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ninja is still talking about the low taper fade meme in NOVEMBER 😭🙏💀
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Lil Bro's philosophy: Operation Highjump was really about fighting aryan ice warriors hiding at the poles ❄️💀🗿🤣

Bro's wildest secret: Hans Kammler didn’t die but disappeared into aryan secret time-travel experiment ⏳💀😂

Lil Bro's revelation: Ahnenerbe archaeologists were unlocking portals to ancient demonic realms 💀⚡️⚡️🗿

Lil Bro's wacky theory: the gas chambers were designed as demonic gateways to enslave souls for a future Reich resurrection 💀☠️😈🗿

Bro’s next-level theory: Otto Rahn was hunting the Holy Grail to harness its power for the Nazi occult 🏺💀😹😂

Bro's terrifying take: Adolf Eichmann was involved in a secret Nazi program to clone the Führer and continue the Reich underground 💀😈🗿💀

Bro's twisted sigma theory: Reinhard Heydrich wasn't just "The Butcher of Prague," but was trying to summon ancient blood gods through mass genocide 💀☠️😈🗿

Bro's darkest sigma theory: Josef Mengele’s human experiments were part of an occult ritual to create a master race through forbidden science 💀🗿😈☠️

Bro's unique take: : Rudolf Hess was on a secret mission to make a peace pact with the Nordic aliens to win World War II 👽💀🗿🤣

Bro's newest revelation: the Thule Society was trying to tap into ancient Norse gods to create a super-race 💀🗿💀😹

Bro's horrifying belief: Hans Frank was secretly using black magic to bind the souls of millions to a Nazi afterlife army! 😈💀🗿☠️

Bro's disturbing claim: Believing the Lebensborn program was a front for breeding Aryan superchildren with extraterrestrial DNA 👶🛸💀😈

Bro’s hidden history take: Karl Maria Wiligut was channeling ancient Aryan ancestors to rewrite history 📜💀🗿☠️
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MEMPHIS NIGGAS SCARE DA POLICE
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ITT rate animals on how fuckable they are
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original thread was deleted
so anyways
what is my sis reading???
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I AM ENTERING FUCKING CRASHOUT MODE
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Put that Cookie down
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>CEMENT DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE
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Skibidi phonk

Sup /ohio/ i made a skibidi edit troll face music
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Talking Tom is an ESL indian
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Ohio-duel me betas
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When it has Still Water + German Stare + Adrenaline with Noradrenaline + Going Crazy + Sigma + Alpha + Crashout Mode + Roblox Exploits + 'P
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Uncanny thread

Today i woke up! Time to start off this beatiful day with a glass of milk!
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this website is incomprensible blud 😂
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Skiii Toilet Good
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Any tips on how to start trans maxing?
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You can apparently juke the "system" and tell it to move threads.
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bring me to ohio c0e7
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HAWK TUAH! Repeat that class.
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haw TUAH sang THICK OF IT (KSI) 👀
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Add /twk/ - Those Who Know
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OHIODUEL ME
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Alex bird
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Alex bird
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another dead board
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skibidi mario is SHARTY. CULTURE.
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Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
You're so skibidi
You're so Fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma
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Made a gem edit

Ngl , I think it's pretty gemmy
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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>ababa

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>caca we are born so,y
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<if donald trump c,a and came to your house like this wwyd
what would you <do
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>Nusoypoodookies hate coinslot now
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JANNIES DONT DELETE THIS
soyteens of soyjack.sharty… please do me the honor of rating my outfit 1 through 10!!!
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Make me a developer for this site!
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EVERY "SOYTEEN" NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS

This is the most cringest and most unfunniest site ever

No normal person would find you people or your shitty funny.

That's why this site is obscure and will never become mainstream. This site only attracts trannys, pedophiles and chronically online autistic people that get made fun at in school without them knowing. It's just weird how you 'teens try to force sharty culture ever when normal people would find that shit just weird autistic and confusing.

Hell even qway, the board this site was originally from was slightly funny even though it was horrible as my time using it

This site however is just actual brainrot. This site can literally mess up your mind if you stay here long enough with weird soyjaks.

