480544
this and also the sauerkraut is anatomically germano-polish

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>>3480546
Hey I laready eat half of these, neat

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>>3480553
Yeah this

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I love kimchi, it's good

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>>3480544
Real-time DNA modification becomes possible and practical
Expectation:
>You get superhuman strength and your body stops aging
Reality:
<They implant you with modified gorilla DNA that helps them digest cellulose so that you could be fed wood and grass; your intestines start breeding probiotic bacteria that dissolves plastic into monomers

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>>3480649
This will never happen to me doe. Carbohydrates dont exist to me, i shit them out unchanged

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>Scientists discovered a probiotic bacterium in kimchi can remove nanoplastics through waste

Fuck yeah…

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I think this news signs me to make kimchi fried rice for dinner tonight. I'll slice up some bacon and add that too

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let plastic stay in my body , no thank you in not eating farmer food that will make me brap , even if its not



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