retarded xitter hypotheticalEveryone in the world is transported into a private room that only they are in. No one is allowed (or able to) contact anyone. In this room are 2 buttons, red and blue respectively. If you choose the blue button, you only li

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Chud fwNlJ3hx [VPN] 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:28:22 №3337227 [Quote]

retarded xitter hypothetical
Everyone in the world is transported into a private room that only they are in. No one is allowed (or able to) contact anyone.
In this room are 2 buttons, red and blue respectively. If you choose the blue button, you only live if over 50% the worlds population chooses the blue button. Otherwise, you, and everyone else who chose the blue button, will die.
If you choose the red button, nothing happens, and you live regardless.
What button do you press?

WicklowFrog!!FVL6mVUevE GCYQRl3l 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:29:01 №3337228 [Quote]

>>3337227 (OP)
Red. Anything else is retarded

Chud fwNlJ3hx [VPN] 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:29:29 №3337229 [Quote]

>>3337228
i say dis
a lot of people dont for some retarded reason

moidslayer!!gvylf0pdGc dwWm5g7U 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:29:33 №3337230 [Quote]

we moved on from this like a week ago btw

Baroobkek!!Vl7TbG4MyE N4wHOaj! [VPN] 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:31:42 №3337234 [Quote]

Posted it again award

Scob pVqFHpHX 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:34:47 №3337237 [Quote]

"Would you rather have 5$ or lung cancer" ass question. Though it does not surprise me at all that half the xitter chose the death gamble 3000 button to satisfy their sucidial empathy virtue signalling needs since it apparently "saves lives" unlike the red button.

p.s. posted it like 2 weeks too late award

Chuk Vxfg7ipp 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:35:08 №3337240 [Quote]

>>3337227 (OP)
Accthually both are a side of le same coin and equally hecking Evil

Chud fwNlJ3hx [VPN] 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:35:18 №3337241 [Quote]

>>3337237
i waited for the wine to ferment before tasting it

Chud fwNlJ3hx [VPN] 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:36:57 №3337245 [Quote]

NEW QUESTION: If you pres the red button you have to have sex with nabubu

moidslayer!!gvylf0pdGc dwWm5g7U 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:50:57 №3337279 [Quote]

>>3337245
if you insist

moidslayer!!gvylf0pdGc dwWm5g7U 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:51:12 №3337280 [Quote]

jkjk

Scob 0Zy5Iv6s 05/05/26 (Tue) 09:51:47 №3337281 [Quote]