Also your "raids" are completely meaningless. All you niggas do is just raid some random app or site nobody in this world would know about and call it a "epic gemmy qa victory" like are you niggas seriously not ashamed of yourselves?

If you're trying to quit this site, get out while you can and maybe find something enjoyable to do or join another community do you can stop going into this shitty site, before your brain just gets messed up from this site.
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Gadagediga Save With Like And Subscribe
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ohio or nebraska?
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WHATCHA SAY BOUT THE SKIBIDI TOILET HUH? SO UNSIGMA!
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>trans girls le bad even tho giant girly cock
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666
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have you ever notice its the nice guys who crack first when there push to far.
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DR NIGGER IS COMING TO OHIO
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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>Jew: exist
<Adolf Hitler: and I took that personally
^allied powers: are you sure about that
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*turns into packgod* 💀💀💀: MAN SHUT YOUR FRIGGITY FRIGGING AHH UP LIL BRO YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

ohio gronk sigma trollge: nahhhh 💀💀🥶🥶 you deadahh a jellybean stan and dream stan lil blud 💀💀💀👽👽👽 your not sigma pluh 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

*both turn into the skibidi sigma*: 💀💀 WE WILL GIVE YOU A VIBE CHECK IN OHIO 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

*lowtiergod sigma thunder*: 💀💀💀💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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WHEN ME AND THE BLUDS SAY SI PAPI IN CLAS LIKE JEFFY FROM SML AND GET IN TROUBE
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hi im Protokleki does this happen to you too?

>be me
>Protokleki, 16, high school dweeb
>have crush on Miss Circle, math teacher
>denying it hard because why tf would I like a teacher?

>heart races every time she hands back assignments tho

>enter Satoko
>overweight Mexican dude
>speaks in broken English and ends every sentence with "o algo"
>constantly talking about Friday Night Funkin' and "the Jarty"
>everyone thinks he's obsessed with himself
>actually convinced he’s the main character of the universe

>Pepe, smug laughing frog

>never stops laughing, especially at me
>I'm the prime target of his amusement

>one day in class

>Miss Circle looking extra fine in her floral dress
>trying to solve a math problem on the board
>nervous as heck, sweating bullets
>Pepe starts laughing from the back of the class
>"Hahaha, Protokleki, you look like you’re about to pass out, bro!"

>Satoko chimes in

>"Protokleki, you like Miss Circle, no? O algo"
>face turns red, deny everything
>"No way, dude, she's just a teacher!"
>Miss Circle hears the commotion
>walks over, looks at me with those big, intelligent eyes
>"Is everything alright, Protokleki?"
>heart skips a beat, manage to squeak out a "yes"
>class goes on

>Satoko lets out a massive fart

>smells like death and tortillas
>everyone gagging, including Miss Circle
>Pepe loses it, falls out of his chair laughing
>Satoko acts like nothing happened
>"What? It’s natural, o algo."

>after class

>Pepe corners me in the hallway
>"You know, you should just tell her, man. It'd be hilarious."
>tell him to buzz off, not about to humiliate myself like that

>Satoko waddles over

>"Protokleki, come to the Jarty tonight! Maybe Miss Circle will be there, o algo."
>Pepe dying laughing again
>ignore them both, head home

>lay in bed thinking about Miss Circle

>hate myself for having this stupid crush
>but also can't stop imagining her smile

>next day at school

>Satoko gives me an invite to the Jarty
>it's just a poorly drawn crayon picture of him surrounded by stick figures
>Pepe sees it and bursts out laughing again
>almost tear it up but something stops me
>maybe, just maybe, Miss Circle will be there

>show up at the Jarty

>Satoko’s basement, smells like old pizza and fart
>no sign of Miss Circle
>just Satoko trying to rap battle everyone in FNF and losing badly

>Pepe shows up, smirking as usual

>"Hey Protokleki, enjoy the Jarty?"
>consider leaving but stay out of spite

>Satoko starts talking about his latest FNF mods

>no one cares but he keeps going
>"I am best rapper, o algo."

>night drags on, no Miss Circle

>Satoko challenges me to a rap battle
>can't back out now
>somehow win, Satoko looks stunned

>Pepe is laughing so hard he can't breathe

>"Protokleki, you're a legend!"

