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Im making 'za, will post the end result in 15-30 minutes political reasons is that i dont like indians

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there are italian people coming to kill you RIGHT NOW because of ts

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>'zaing ximself
…….

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>>3459590
Its not done yet, be patient

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>>3459569 (OP)
nice i just made myself some chicken with ayran milk and some poison (caramelized onions ) , i dont know if guys in the west or else consume diary with meat , i just found out my dish wasn't kosher , i only have after pictures since it was soo good i forgot to take a after pic , spoiler for fags that consider raw food /pre cooked "disgusting" , I would do more of this dairy shit , i made myself yesterday some chicken breasts in yogurt

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>>3459622
That's looks nasty as fuck
I'll stick to McDonald's

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>>3459627
>raw food before oven looks nasty

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>>3459622
im playing geoguesser with food right now nigga what is this

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>>3459628
i only eat dairy and meat , i dont like seasoning my food , onions were unnecessary , seasoning fucks up my stomach but dairy doesn't

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>>3459622
>diary with meat

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>>3459622
bullshit on a plate 😭😭

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>>3459647
😭😭its meat with dairy ! is /pol/ lactose intolerant theory?

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>>3459622
This was my dinner

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>>3459650
chicken , same shit its a dead animal

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>>3459651
pickles something something

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>>3459650
aryan meal
No i can chug milk

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emojisπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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End result

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>>3459656
with ayran it is tvrkic pilled

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>>3459569 (OP)
Fuck you and your entire bloodline for that abomination

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>>3459658
i wouldnt even feed a dog this

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>>3459663
Meanpilled

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>>3459658
Gem that saved naples o algo.

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>>3459664
dogs dont eat shit like that , dey are pastoralist like mi , with some catches of course

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>>3459664
why would you feed your dog high sodium and carbs anyway.
I only feed my dog raw meat. she doesnt eat even kibble. she is my aryan beast.

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>>3459665
You forget my family ran pizzerias for years, this is worse than some of the shit I've seen brapzilians call "pizza"

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>>3459658
not even zognip just straight dust eats

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>>3459678
xhes argentinian doe

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>making some bullshit

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>>3459677
My dog eats literally anything
apples, bananas, bugs, lizards when he was younger

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>>3459658
Horrifying

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>>3459677
yeah? well, i dont have a dog which needs feeding and walking and cleaning so i win

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>>3459688
my cat does that too

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>>3459688
>when he was younger
checks out doe young dogs are dumb
My dog kept eating snails and bugs and lizards too
>>3459691
win even doe dogs are company and fun

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>>3459695
Younger I meant that he was like 6 years old
he's 10 now so he basically does nothing

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>>3459695
border collie for hearding? sure. 5000 dollar husky breed which gets 1 hour outside a day in the city? youre putting that dog in an eternal prison

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>>3459701
my dog gets like thrembillion hours of hiking and chasing rabbits and kangaroos in a rural area doe. shes happy

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>>3459710
most niggers are hasan piker types when it comes to dogs

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>>3459683
Yeah, Brazil just makes abominations. Video is a case in point.

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>>3459710
>most niggers are hasan piker types when it comes to dogs
Trvke. very sad
just ban citycucks from owning dogs ATP
and ban all weird breeds

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You fucking nigger burn in hell for making this abomination

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>>3459726
shitalalalla leakage brapnuke above dni

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You vile disgusting nigger you made a fucking pile of jarty dough that is not a pizza

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>>3459721
Most breeds are okay; pugs, bull terriers, and bulldogs are all sorts of fucked-up healthwise doe, and breeding should be stopped for ethical reasons.

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>>3459729
He's right doe

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>>3459730
>never eat the jarty 'za

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>>3459732
Yeah this
i dont like small dogs doe theyre weird and i feel bad for them. dogs should be as closest to normal canine size as possible

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>>3459737
I don't want to be mean to OP. its not nicepilled
everyone starts somewhere in cooking

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>>3459658
Nigga kill yourself what the fuck is this

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>>3459745
STOP BEING MEANPILLED

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>>3459730
>clitty leaking over pizza

Talking like a true italian wikingtog!

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but yeah it doesnt look very good + i is whider

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>>3459746
No this looks fucking horrible when I started cooking, I was not this bad

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only eat dairy and meat argenaryan scob , if you eat pizza you would like the indigenous of your nation

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>>3459739
Most small breeds are actually perfectly healthy and tend to live longer than larger breeds. Purebreds usually have the most health problems due to extensive inbreeding.

