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 â„–3402173[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

wish I was 6'5 or some shit

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I'm 2 ft 5

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i wish i was 6'7

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it was all larp btw I am 5'7 not 6'1

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I need 4 inches and ill be happy

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>>3402181
You and garfield could participate in a gnome off

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I wish I was 148'8".

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I wish I was shorter

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>>3402185
Im shorter so i'd win

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>>3402187
give me your height I can help you with that

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Chicks love short guys (im lying)

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I should actually start telling people I am 5'7 irl that would be awesome actually

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>>3402191
around 183cm but only because I have this retarded giraffe neck

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>>3402194
What matters is if you have a good personality,looks is like 40% while being likeable and shiiet makes up 60%,or just rape them all

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>>3402201
I always ask people if they like fishing and what their favourite birds are

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>>3402194
I am 6'1 and no woman has EVER EVER looked at me I think its around 6'5 unironically where y ou could be ugly and still get some sex

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Then i ask them about the confederate states of america

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>>3402207
Maybe it isnt just your height that's the problem

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>>3402207
I see people shorter than me with girlfriends lol I just cant get anything I would rather have a better face and be like 5'5

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>>3402205
Thats great garfield

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>>3402209
well it probably isnt but it isnt helping at all

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>>3402211
I attract the wrong type of females…

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>>3402173 (OP)
I don't have to wish for that. Sucks to suck

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>>3402212
apparently NOBODY gives a shit about birds since EVERYONE i've asked said they didnt know. Only some Ethiopian negress had a anwser

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>>3402223
*an answer

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>>3402223
She was quite nice but she looked rancid. Which is mean to say since she was so nice

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>>3402224
shut up sandnigger

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>>3402221
I dont want lithu trannies doe

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>>3402223
inb4 garfieldpoopa racemixes and creates a mapuche-cracker-ethiopian creatura de las americas

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>>3402229
I will be the better person here

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>>3402223
Dats great goyfield,you should also look after what ur wearing as girls can dig uglies if ur dresses good enough

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>>3402240
is he ugly? probably mogs me doe

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>>3402240
I dress like a fent addict or a huuuuuuge nerd

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>>3402235
I'd rather chew on broken glass then do that

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>>3402229
nigga ur from toronto ur literaly a sandnigger by proximity also i want bbc

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>>3402245
I'm not the ugliest nigga out there

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>>3402255
I was born in toronto, i dont live there anymore

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Toronto is a dump full of jeets and niggers shut it DOWN

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>>3402256
holy cope geg
just because youre btter than some 5 foot indian jeet doesnt mean women will want you if that was the case every woman would be drooling over the most average man

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>>3402263
the way you see these Indians is basically how chads sees you

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>>3402243
Shut up brother,ive seen some ugly mofackers get game by dressing good,you wouldnt know that

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>>3402278
>um your date is nice and all but what about my anecdotal evidence

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>>3402246
Just know that wearing basic nerd clothes and wearing glasses while being 5'7 makes you a femgoy,so get lenses or laser surgeries and dress like a greaser

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>>3402263
i'm 5,5 :(

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>>3402263
>>3402270
bro stop choking on the black pill

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>>3402290
I have seen jeets taller than you
how are you that short nigga

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>>3402304
Horrible sleep and fasting

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Also genetics

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>>3402298
some 4 foot whore decided to marry a tall man and he was created I lucked out for some reason despite my mother being like 5 foot

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being slightly tall makes it bearable cant imagine being ugly AND short would end my life

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>>3402283
Ur not dating anyone habibi

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Okay I dont care about this thread anymore

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>>3402311
>calling your own mother a whore

Im surprised women arent fawning over you!