>feel a bit better, maybe not such a loser after all

>still have crush on Miss Circle, but whatever

>next day in class

>Miss Circle asks if anyone did anything fun over the weekend
>Satoko raises his hand
>"We had a Jarty, o algo. Protokleki was there!"

>class snickers, Miss Circle smiles

>catch her eye, she winks at me
>heart skips a beat again

>maybe school isn't so bad after all
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BOIII WHAT U GAE KID SAY ABOUT PHONK MAH BOIS WILL TROLFACE CRASHOUT ON YOU I AINT EVEN AFRAID TO USE CURSE WORDS BOIII
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iykyk
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sticking out your GYATT for the rizzler
You're so Skibidi, you're so Fanum Tax
I just wanna be your Sigma
Freaking come here give me ohio
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500 replies to ban soyjaks

If this thread gets 500 replies soyjaks are banned from /soy/
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if you move this you went to diddy’s baby oil freak off parties
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Gegagedigedagedago won
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Girl: Gooning is cringe
Me: NAH WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT GOONING
My bro: English or spanish
Casoh: NAH JIT TRIPPIN, ONLY IN OHIO!!!
The class: Hawk tuah, and ju papi munyonyo on that thang
Those who know: 💀💀
100 replies for part 2
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aryan log
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uncanny thread

you gooned to: Didn't goon.
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hawk tuah
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ROFL 🤣
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hawk tuah site.
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aryantoilets

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>Gegagedigedagedago
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new 'toss
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>they are eating the dogs
only in ohio
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ok now finally i can let out my thoughts
Little bro-ington is really into quantum physics😂😂I'm a pedophile child-predator sex offender💀
Call me Mr.Minecraft cause I be crafting diamonds🤑🤑Call me PeanutButterBoy55 the way I be streaming🤤🤤Yo massive shoutout to pedophiles no cap nigga😏😏Yo chat is he geeking off that hendog😏 All my opps
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BOII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK
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ohio

ohio
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Diiiip diip dippp diiip
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New toss
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The pomni cosplayer in this media piece is CRAFTED BY GODS for my Big Soyteen Penis
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SIGMA TROLL FACE

SIGMA TROLL FACE
https://youtu.be/yDqq2RhFO2M
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hawk tuah enjoyers 🗿🤝🗿 gay haters
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
100 replies for part 2
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Yo froot, bring back ️/ohio/️, and dissappear /a/
Ayoooo froot, I got an offer, the jack of all trades even:

put >>>/ohio/ (sigma board) back at the top bar

‍♀️Destroy‍♀️ >>>/a/ (reddit and 4cuck gooning board) because nobody uses it

It's a win win scenario bro, take it, or you ain't got rizz

Spadeson ## mod, you better convince my blud froot to do this, do it for the hood
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ohio
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Loud house discussion bread
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Why is the Jonkler, does he stupid?
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Not on the top bar award
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first
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im posting one of those worst week things don't mind it
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XD
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🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch 🅱️itch
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dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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bluds from OHIO HEYLL NAH BRUH SKIBIDI AHH RIZZ
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rest in power Hubert
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ohio
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Skibidi Ohio people be like: hawk tuah on that Skibidi yes yes!
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!!!SEVERE WEATHER ALERT FOR GREENSBORO NC!!!

>be me

>5'5 autistic male with a stable warehouse job


> breaker trips and i accidentally brush against a live wire


> HERE LIES CARL HARTMAN, BELOVED HSBAND AND SOCIAL ENGINEER


2003-2015

GOD REST HIS SOUL
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Sigma

Skibidi toilet: English or Spanish? Whoever hawk tuahs first is beta
Hawk tuah girl:hawk tuah
Skibidi toilet: BLUD IS OHIO
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sex👏and👏gender👏are👏not👏the👏same
trans👏rights👏are👏human👏rights
trans👏women👏are👏women
trans👏men👏are👏men
protect👏trans👏kids
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TRΑΝS RIGHTS
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skibidi rizz
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ONLY IN OHIO OOOOOOH
ONLY IN OHIO OOOOOOH
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school gyatt: ENGLISH OR SPANISH
no one:
not even hawk tuah girl:
quiet kid:

