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im gonna go watch the backrooms movie ill tell you guyhs what its like soon

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ok nuswa

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Is it biblically accurate?

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Is it liminal?

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Is it, is it, is it… a24 kino?

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Up

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>>3479790
considering A24 made it, yes it is nuswa

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>>3479798
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>>3479773

SPOILERS SOILERS SPOILREZ WARNING SECA SECA SECA SECA ALERT:



the first 15 minutes ish was like any other one of kanes yt videos in that its just le heckin ambient horror with a camera view that bobs around, giving you veritgo in the first 15 minutes then theres random bullshit details sprinkled around about how theres a lab researching it. Then the BVLL literally comes and kills the guy recording in the first 15 minutes. Then the movie actually starts with george floyd gets a therapy session by some very obviously jewish foid talking about his trauma. The whole scene takes up so much fucking time it genuinely made me forget i was watching a backrooms movie. Then it turns out george floyd owns a furtniture store and he has two employees that work for him . skip forward like a few more minutes and some SNCA relating to how the office ceilling and drywall in his basement looks very similar to the backrooms he finally finds the entrance to the heckin backrooms and its done in the most reddit marvel cinematic universe millenial who loves harry potter way possible. He enters the backrooms and its the SLOWEST fucking scene ever its like they were trying to align recording an actual character with the first person view style and okay its not that bad if you like those heckin slow burns unironically but yeah its like if you took actual good slow burns and made it the most goyslop thing ever because of how theres a ton of consistent details and whatever but no actual meaning to it. Then george floyd comes out of the backrooms and leaves to tell his therapist about it and of course the foid doesnt believe him. So he goes back to his two assistant workers and tells them to go down with him so they can get raped by the bvll lurking below. He brings in the two along with a rope and supplies that ends in such a predictable scene where the big black bvll drags one of the workers away while hes climbing down a ledge and then two of the workers end up dying, also i forgot to mention the second time they go down its recording in a trannys wet dream being the low quality 90's tv static filter thats heckin retro o algo. Halfway through the chase sequence they manage to enter that one water room area which was one of the parts i was unironically interested in seeing but of course they only show it for like thrembo seconds only to continue le heckin realistic panic attack chase sequence. Then it cuts to a scene of the foid therapist getting a flashback to her mom who i assume also encountered the backrooms at one point but then turned into a SCHIZOGVD and prevented her from ever going outside at all. The foid goes to floyds furniture store and you can fill in the blanks of how she got to discover it herself. Then floyd encounters and starts strangling her (dindu nuffin) cuz he turned into a SCHIZOGVD as well. she wakes up and they reenact the therapy scene from the beginning and it turns out the big heckin scary black bvll chasing them around is ACTUALLY A DISTORED PHYISCAL MEMORY OF FLOYD HIMSELF and theres other distored memories of real humans that you see casually in scenes here as well. Anyways this means that the big black scary bvll was ACTUALLY a big black scary bvll but distorted. So then the foid does some snca reverse psychcology and chimps out on him and he eventually frees her but at the same the big black bvll comes in and vores George Floyd. The foid enters another chase sequence and we see like some shots of the rest of the backrooms scenery and they eventually come back to the furniture shop but for some reason its been absorbed into the backrooms because it itself became a memory. then theres the reddit kino confrontational climax where the foid beats up the bvll with like a stick or some snca. All of a sudden she trips over a signboard and she literally gets gassed IM NOT JOKING and then she gets retrieved by the guys in the hazmat suits who were part of the big globohomo company that was researching the backrooms in the first place and so in the end some fucking doctor interviews her and then thats where the story ends and theres a montage of various rooms that became distorted memories of the real world (like the two assistant workers having a missing poster sign) and then one view of a the therapist having her own distorted memory being made as well. anyways i found it worth watching even though its fucking goyslop from some reddit soyboy who said he was inspired by portal while making it idk go waste your money if you want

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>>3481622
no spoilers and tldr is it slop? did jewlywood completely ruin the concept?

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>>3481622
atmospheric bonechilling spine tingling slow burn no jumpscaresDEITY…

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>>3481622
nevermind i read it and it sounds like shit, i wonder what the 4cuck who made the original backrooms post feels about having jewlywood make this slop

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>>3481622
>Then the movie actually starts with george floyd gets a therapy session by some very obviously jewish foid talking about his trauma.
is she hot?

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>>3481668
idk they transformed the concept and honestly its a valid interpretation that the entities in the backrooms are actually just distorted memories of humans being. its still goyslop but it could've been WAYYYYY worse if it was picked up by some random hollywood producer, instead of it being le heckin slow burn kino imagine if there was corny reddit marvel dialouge between all the characters and it was literally like the meme "if mario was a AAA game"

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Good luck be safe

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>>3481727
LATEGVDS rise up

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>>3479745 (OP)
okay think of it like this, its more troony then it is normie, in which troonslop is in a way more unique and less boring. But more annoying. Like if it was 100% normie it would be more reddit-tier goyslop for the most common denominator that looks at their phones during the movie. While in terms of troonslop its kind of like muh heckin realistic panic attack and slow burn trauma. this movie i would say is like 65% troony and 35% normie



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