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North Carolina is the greatest state in the USA its the true aryan homeland

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Us Southerns are keyed

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>Us Southerns are keyed

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i live in south australia so im like part of the team guys

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>>3431264
what even happens in australia other than kangaroos and koalas and ugly niggers

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>>3431264
Australia sounds so cool, Its on my bucket list to fight a kangaroo, I dont like yalls gun laws doe

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there's a lot of snakes in Australia even more than here so imagine its basically hell

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>>Us Southerns are keyed

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>>3431275
Sounds like a blast, my dad used to make snake jerky its the best

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sybau

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>>3431271
Jeets. And more jeets, and then chinks, and then jews, and now niggers with machetes. They used to be rowed in chains sailing the seas, now we rescue and give them homes!
>>3431275
i see like 0.5 snakes per year meds
>>3431272
Kangaroos are big as fuck. its like a buck but on 2 legs, ive been chased by one coz i was getting really close to xis cuck or something

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>>>Us Southerns are keyed

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>>3431277
snakes are terrifying doe id rather eat shit than eat a snake
>>3431281
that sounds even worse than just snakes

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>>3431282
Original Giga

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>>>3431282 (You)
>Original Giga

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>>3431288
Nusoi, I-
>>3431286
Grow up m8 ur just as likely to get attacked by a buck than a kangaroo

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>>3431281
Im around 6 foot, I think I can take one down, heard their legs are strong as fuck doe, are they a protected species?

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>>3431286
Snake jerky is good, worth the risk

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>>3431290
well kangaroos don't hide in the leaves or under your porch and get pissy at you for being in your own front lawn or move extremely fast for their size or make scary hissing sounds or leave their disgusting rotten skins in your basement ceiling, also there's no kangaroos where I live so why would I be scared of them???
>>3431291
my dad's family is from Maine, I visited once and it was nice but there's too many libtards
>>3431292
you'd probably die

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>>3431299
Thats fucked, im sad now

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>>3431292
I am around 6 foot as well and it is not rare to find one my size, or maybe bigger
they dont have hooves they have claws, they will RAPE you with those. only close boxing-style combat maybe you could win
at the end of the day they arent predators and would rather bluff so hitting them with a stick or some shit would most likely get them to fuck off, ive chased more kangaroos than kangaroos have chased me

protected? nah kangaroo meat is sold everywhere

The possums though. eating all my crops. But i cant do shit because theyre le protected
Fucking tuberculosis carrying cunts
>>3431299
Well, why arent you scared of bucks?
We have bucks here too actually

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>>3431298
why not just eat regular meat, its probably all stringy and yucky and it'd give you unknown snake related viruses
>>3431304
yeah but most animals would beat a human in a fight, when I was younger I thought it'd be possible for me to beat a tiger in a fight but sadly we're physically weak as a species

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>>3431305
why are possums protected, where I live you can kill em if you want, there was one in my trash can last night and I chased it out with a stick, also there kinda cute, my girlfriend's brother found some baby possums in his yard and hes been raising them in a little box for like 3 weeks or something. also bucks aren't that scary because you can see them coming and shoot them easier but a snake is camoflauged and hard to shoot

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>>3431305
Bucks are easy to shoot down, they are only territorial so you can nail them at a distance, also does kangaroo taste good? I'd imagine it would have a gamey taste
>>3431306
My father would make it as a snack, we didnt have much for anything else so it was nice. Still have great memories hunting with him in my youth

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>>3431312
that makes sense I just have a somewhat irrational fear of snakes, once I was in the woods behind my house and heard the faintest hissing sound and literally couldn't move for like 15 minutes and when I did I ran as fast as I could and got cut by a bunch of thorns and shit

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>>3431311
Hes talking about aussie possums, we got opossums. Theirs aint cute imagine a giant fucking rat. In my state they aint protected but I dont see much of them

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>>3431317
Yea that would scare anyone good. We got alot of rattlers around here and that would scare me to hell and back

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that thing is so cute it looks a little bit like my cat, I'd keep one if I could why do Aussies hate them

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>>3431322
I'm so glad there's no rattlesnakes over here copperheads are bad enough

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>>3431323
Id keep one too if only they lasted longer than 3 years which is real sad. Couldnt take the heart break if I took care of one

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>>3431326
it sucks how small animals die so fast cus a lot of them like fancy rats are really sweet and smart and overall just good pets

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>>3431329
Thats trvthfull, i always wanted a pet squirrel but could never get one close enough to me



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