(edit: thanks for 1 quote)
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only in ohio
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Michigan MOGS
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Me and Chud were hungry so we went down to the Chung Tuah!
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Aw hell naw no way this board exists 💀💀😭😂😭💀 only in Ohio 🗿💀
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test
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We are so back
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soooooooooooooot make /ts/ (tom sings) board NOWWWWWWWWW
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sigma
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>Moved to >>>/qa/340094.
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Tom sings is ARYAN MEDIA
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move this thread to ohio janjans
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Jannies PLEASE if you see this with your bare eyes spying at us PLEEEEEEASE move this thread to ohio IM ON MY KNEES PLEAS
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Move this to ohio please
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Test
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toss
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.
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new toss
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Gadagediga Save With Like And Subscribe
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Gadagediga Save With Like And Subscribe
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Gadagediga Save With Like And Subscribe
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z
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OHIO IS BAAAAAACK
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GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
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Gegagedigedagedago i been marry a long time ago
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goofy ahh devil soy woah jack in ohio ??????☠?☠
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Gordon Freeman from ohio
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only in ohio
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/ohio/ has been passed away
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>442oons
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>mfw she got that 10/10 latina GYATTTTT 😂😂😂
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>2b15
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How do i get my sister out of girl scouts?
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cat from ohio
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angy
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gman caught slippin 💀💀💀❗❗
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Mods moved my gemmy thread to a dead board again
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SKIBIDI IS SHARTY CULTURE
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💀 only in ohio dis board be
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test

larp group
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farting is from Ohio
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Soytan - Jake's girlfriend.
Jake - being the oldest of the three, he's naturally the calmest. Doesn't hang out with his buddies anymore, preferring Soytan's company.
Nate - the sped. Diagnosed with ADHD and borderline. Put on meds in childhood, stopped taking them since 2022. Takes heroin and krokodil.
Sean - always high, /x/ user and a self-proclaimed mysticist. Often says criptic shit and never explains it. A comedy genius.
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new 'toss
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>mfw I see a 10 out of 10 latina gyatt:
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My friend called me a communist as a joke but i think everyone heard and now consider me a commie
I dont want to be remembered as that commie fag but rather as that chud
What do i do
>Inb4 janny moves it
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Ohio win on endchan
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/BN/ #7 - BLACK NATIONALISM GENERAL

[GREAT REPLACEMENT EDITION]

>What is /BN/?

/BN/ is a containment general for racial discussion - Black Nationalism, Racial issues, Black Hebrew Israelism, nation of Islam, Hotep, Reparations, and Great Replacement, etc.
>Are wignats allowed?
Yes but be prepared to face some SCHALORS, WHITEBOY!

4/19/23 BLACK NEWS
-Subversive Jewish-Polish company debuts an ad with two white women holding a Black man with obvious implications
-Marvel debuts AVENGERS: Kangs, directed by Steven Spielberg set to come on Black History Month, 2025
-Candace Owens redpills conservatards on allied war crimes against Germany on Xitter, promoting the meltdown of Poles, Bolsheviks, and zionists
-Scientists and scholars from LeBron James' university construct a model of what the sphinx would've looked like when BLACKS RULED before napoleon chopped off they nose.
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goofy ahh woahjack animation
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Test
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clanka
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THE GEM THAT WILL SAVE THE SOYSPHERE
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HA CHA CHA!
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Tranny Shows in Ohio 💀:https://youtu.be/uPWAYRJqG60?si=Wmo1E9jLhCycvl-Q
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I'm from Ohio, AMA
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Greencels are uppity lately
Can't accept that their women are bvilt for BHC
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This message

