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GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:09:17 №3435923 [Quote]

I understand morning wood but why the fuck do i get boners when im trying to go to bed?

Chud K8msdPDT 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:10:30 №3435926 [Quote]

>>3435923 (OP)
Because you touch yourself at night

Scob rEAHWe1M 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:10:58 №3435927 [Quote]

Demon under your bed.

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:11:27 №3435930 [Quote]

>>3435926
no i don't, i masturbate on a strict schedule to make sure i dont have wet dreams.

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:11:42 №3435931 [Quote]

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>>3435927
but i sleep on the floor

Chud VEZVD4z2 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:13:48 №3435935 [Quote]

>>3435930
>"ohboy it's masturbation o'clock better get goin"

Nigger 5qcWBVC9 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:14:58 №3435937 [Quote]

>>3435931
Jew under the floorboards.

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:15:05 №3435938 [Quote]

>>3435935
its Monday and thursday actually. anymore than 3 days and i gotta wash my sheets guaranteed.

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:16:58 №3435940 [Quote]

>>3435937
second floor though too. idk if a jew is going to fit in between the floors thats not a lot of space.

Scob cqxyolqK 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:17:42 №3435942 [Quote]

Test

Mark Lewis wN6fvwzT 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:18:55 №3435946 [Quote]

Magnetos cousin, Woodneto using his powers on you.

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:20:22 №3435947 [Quote]

>>3435946
made me geg ngl

Chud cqxyolqK 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:21:06 №3435949 [Quote]

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>>>3435946
>made me geg ngl

Scob cqxyolqK 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:21:43 №3435950 [Quote]

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>I understand morning wood but why the fuck do i get boners when im trying to go to bed?

Scob !^TM1cHd 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:22:16 №3435951 [Quote]

>>3435923 (OP)
You're fine

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:22:39 №3435953 [Quote]

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>>3435949
my arch nemesis, Gayku.

Scob IxjyZzLT 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:25:12 №3435959 [Quote]

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>>3435930
>no i don't, i masturbate on a strict schedule to make sure i dont have wet dreams.
I make sure to avoid masturbation, but I get punished with wet dreams and IVSW feelsbadman

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:27:03 №3435961 [Quote]

>>3435959
just dont watch porn and its fine. your body is hardwired to ejaculate. i used to just fuck whores but that chapter of my life is over.

Chud yKcvInb8 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:27:13 №3435962 [Quote]

>>3435930
any gooning makes you goon more

Chud cqxyolqK 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:28:02 №3435964 [Quote]

>>3435930
No fun allowed

Scob MREOHodw [VPN] 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:28:47 №3435965 [Quote]

its very odd because sometimes you'll be just like resting and you'll get a boner for 0 reason or like sitting down

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:29:09 №3435966 [Quote]

>>3435962
its not gooning its quick release. im not stroking my dongle for 30+ minutes trying not to cum like a retard. i have better things to do.

Chud MREOHodw [VPN] 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:30:05 №3435967 [Quote]

>>3435966
i dont think its meant to be like that

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:30:57 №3435968 [Quote]

>>3435967
thats what gooners do though. they just masturbate nonstop

Scob MREOHodw [VPN] 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:31:38 №3435969 [Quote]

>>3435968
im aware but i dont think its natural to "release" quickly doe

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:33:51 №3435971 [Quote]

>>3435969
well thats kind of the goal. it isnt sex after all.

Scob HN7uwa!l 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:34:34 №3435972 [Quote]

>>3435923 (OP)
i just sleep on my stomach and it goes away
also tense ur legs to draw blood away or something

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:36:48 №3435974 [Quote]

>>3435972
today WAS leg day!

Chud HN7uwa!l 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:37:21 №3435975 [Quote]

>>3435974
If you can't control your blood flow. Can you even control anything.

Chud qagb90CG 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:38:20 №3435976 [Quote]

>>3435923 (OP)
i relate to this too, I hate this so much

iwaju!UtaSJG3jiY WPmQDW0S 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:43:18 №3435981 [Quote]

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we didn't need to know this op

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:43:20 №3435982 [Quote]

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>>3435975
shit, idk.

Scob HN7uwa!l 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:47:02 №3435989 [Quote]

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>>3435981
We didnt need to know this either lil bro 😹

Scob JQp8S8Kf 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:48:52 №3435994 [Quote]

Because you're stupid that's all

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:50:14 №3435998 [Quote]

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>>3435994
>turning brain blood into boner blood

Scob INVntHDd 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:52:43 №3436005 [Quote]

>>3435998
Well I do that sometimes,it could explain the quality of my posts

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:53:53 №3436010 [Quote]

>>3436005
you use it for unselfish reasons like raping bad people. i just dont want to do extra laundry.

Chud INVntHDd 05/22/26 (Fri) 01:58:33 №3436019 [Quote]

>>3436010
Welp glad to see my rapist legacy carrying on,didnt knew I was that known even in America!

GOKUPOSTER* the waco kid* PStJEt8z 05/22/26 (Fri) 02:00:00 №3436025 [Quote]

>>3436019
who do you think was spreading the good word?

Scob 4ic9kXR! 05/22/26 (Fri) 02:03:22 №3436038 [Quote]

I get unusually horny to the point im ready to fuck the bed. Wtf man

iwaju!UtaSJG3jiY WPmQDW0S 05/22/26 (Fri) 02:04:52 №3436048 [Quote]

>>3436038
nah you're a sussy diddy aah blud

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