Learn jewish magic from the sorcerer rabbi Shekelstein

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Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:55:20 №3380659 [Quote]

Learn jewish magic from the sorcerer rabbi Shekelstein

Scob cftyrXHP 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:56:41 №3380663 [Quote]

>>3380659 (OP)
Magic is sinful in my religion.

Scob Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:57:24 №3380665 [Quote]

Teach me

Chud cftyrXHP 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:58:02 №3380667 [Quote]

In yours too. See Exodus 22:18

Prince_Narcissist!!dXaqigavtk 5wgJzPVe 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:58:11 №3380668 [Quote]

the only thing I dont believe is, that its free…

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:58:22 №3380669 [Quote]

>>3380665
I will teach you spells depending on your request

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:58:49 №3380670 [Quote]

>>3380667
Hashem yavorach gave me a special pass

IS doctoooos 44O3^r^C 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:59:16 №3380672 [Quote]

>>3380669
i want a spell to make foids love me

IS doctoooos 44O3^r^C 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:59:33 №3380673 [Quote]

>>3380667
jesus said its okay because we are doing it

Chud cftyrXHP 05/13/26 (Wed) 18:59:50 №3380674 [Quote]

>>3380672
That is evil manipulation. The right wompa will not necessitate a spell.

Scob cftyrXHP 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:00:14 №3380676 [Quote]

>>3380673
No? At least not to my awareness

Scob Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:00:28 №3380677 [Quote]

>>3380669
I want to get a long beard

Prince_Narcissist!!dXaqigavtk 5wgJzPVe 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:00:33 №3380678 [Quote]

>>3380669
slvm vrvd'r, vystv t'k' fvn ysr'l?

Chud Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:00:49 №3380679 [Quote]

>>3380676
He's baiting you

IS doctoooos 44O3^r^C 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:00:57 №3380680 [Quote]

>>3380676
he did he massaged me on the gram he cool wit it

NormansVVON weNzVtMF 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:01:14 №3380681 [Quote]

Rabbi Shekelstein, how do I get the goyim to be my faithful golems?

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:03:58 №3380693 [Quote]

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>>3380672
Heres the spell

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:04:24 №3380694 [Quote]

>>3380681
Oh you just have to convert to Judaism for that no need for spells

And yes you have to cut it

Scob Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:04:35 №3380695 [Quote]

>>3380693
I'm trying this

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:04:45 №3380696 [Quote]

>>3380677
Then grow one stupid goy

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:05:06 №3380698 [Quote]

>>3380695
You have to pronounce it 100% correctly in order for it to work

Prince_Narcissist!!dXaqigavtk 5wgJzPVe 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:05:44 №3380700 [Quote]

>>3380694
you cant convert, conversions mean bupkis

NormansVVON weNzVtMF 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:05:47 №3380701 [Quote]

>>3380694
I thought you couldn't convert, if I asked nicely would they let me?
Also do I have to get my penis sucked by the rabbi too or is just circumcision fine?

Chud Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:06:14 №3380703 [Quote]

>>3380696
I want one asap though

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:06:54 №3380707 [Quote]

>>3380701
You have to go threw some stuff like remembering some of the tanakh my mother had to too

And yes you only have to circumsize

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:07:21 №3380710 [Quote]

>>3380703
Than learn how to pronounce it correctly
Maybe if you pay me ill spell it out for you

Scob Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:07:59 №3380714 [Quote]

>>3380710
Can I get a discount?

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:08:15 №3380715 [Quote]

>>3380714
No nigga

Scob 2pYrn8ts 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:08:29 №3380716 [Quote]

netanyahu is this you?

Chud Qv^vBKXO 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:08:37 №3380718 [Quote]

hello mr shekelberg can i have some fucking money please

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:09:02 №3380724 [Quote]

>>3380716
Maybe
>>3380718
Haha no

Chud Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:09:15 №3380726 [Quote]

>>3380715
I'm your master therefore I order you to give me a discount

IS doctoooos 44O3^r^C 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:10:45 №3380733 [Quote]

>>3380693
it worked i fucked everyones mama by many thank you hashem for not make me a slave thank you hashem for not making me a goy thank you hashem for not making me a women

Schlomo Shekelstein WJU2ksYg 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:10:52 №3380734 [Quote]

>>3380726
Hashem told me you're a delusional goy who will die a horrible death in a few years

NormansVVON weNzVtMF 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:12:42 №3380741 [Quote]

>>3380726
>trying to get a discount from a jew
Do goyim really? You should know there is absolutely no chance that will happen.

Prince_Narcissist!!dXaqigavtk 5wgJzPVe 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:12:54 №3380742 [Quote]

>>>3380715
>I'm your master therefore I order you to give me a discount
Meshuggeneh…

Scob Rbi2svJ5 05/13/26 (Wed) 19:13:23 №3380743 [Quote]

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