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I do believe I1 has got to be one of the most influential men to ever live.

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Nigguh is giving himself a blowjob.

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>>3395488
Most would agree.

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Also wtf is that image vro…

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tiny i1 pecker

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>>3395494
A little birdie was of the impression that I1 is greater than or equal to 7 inches erect length

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>>3395500
cope my pinis is 7 inches and it's larger than the depicted pecker in relaxed state

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>>3395517
East europid endomorphs do not have penises exceeding 5 inches in erect length

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My penis is 6 inches.

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my penis is 19.5cm

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>>3395527
Below average among saxonkind

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>>3395530
im around there

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What if a Polish person gave you a hug?

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>>3395538
Swift death

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>>3395534
Nusois can't dox for shit (unless it's an event)

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Janny, are you okay?

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Aura

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>>3395544
doxxing for nuswa is just scraping every piece of information from a nigger's public social media account and compiling it into a heckin tuff edit

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>>3395555
So heckin' tuff.

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>>3395543
Wow are you serious?

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>>3395583
fruity ass nigga😹😹i would beat tf out of irl

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>>3395591
you wouldn't do anything to gold harmless thin skull depigmented anf mleccha, he is faelid bvll

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>>3395591
Ur literally 2 inches taller than mi

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>>3395591
Chillax brah.

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>>3395601
youve never posted your eyes btw

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>>3395601
how tall are you honey

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>>3395605
Gold is 5'6

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I fuc.k.ed OP's mumma many

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>>3395609
👀👀

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>>3395609
>>3395612
>>3395604
These are all false statements by Belgians and Frisian seperatists btw

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>>3395612
Ahh hell nah blud got aroused weird jit

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>>3395609
Ohnnonononono one of my favourite people on pol is 5'6…

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>>3395619
proviron got me on demon timing

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>>3395609
vve need a snopes immediately

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>>3395623
This is humiliating. Stop it now.

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>>3395624
This isn't true, 183cm is not equal to 5'6

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>>3395613
>>3395616
>>3395624
Geg missed the point btw i was trying to bait i1 by implying hes 5'8…

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>>3395623
Never take the freak drug

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>>3395635
no, i got it.

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I1 is a homosexual and is preying on innocent Dutch sensitive young men like me.

This perverted beast has to be locked up immediately.

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I went to Montana and took 20 Anglo-German brides with me btw

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>>3395647
read like a wattpad smut

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He is a ferocious beast that NEEDS to be apprehended immediately, he is very dangerous. Please stop him he tried to rape me yesterday.

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He was a pioneer in Polish leak extraction…

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Whats so special about hating on another europeans who are still better than niggers and pajeets?

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>>3395704
nigga are you jerking off to this or something?

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GEM!



The wrestling gym sat thirty miles outside the nearest Montana town, surrounded by frozen fields and rusted fencing that looked older than Gold himself.

Which, honestly, fit i1 perfectly.

"You know," Gold said, stepping over a loose floor mat, "most people decorate with normal things. Plants. Flags. Maybe framed photos."

i1 looked up from the bench press with complete seriousness. "I have framed photos."

Gold glanced toward the wall.

Ancient Greek statues.

Old wrestling champions.

A map of Indo-European migrations.

And, somehow most concerning of all, a handwritten chart labeled Nordid / Atlantid / Dinarid.

Gold stared.

"You actually hung phenotype charts on your wall."

"They're interesting."

"You are clinically insane."

i1 grinned, completely unashamed. "Yet you crossed the Atlantic to visit me."

Unfortunately true.

Gold dropped his duffel bag near the mat and peeled off his hoodie, trying not to notice the way i1 casually watched him. They'd spent months talking online - first about wrestling, then Christianity, history, identity, masculinity, Europe, civilization. Somewhere between arguments and late-night calls, Gold had gotten attached.

Which was deeply annoying.

Especially because i1 talked like a man who'd read too many obscure internet forums and somehow made it sound charming.

"The Bronze Age mindset," i1 declared while wrapping his hands, "is fundamentally about hierarchy, honor, strength, legacy-"

Gold groaned immediately. "There it is."

"What?"

"You say 'Bronze Age mindset' like a medieval monk quoting scripture."

"Because modern people have forgotten physical reality."

"You literally live in Montana and spend your free time ranking skull shapes."

"Phenotypes matter historically."