was sent by a school computer
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frooty goofy ah 💀 no rizz self 😭 never changed the defualt name to blud ☠☠ 🗣boiwatdahellboi🔊
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IGMA SKIBIDI TOLIET FROM OHIO????????
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What do woah jacks in ohio look like?
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skibidi toilet in ohio💀💀💀😹😹😹😹😹😹
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WHY IS CAPTCHA STILL HERE 💀💀💀
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OHIO RIZZLER💀💀 NAHHH TOP GGGGGGG 😂😂 TOP G RIZZ BRAAAAA 💯 100 LEVEL 10 OHIO GYAT ☠☠ HE GOT THE INDOMITABLE RIZZLER SPIRT IN HIM 🤯🤯
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POST THE ROOT SHOWER COPYPASTA NOWWWWWW
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sigmas won.
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I use to jerk off to ӱuri Ҡuznetsо̄v. When I was about 14 I LOVED Ҡuz, I was on every website he had and bought his services he had. One day I was browsing Ҡо̄lӱmaNET website when all of a sudden the photo of Ҡuz turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my small Willy and start jerking off to Ҡuz. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That photo of Ҡuz was so hot and those big eyebrows were some gems. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
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/ohio/ fell off
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new brainrot gem just dropped
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STOP FILTERING NIGGА, BWС AND BBС YOU FUCKING BITCH
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where /cafe/

why did you remove the femdom board?
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>>161771
Its ok timmy, go play with your nintendo until you calm down
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New 'rvthnvke
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namefagging and posting in an identifiable manner thread
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It's April Fool's Day. If you haven't found your fool yet then I got some bad news.
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>the shooter was searching martha speaks porn
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Andrew Tate taught me to be an Alpha, Adin Ross taught me how to be entertaining, Kai cenat taught me how to talk to girls, Neon taught me to be resilient, Fanum taught me how to take what's rightfully mine, Ishowspeed taught me how to release my wild side thank you all…
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Gave bro a vitamin C pill and told him it was a perc 😭😭💀💀
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Only in ohio
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TROLLS WILL BE ARRESTED
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FIRST WARNING
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Do you ever feel like we got the short end of the stick being men? I mean look at this, women get to be cute and express themselves whenever they want and get attention. Men still have to just do whatever "society" aka women want. It's bullshit. Anyway discuss your position in society as a man itt.
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Just quit 4chan in exchange for this site. Don't make me regret it
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do you guys even fw me any more
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Rating games by BLACKED potential

A hat in time: ♠️♠️♠️♠️
Omori: ♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️
Zelda: ♠️♠️♠️♠️
Mario: ♠️♠️♠️
Kerbal Space Program: ♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️
FNAF: ♠️♠️
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Skibidi Toilet edits in Ohio be like💀
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Me when i see p
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test
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>>6649936
OP here I'm trans btw
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sigma male skibidi slicers
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nigga ohio
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leave while you still can 

pepechan is in development and we're gonna destroy the imageboard space with how good it is >/pol/-focused
>dedicated to smashing ZOG
>in-house CSAM detection so kikes can't shut us down >soyjaks, anime etc banned
planned boards: /trump/, /pepe/, /games/, /groyper/, /memes/
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Hello Neighbour board.
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Bro is built like a 1x1 lego brick 💀
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new 'kibidi
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beanz
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Can I get permabanned? It would be best for me.
I'm a 'corder or something btw
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skibidi gyatt in ohio has rizz like a sigma who 1 2 buckled my shoe 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Test

Test.
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nahhhh nigga think he got opps with skibidi toilet 💀💀💀
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nahhhh who let this little nate fucker in treasure island bruhhh 💀💀💀💀
blud is not the main character of this bone chilling ahh fnaf fan game 😭😭💀💀💀
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angeleno add me as moddddddd

