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 â„–3390259[Quote]

I'm going to throw cold cut pieces of hams at my local mosque once it finishes construction

Which brand should i use?

 â„–3390260[Quote]

revenge is like cold cuts

 â„–3390262[Quote]

reddit crusade

 â„–3390264[Quote]

Gabagool? ovahhh hereee

 â„–3390265[Quote]

>>3390260
it's cold?

 â„–3390266[Quote]

dumb nigger

 â„–3390267[Quote]

>>3390262
If it was a reddit crusade i'd being attacking a catholic priest

 â„–3390269[Quote]

>>3390266
mad muzzie

 â„–3390270[Quote]

>>3390265
its best served cold

 â„–3390271[Quote]

skibidi we put the rhythm to the tism

 â„–3390272[Quote]

>>3390270
well yes. Cold cuts warm sounds gross

 â„–3390296[Quote]

you gotta use a proper chunk of ham with some decent mass so you can put some force into it and get a good splatter

 â„–3390305[Quote]

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>>3390296
you gotta use… A BOMB

 â„–3390311[Quote]

>>3390305
NO NO NO I DIN'T SAY THAT DON'T RAID MY HOUSE PLEASE

 â„–3390312[Quote]

Don't eat the gabagool grandma it's all fat and nitrates

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>>3390296
i dont want to spend to much money doe. Plus i'd have to do it late

 â„–3390315[Quote]

>>3390311
im calling the RCMP sorry buddy!

 â„–3390317[Quote]

>>3390313
ham is expensive anyway and you'd have to do it late anyway

 â„–3390319[Quote]

dont waste money on owning da muzzies thats so gay
you know poop is free right? and way funnier???

 â„–3390320[Quote]

Literally every brand without a "HALAL" mark

 â„–3390322[Quote]

>>3390320
Theres halal ham?

 â„–3390323[Quote]

just get one of those 1 pound boneless hams from any grocery store

 â„–3390325[Quote]

>>3390322
Maybe?

 â„–3390326[Quote]

>>3390319
But then i would need to wipe my ass afterwards and thats a whole process

 â„–3390328[Quote]

>>3390323
I mean i could just vandalize it o algo.

 â„–3390330[Quote]

>>3390326
i didnt really mean ur poop but i also didnt expect you to have such a hard time wiping your ass

 â„–3390331[Quote]

>>3390328
no that's bad and ham is funnier

 â„–3390332[Quote]

>>3390330
No nigger i'd have to walk home with a unwiped ass and that sucks

 â„–3390333[Quote]

>>3390332
bro. just poop in a bag at home
also horse manure exists

 â„–3390335[Quote]

>ya know that brenton guy is pretty cool, you should do something like what he did, it would be so based and fedpilled

 â„–3390337[Quote]

pooping on buildings is too 'jeet pilled

 â„–3390340[Quote]

>>3390333
nigger how am i supposed to explain to my dad what im gonna do with a bag of my own shit?

 â„–3390341[Quote]

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>>3390337
wasting food and money is worse
>>3390340
ffs its just a bag of poop how can you not hide that

 â„–3390343[Quote]

>>3390335
first of all no second i cant get a gun even if i tried

 â„–3390345[Quote]

>>3390341
it's not a waste if it brings you amusement

 â„–3390346[Quote]

>>3390345
Oh so pigs dying is amusing to you? Wow.

 â„–3390347[Quote]

>>3390345
true true

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>>3390346
we're going to do things to you

 â„–3390351[Quote]

>>3390350
If you cross xim you'll cross me xir

 â„–3390354[Quote]

>>3390350
yes. Canadians arent so friendly when it comes to slf's

 â„–3390356[Quote]

>>3390351
my fault original gangster

 â„–3390358[Quote]

>>3390333
muzzies live in camel piss and shit. that won't faze them, but ham will because they are retarded and think it will make them go to hell

 â„–3390359[Quote]

>>3390358
They will be phased by that bekuz we aren't Hindu xirs

 â„–3390364[Quote]

Maybe i should just leave a note on the door saying we dont want you in my town

 â„–3390367[Quote]

>>3390364
just smash some windows geg

 â„–3390368[Quote]

>>3390367
leave ham juice on the door with the bag and ham on it

 â„–3390369[Quote]

>>3390364
honestly you'd probably get in more trouble if they caught you doing that then the ham

 â„–3390371[Quote]

I really think, if you will throw bacon and ham at them, muslims will use that as an example of discrimination in order to make everyone more cucked

 â„–3390375[Quote]

>>3390369
yeah my parents would be furious

 â„–3390376[Quote]

>>3390371
we're already cucked and we're a dying breed. no time for optics anymore nigger

 â„–3390377[Quote]

>>3390375
I meant legally but yeah that too

 â„–3390378[Quote]

>>3390350
Hnnnnghhhhhh

 â„–3390379[Quote]