>>3459740
Sure but I don't think that's even mozzarella on there. I can barely cook beyond using a microwave, and I can make a more compentent pizza than this. It just looks like slop, there's no nice way to put it.

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>>3459749
It is fucking putrid of course i'm going to leak over this. It's not even mixed properly

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>>3459753
Meanpilled…
>>3459760
OP tried
he dared
thats what matters
No progress can be made without a desire that comes from dissatisfaction.
>>3459760
But theyre so small and fragile…. i just cant
I CANT

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Guys you should also know that for some reason the slf cheese didnt melt while in the oven so i had to microwace cheese and pour it in the 'za

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>>3459764
Fair fair this looks like dogfood

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>>3459764
Arent you irish doe?

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>>3459771
stop it garfield youre being meanpilled

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>>3459658
if you censored this photo and told me it was a crushed nigger skull i would be none the wiser

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>>3459774
No he's a lombardybvll

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>>3459775
sorry saar

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>>3459774
I'm North Italian and Irish mainly

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Teens i feel like raisin, maybe eating that shit was a mistake

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>>3459792
We all make mistakes OP its okay , i hope you feel better soon

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>>3459787
Im south italian, mistery italian (idk were does one of my italian acestors come from) spanish, scottish, french and english

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>>3459792
>eating slop makes you feel bad

Who'd of thunk!

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>>3459795
Thanks

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>>3459792
The yeast in the dough was still fucking breathing. I can see them moving in the still image it's that bad.

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>>3459796
argentine mutts are white

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>>3459798
Fuck you nigga i for some reason this time the za looked lile shit

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>>3459755
The average person still needs carbs. You can theoretically get by solely on proteins and fats, but you're going to be violently shitting yourself for weeks. Carbs are quick fuel, proteins are long term. Your brain basically hoovers up glucose because it uses so much energy.

>>3459769
Nigga just buy shredded mozzarella at that point, it'll come out way better. I respect that you're trying, but goddamn, man.

>>3459766
My old like 10-pound Yorkie tried to start shit with a full grown opossum under our deck once. Honestly he probably would have won too. Just because a dog is small doesn't mean it's fragile. Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers and Yorkies are ratting dogs, they can hold their own surprisingly well.

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OP has been cursed by his southern italian ancestors for creating and consuming the abomination known as the "Jarty Pizza". May his stomach ache punish him for this abhorrent act.

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>>3459805
Your husband is gonna beat the shit outta you if you cook this for him.

Fags are truly the worst at everything

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>>3459814
?
Is op actually a faggot or are you just making shit up

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>>3459814
>husband
Nigga what are you talking about, im a straight man

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>>3459819
Yes or it's the other argentinian but he namefags

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>>3459819
He is proyecting

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>>3459820
NIGGER YOU ARE LYING!

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>>3459821
Im the mendozagod

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Did you play hoi4 with wicklow

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>>3459811
its not about that. i just feel bad coz they seem dumber idk.
>>3459811
Ummm sweatie im gonna have to correct you on that…
protein is not meant to be used as energy, neither acutely nor long term. Protein is inefficient energy and is meant to repair the body and used for growth
the human body is well adapted to use both fats and carbs for ATP generation AKA energy. also the brain doesnt use that much energy in comparison to the rest of the body, it has its own separate glycogen stores doe

im not shitting on carbs. i just thought i would clear up some misconceptions about protein
hope this helps!

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>>3459821
I don't keep track of namefags also it's 2 in the morning I should go to sleep probably

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>>3459825
wait whos the faggot then??? Is it the patagoniacvck?

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>>3459811
does milk give you carbs

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>>3459827
In my defense I was oversimplifying because I'm tired from dealing with a river of retards at work today. We had to kick a bunch of white trash teenage foids out because they were smoking weed in the bathroom.

Also small dogs are plenty smart, they just tend to be less well-trained by their owners on average. You can scoop up a 10-pound dog easily enough if it's being a little shit, but you can't really do the same to a full-grown Husky or German Shepherd.

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>>3459844
Dude I hate those fucking white people who smoke weed every week it makes you look retarded I understand once a month but holy shit those people piss me off

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>>3459844
>We had to kick a bunch of white trash teenage foids out because they were smoking weed in the bathroom.
kek
all good

>they just tend to be less well-trained by their owners on average

I guess that makes sense..
i just prefer big dogs coz i can larp as having like a wolf sidekick



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