Angeleno we can contact each other and I cen be like a backend dev or something like idk idk i would need to learn everything about that kind of stuff and i havent even learnt python, but unless??? idk tho it could work if i did trial and error but lmao it would cost so much money but if i did i would probably do it in a way where it would be amazing for the later part because of my experience, and i am also loyal so that would mean i would do it often. but i have schoool and i dont wanna be there but i really need to because i "need to study for a job" even though this is le job haha heh but this could be sooo ohio rizzler male if you let me do it like im not like nasa level backend developer but i could do it if you want or something like that… yeah. but if you want me to do some front-end developing like css and shit i could do that, i could design themes and also improve ui that would be so amazing and i would love to do so!!! also heres my cv, im born in 1889 and died in 1945 and i couldve gotten education in an art school but these idots decided to say no even though my paintings were great.. btw my name is adolf and my last name is hitler… not that that matters.. but im homeless now and i would really like a job at soyjak.party incorporated, please help me get job please angeleno and root and froot and soot and pedo and maximov and doll pleasseeeee and admin thrembo
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what is blud cooking? ????????
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How do you feel about the /OHIO/ takeover by this gemmy Siivagunner parody. I was involved in it and I hope this will inspire you to come and help us make High Quality Rips.
(le reddit space)
Download the album here:https://mega.nz/folder/k2l3xJJC#UhCNz3owzZPiMwpZGaos1g
Watch the rips here:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcfo91kydcreYHVdBmN3H5VRCHOIQv1KW
Join the thread here:https://soyjak.party/qa/thread/166013.html#166557
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>kill yourself obsessed faggot
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>>>>>>>to the surprise of absolutely nobody
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how to become a sigma?????????
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HA CHA CHA!
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nahhhh someone get him some milk, he yapping over palestine or something ??????????
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OHIO TAKEOVER
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aww hell naw goofy ahh cuck sluts
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do jannies listen to this on their shift?
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AW HELL NAH GIRLS VS BOYS REAL???? ???
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?????

? Blud's secret got exposed ?
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<She is trans girl!
>Who can i hook her up?
<Just believe in yourself buddy, woman love bad ones… you know what i mean…
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I saw froot in gyatemala, jit ain't mewing at all ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
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only in ohio?????

whatt da heeeil
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They got the squid games in ohio ?
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==naww blud thinks he springtrap ?????=
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OH HELLS NAHH MANE THEY TURNES MY NOGGER GORG FOYD STONE IN OHIO, NIGLETS WHAT DE HEILLL
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Oklahoma test
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Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november wojak literally 1984 foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy incredible theodore john kaczynski social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon one in a krillion hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson edit coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling
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WHos gettin' best 'ead doe?
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move this thread to ohio
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Where da submissions for da /ohio/ takeover cuh ?
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why is there an /ohio/ and not an /indiana/, /michigan/ etc?
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Plays_Lucas

i just realized that if you are flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire, you should have blue in your pockets because ice cream doesnt have bones
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>NAHH KYREE BITCHASS NIGGA PUTTING WEED IN MY DRINK, KYREE I WILL SELL YOU TO THE COBALT MINES IN OHIO FOR PUTTING DIENIGGERIA IN MY DRINK
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Why do crackers live like this? Why are crackers so primitive?
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bruh what is up with wypipo ???
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nice board
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/spice/
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memes general
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i got drip
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i got drip
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Poke-ACK operation is a failed operation.

What faggot decided to make some tranny icon character into some “based alt right sigma red pilled character” by adding everything nazi related and pagan related into it. Definitely meaning that this is operation is run by newGODs because i can tell how retarded they act and how they run this stupid fucking shit. One little faggot who looked at moon man. A character who’s been turned into an alt right in a detailed way on 4cuck’s /pol/ board or some fucking internet user who thought it was funny to make it popular or whatever. Said to themselves that.
>OMG IS THAT MOON MAN? HE’S SOOOOO BASED!!! MAYBE IF I MAKE A RANDOM TRANNY CHARACTER WHOSE A ICON OF TRANSGENDERISM RUN BY CHINKS/GOOKS IN JAPAN TURN INTO A LE HECKING BASED ALT RIGHT ICON BY ADDING EVERYTHING NAZI GERMANY RELATED INCLUDING THE ISRAEL HAMAS WAR (WHICH NOBODY GAVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT IT AFTER 2023 ENDED) AND IT WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOO GEMMMMMYYYYY LIKE MY SHIT NUVARIANTS LIKE THE LE HECKING ORIGINAL SOYJAK BUT LIKE HIS FACE IS LE HECKING BEHIND HIS HEAD (WHICH IS FORCED BY 1 FAGGOT) AND MANY MORE SHITJAKS LIKE THE TURKGARIAN/POLACK WHO DREW BOYFRIEND FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN! INTO A NIGGER! OH MY GOODDD I LOVE TURKGARIA EVEN DOE TURKGARIA IS A UGLY TURKROACH NATION WHILE IT SEETHES AT SHITDONIA WHICH IS INHABITED BY ALBANIANS WHICH CAUSED A LE HECKING WAR IN 2001!!
Seriously. My grandfather fought in WW2 in the pacific. And in Korea. And i fucking wished he killed more chinks because i hope one of those chinks grandfather’s son doesn’t create a 90’s boy show called “Pokemon” And better yet. I fucking wished we nuke Tokyo like the two other shitty japanese cities.
Just give up at this point because im sick and tired of this nonsensical bullshit by turning a random fucking animal into adding everything nazi related in it because it’s fucking the same shit we do on this fucking site and im FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF IT.
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niggerstone
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Should I take my weekly shower?