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>>3402324
the thread never cared about you in the first place

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>>3402328
Stop I'll cry

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>>3402331
go fuck a sheep or something
scram

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>>3402326
idk even if I had a girlfriend she would probably be a whore since I am not chad
wouldnt bother tbh

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Not chad= never bother with women

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you should notes from the underground awesome book
the retarded author wanted me to feel bad for the stupid bitch prostitute geg love the underground man doe he tried making fun of him but he was based

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>>3402336
You fuck goats shitskin

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>>3402346
its like 104 pages not long
>>3402349
Shut the fuck you stupid nigger and fuck off my thread faggot no one is asking for your presences take a hint

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>>3402339
geggy sandniggers are so pathetic. My dad despite being a fat chilean managed to pull sisa eastern european foids in the 90's

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and he's like 5,6!

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>>3402354
>calling your mom sisa

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>>3402358
He met my mom in the 00's and she isnt eastern european

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>>3402357
the only eastern European woman I saw was taller than me

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>>3402326
didn't you say your mother got blacked on another thread?

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>>3402361
Yep they were all taller than my dad. gnomemaxxing runs in the family

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its not all that great. nobody makes fuckin doorways tall enough

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>>3402311
My mother is 5,11 and by father is 5,10 and I still got cucked. Best part is my mother got remarried 2 years after I was born and my stepfather is 6,9

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>>3402362
Nigga what? I never said that

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>>3402358
Thats called being supportive of her,would you rather say
>oh my mom is so ugly and wrinkly
I love my mother and even if she was the ugliest nigger ever I would always re assure her that she's beautiful

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>>3402364
youre not 6'5

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>>3402353
Everyone love me because I'm sexy and have sex with all women tell your mother come to scotland and I bleach her and save your family from brown curse

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>>3402368
shut the fuck up moralfagging faggot

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>>3402375
Do you kiss yer mudder with dat mouth?

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>>3402374
I dont really give a shit you can fuck whatever you want

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>>3402375
Leaky pisscel cant get no sand nigge pussy! Chadlieans OWN you

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>>3402367
I hope they hadn't baited half the poleshits into quitting, they used to archive everything.

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>>3402370
im 6'4

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>>3402379
I will be fucking you in your vagina whore
Post tits

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>>3402378
No I did not kiss meine mutter mit that mouth

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>>3402379
Why do you sound genuinely mad geg

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>>3402385
I dont have a vagina but you can try if you want

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>>3402390
Stop lying pooner

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Did you get surgery actually

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>>3402390
Allah strike down these sodomites please

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>>3402387
because. you're really bad at inferring emotions from text

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>>3402390
sandniggers really are bwcslvttas…

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>>3402396
inferring emotions from text is borderline impossible unless you know the other person's baseline behaviour + we're all ESL here

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>>3402403
>I am a retarded niggeroid esl which means everyone here is also a retarded niggeroid esl
Not how it works

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I am a retarded niggeroid esl which means everyone here is also a retarded niggeroid esl

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>>3402408
bait was meant for the canadian and the scottish guy but somehow you bit, you must be really mad.

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>>3402417
that was supposed to be bait? I didnt even realize

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>>3402418
yes you were supossed to say something like 'im not esl' and i would accuse you of being quebecois

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>>3402417
what a stupid dimwit shitskin latino monkey you are

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>>3402423
nu pph meta to replace poleshits: make abraps leak

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Being brown is white culture

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>>3402423
He might actually be whiter then you geg

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>>3402422
ew no OntarianBVLLS won

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>>3402426
Everything is white culture when you think about it hard enough

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>>3402427
Doubt probably more swarthy

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>>3402433
Nigga you are browner then me. just kys atp

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Do you have siblings what is their height

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>>3402428
i'm not 9 so you probably aren't into me

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>>3402428
67 🤭

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>>3402437
BROOTAL

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>>3402436
only female
on is like 170 the other is 12 and like 162

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>>3402444
Brutal

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>>3402433
you're from the UAE so you're more likely to be a jeet migrant worker slave than a sandnigger abrap pedophile(im still whiter than both of those doe geg)

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+18 board btw
Just start banning people who are clearly not 18 might actually improve this nigger hell

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>>3402461
>everyone who makes me leak is a caca

UAE bros…

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>>3402459
yeah I am jeet

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>>3402444
Brutal my sister is also taller than me

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>>3402461
why are you leaking so much? im not even underage you retarded abrap

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>>3402459
>whiter than a jeet or a sandnigger
truly inspirational

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>>3402464
No point being mean to you basically bullying a disabled kid

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>>3402466
say your last name

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>>3402469
what would be the alternative?

