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Alright, hit me. What's the gayest thing you've done today?

I couldn't access a toilet this morning and squirmed in pain for hours as I was anally brutalized by a turd of steel. It was harder than usual because I had oatmeal with psyllium husk the morning before and didn't hydrate properly. It hurt on the way out and I think I may have torn something.

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>pooping is gay theory

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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kuz. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kuz. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

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>>3385595
You weren't there. It felt like I was being raped.

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I haven't done anything gay

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Gayest thing I've done today is probably opening this site, theres always fags here.

 â„–3385612[Quote]

i pooped

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>What's the gayest thing you've done today?
gooned to femjanny, next question

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Yesterday because it's morning where i live
Read yaoi

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 â„–3385642[Quote]

kill everyone itt and op



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