>>3390371
They shouldnt be in canada doe. We have catholic schools not islamic schools for a reason

 â„–3390380[Quote]

>>3390378
NO NOT LIKE THAT

 â„–3390383[Quote]

>>3390375
Why would you want everybaldi to know it's you nigger if you are trying to commit crimes you should never let anything that's connected to you be known

 â„–3390385[Quote]

>>3390378
Mogs flay this nigger and throw him into lake ontario

 â„–3390387[Quote]

>>3390383
I was assuming you guys wouldnt snitch but i guess not

 â„–3390388[Quote]


 â„–3390389[Quote]

>>3390383
First requirement for stealth is you'll need to wear gloves. Second, you'll need to wear something that'll blend you in during the time. Third, do it fast and discreet

 â„–3390390[Quote]

>>3390388
im too gigabrain rotted

 â„–3390392[Quote]

>>3390385
Hnnnnghhhhhhhh

 â„–3390393[Quote]

>>3390387
I personally can't do anything about it hell I'm 4 continents away

 â„–3390394[Quote]

>>3390389
He must become a nightcrawler.

 â„–3390396[Quote]

>>3390394
Xir what is a nightcrawler xir

 â„–3390397[Quote]

>>3390389
It's gonna be tricky doe since my parents will notice that im away and will probably piece together that i did it

 â„–3390399[Quote]

>>3390394
I dont think squirming around on my floor is really gonna help me

 â„–3390400[Quote]

>>3390396
a man of the night, born into Stealth.
>>3390399
GEEEG

 â„–3390401[Quote]

>>3390397
i also voice my distain for muzzies and other brownoids

 â„–3390402[Quote]

>>3390397
Do it on times where your parents perceive that it'll be for a completely different reason such as when your friends call you to hang out or when you go out to get some food

 â„–3390403[Quote]

>>3390400
I am a night rapist

 â„–3390404[Quote]

>>3390401
Even mi?

 â„–3390405[Quote]

Not halal mode….

 â„–3390406[Quote]

>>3390402
oh shit thats a great idea! Plus i could bring my friends along to this

 â„–3390407[Quote]

>>3390404
This is really sad…
>>3390397
thats the point of becoming the nightman. you must sneak out, you CANT use a alibi, its too risky

 â„–3390408[Quote]

>>3390404
As long as you stay in Indonesia no

 â„–3390409[Quote]

>>3390406
No, it must be alone, loose lips sink ships

 â„–3390410[Quote]

>>3390407
But what about dayman? I heard he knows karate

 â„–3390412[Quote]

>>3390259 (OP)
Just leave home, pass by a shop where they sell ham and then go there and throw it.
Unless you're retarded you should not get caught.
Maybe throw it from a distance

 â„–3390414[Quote]

>>3390410
its too bright theres no stealth

 â„–3390419[Quote]

>>3390410
You could wear an attire that gives the impression of an anarchist brapper larp like a hoodie and a mask and just quickly leave out the note

 â„–3390421[Quote]

>>3390412
i will keep this in mind for when it gets built. It's gonna take a year or too doe

 â„–3390422[Quote]

>>3390408
What if wypipo became Muslims

 â„–3390424[Quote]

>>3390419
he should do it for israel and make it like zionist larps

 â„–3390425[Quote]

>>3390422
Death on site manye

 â„–3390426[Quote]

>>3390424
holy shit i could actually do that

 â„–3390427[Quote]

>>3390421
nigger they can't get you on much for just throwing ham anyway. if you wanted to fuck up the windows or doors then i would say be more cautious about it

 â„–3390428[Quote]

>>3390424
Warrior of Zion

 â„–3390429[Quote]

>>3390427
That's a little too much doe just a note and maybe a ham would give a message

 â„–3390432[Quote]

i will tell you this. the simplest plan is the best, the less steps the better, the less people the better
complexity only increases your odds of being raped

 â„–3390435[Quote]

>>3390432
You still need to be prepared doe. The execution must be fast but the preparation and support is also a deep part on how it performs and succeed

 â„–3390438[Quote]

>>3390435
the simplicity does not mean it must have poor preparation. they should be scaled accordingly

 â„–3390450[Quote]

>>3390438
Indeed. The most bare of it would be concealment of identity

 â„–3390462[Quote]

>>3390408
Well he does have a year

 â„–3390474[Quote]

>>3390462
What does he mean by this

 â„–3390475[Quote]

Inb4 Canadian intelligence 'nishes garfield for xer's hate crime

 â„–3390479[Quote]

Do it at a synagogue instead nuswa

 â„–3390480[Quote]

>>3390475
CSIS sucks and the RCMP too. they can take their hate crime squads and shove them up their asses they suck at their jobs

 â„–3390484[Quote]

>>3390474
Garfield said the mosque will be finished in a year
see >>3390421

 â„–3390490[Quote]

>>3390484
Oh sorry I'm blind xir



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