Gold laughed under his breath. "Only you could make anthropology sound flirtatious."

i1 paused mid-wrap and looked at him directly.

"Maybe I'm trying to."

Gold instantly looked away.

Dangerous territory.

Very dangerous.

"Get on the mat," i1 said.

"You planning to lecture me about cranial structure while suplexing me?"

"No promises."

Gold rolled his eyes but stepped forward anyway.

The age difference between them became more obvious in person. i1 carried himself with rough confidence - broader, calmer, stronger. Like one of those men built specifically for ranches, combat sports, and chopping wood during thunderstorms.

Gold hated how attractive that was.

"Ready?" i1 asked.

"You're about to lose to a Dutchman."

"Fleming," i1 corrected immediately.

Gold blinked. "You actually listened?"

"You rant about Belgian politics every other day."

"That's because Belgium is fake."

"There he is."

Gold lunged first mostly out of pride. i1 caught him almost effortlessly, one arm locking around his waist before turning him onto the mat with humiliating ease.

Gold hit the padding hard.

"Oh, shut up," he muttered before i1 even spoke.

"I didn't say anything."

"You were thinking it aggressively."

i1 laughed quietly, still holding him down. "You rely too much on speed."

"And you rely too much on being built like a Bronze Age warlord."

"That's the goal."

Gold tried to twist free, but i1 shifted closer, controlling his balance with practiced ease. Wrestling with him felt unfair - not just because of the strength difference, but because i1 stayed calm the entire time.

Steady breathing.

Steady hands.

Steady eyes.

Always watching.

"You know what your problem is?" i1 murmured.

"I'm sure you're dying to tell me."

"You think too much."

"That's rich coming from the phenotype philosopher."

"I'm serious." i1's voice softened slightly. "You fight like you expect people to leave openings."

Gold stilled for half a second.

That annoyed him more than the pinning did.

"You psychoanalyze everyone?" he asked quietly.

"Only people I care about."

The gym suddenly felt warmer.

Gold became painfully aware of the position they were in - i1 leaning over him, one hand gripping his wrist against the mat, both of them breathing harder now.

Close enough to count freckles.

Close enough to notice the tiny scar near i1's jaw.

Close enough that Gold's pulse started betraying him.

"You're staring again," i1 said.

"You have weird eyes."

"That's not an answer."

Gold swallowed. "Neither is 'Bronze Age mindset,' but that never stops you."

That made i1 laugh again - low and rough and unfairly attractive.

"You know why I like wrestling?" i1 asked after a moment.

Gold frowned slightly. "Because you enjoy violence?"

"Because it's honest." His grip loosened slightly but didn't disappear. "No fake status. No pretending. Just strength, discipline, instinct. It's older than politics. Older than countries."

Gold looked at him quietly.

"There's the Bronze Age speech again," he murmured.

"Maybe."

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>>3395708
It's adrian

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>>3395713
No I'm calling u a faggot

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>>3395716
Genuinely shut this board down and dox everyone who posted here and rangeban dis nigga's entire city.

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>>3395716
Chapter 2 when

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>>3395739
>>3395736
You're a nigger and I'm going to Montana to slaughter every single man, woman and child in your town and then salt the soil and fire bomb every single building until nothing will grow for a thousand years.

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>>3395716
What's this

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>>3395739
Bloud got his interest piqued

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>>3395757
Nigga they crackin or no?

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>>3395763
>>3395754
>>3395757
Btw I will gather 10.000 men to skin every single face of your vicinity, and then waterboard them all to death with ethanol.

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>>3395763
500usd
>>3395765
Ok im asking chatgpt to generate more asap

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Behead every single American with a machete and drink their blood then set their bodies on fire

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93 miles an hour through a crowd of Americans and keep driving

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Break the femur and arms of 9100 Americans and then dump them in the middle of the ocean

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Throw Americans into woodchippers and eat their remains raw

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I fuc.k.ed all ameriKKKan wasp women and cucked their boyfriends

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Shoot Americans with three thousand bullets and let them bleed

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Force feed Americans ethanol and set them on fire

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Drop Americans from 800 meter roofs to be catched by a net made of barbed wire

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Force Americans to craw naked through 5 miles of glass at gunpoint

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>>3395794
*caught

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Shoot Americans in the head

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>>3395486 (OP)
Its to esl

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>>3395796
>refusing to speak proper Anglo-Saxon gibberish



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