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>>3402471
Marachli

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>>3402473
only way you could be browner is if you were african

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>>3402468
ok say your age then

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>>3402475
and dont try looking me up or someshit it doesn't work I have no social media

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>>3402486
Schzio nigger

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>>3402477
exactly

>>3402483
im 21

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>>3402489
No other reason to ask for my family name

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I'm 6'3" it's pretty nice

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>>3402494
What's your mothers maiden name

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>>3402498
ask her

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>>3402500
I'll do that while I'm bleaching her I suppose

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>>3402492
Ok youre probably retarded or something sorry for being mean

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>>3402502
jesus might as well stick your dick in a trashcan

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>>3402505
I am sure your mother is much nicer

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>>3402508
yeah 21 is super old i couldnt even imagine

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>>3402504
Do you live alone?

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>>3402509
shes white so thats certainly a step in the right direction

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>>3402510
No its not are you serious??

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>>3402512
dont know come check

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>>3402510
Anything past 18 is fossil

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>>3402514
no its fucking sarcasm, jerk.

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>>3402513
post a photo then also your hair is brown you're hairy and I doubt you have blue eyes hardly white

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>>3402518
Im glad it is,uncle is like 40

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>>3402523
Old man cope

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>>3402522
i have hazel eyes

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Do you live like this op

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>>3402529
Its called brown and youre a step above a shitskin but not by much

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>>3402529
post a photo of your mother and i will judge :)

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>>3402536
hazel is a mix of green and brown

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>>3402533
I dont think so not last I checked

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>>3402529
mine are slightly greener

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>>3402541
yeah I dont really give a shit can you post a picture of your mother

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>>3402515
This means you do btw. I don't. I'm better than you. I can hold down a job and take care of myself while you jerk off to whatever 'p is in your hadiths.
<reddit
I'm sorry you're such a retarded inbred arab-jeet mistery meat mutt you have to project your cognitive deficiencies onto others on the internet.
<reddit
Have you considered killing yourself?

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>>3402548
Brootal. latinxDEITIES won against arapes geg

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>>3402548
yeah I guess its true wouldnt know DOE I am too retarded geg

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I can post a photo of my sister in exhange due come on I need that photo

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>>3402543
that cataract is very concerning actually

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>>3402561
your sister is 12

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>>3402571
ok your eyes are greener mb bro

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>>3402571
Can I date your mother?

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You know they are insecure when they post a photo to prove something no one gives a shit about
thats literally brown btw

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>>3402577
better you than the jeet but still no

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>>3402583
I care doebeit

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>>3402583
Dude ur so fucking negative all the time,someone proves his point and you cope that its insecure or brown,why are you such a fag?

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>>3402584
Cahm one man! I make like… 200 dollars a month and struggling financially, a milf would benefit me and probably you in some ways you wouldn't know

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>>3402583
youre not part of the kazmuricanadian alliance and youre mad about it

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>>3402590
I never asked for the photo doe I wanted a photo of his mother I dont give a shit about his eyes but it is brown

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>>3402590
He's upset that gnomeGODS get more pussy then him kek

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>>3402597
Why did you offer to send a picture of your 12 year old sister?

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>>3402561
>offering to post 'pictures' of your 12yo sister on the bald man with glasses website to get some other phono to post a picture of their mom

muzzie excellence

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>>3402599
I would kill myself if I was you if not for the fact that youre white and that in itself is debatable

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>>3402601
12 is like 40 in the middle east

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>>3402601
to get pictures of his mother can you not read or something?



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