Im really enjoying how my sweaty ballsack smell is developing this time
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Last
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ohioohioohioohioohioohioohioohioohio
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BLACK HAWK /rg/ Revolutionary General

whatever fine.

>CIA IS BAD

>CIA SHOULD DIE
>CIA IS EVIL


>we dont need the cia niggers


>blog where i post about my plan to destroy CIA https://blackhawk14.blogspot.com/

>How do I make nitroglycerin, Maaarge?
>https://zlibrary-global.se/
Official Z-Library page with every single e-book you can imagine. Search Benson Ragnar, Anarchist Book, 2083 European Declaration of Independence (guides), A Laboratory History of Chemical Warfare Agents, Black Book Companion - State-Of-The-Art Improvised Munitions, Mujahideen-Explosive-Book, Revised_Black_Book-_A_Guide_To_Field-Manufactured_Explosives_William_Wallace.
You can find any book you want, of course as long as you know the name. There is a limit of how many books you can download per name, however you can still use the name to search your browser which will likely give you a result. However, working with organic chemistry requires skill and there are some knowledge that needs to be learnt beforehand. For example, nitrofuel works best when the fertilizer prills are soaked for long similar to beans. If the prills have too many pours it will ruin it, because think it's like extra volume in the ammonia that isn't used for anything, so it is better off being cut into smaller pieces. Alluminium can increase the density similar to clay for dynamite.

Of course, all these books I've mentioned are LEGAL and are produced from legal juridistical international physical names. I am seriouus fr.

Z-Library also has book libaries
wwhich means that a person can make his own list of books to read publicaclly. If it was like a year ago I would probably have plently of time to make my own, now though after my experience with alt right. I feel it is better for a person to put effort themselvse than handing shit to them that they don't want. I might make a folder eventually, but I know it is buzzword of text noise if no one wants to study these things.

Chemistry is complex. But unless you're making some mindfuckery shit or inventing something new, you should be able to stick to instructions.



Are you a human with free will or are you slave?

Slaves admire complexity. And enjoy mediocre enslavement to others all over them. Slave doesn't exist.
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BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
!BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
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NIGGER TOILET IN OHIO AHHHHHHHH
NIGGER TOILET IN OHIO AHHHHHHH
NIGGA TOILET
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ruler of ohio
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Test
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ITS BEGGINING TO LOOK A GYATT LIKE RIZZMAS
HERE IN OHIO
MY FORTNITE SKILLS ARE CRACKED
AND LOOKS, THEY ARE SO MAXXED!
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A GYATT LIKE RIZZMAS!
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sdsf
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jak him

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TM0zg64yMvk
do philipinos really have this shit in the middle of their cities?
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You heard that, chudcel?
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I'M DYING ???????
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>>>/qa/241540
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THE STORY OF HOW SHREK AND AMOEGUS TRIED TO STEAL MY ?️EANS & RICKROLL ME AT 3AM ????

HELLO /SOY/ WHEN I WAS SLEEPING AT 3AM BEANOS CAME OUT OF MY DRYWALL AND SAID “Y?️U WANT SOME LEAN AND A SPRITE CRANBERRY?” SO I DRANK IT AND FELT THE URGE TO FARD LIKE I TOOK LE ?️EANS ?????

I FARDED AND THEN SHREK CAME OUT OF MY FLOOR AND SAID “SOME?️ODY ONCE TOLD ME IM RICK ASTELY” AND RICKROLLED ME LIKE SANIC ?????
I WAS SO HECCIN CHONKED AT THAT STATEMENT I CALLED AMONG US AND HE SAID “yes hello im the imposter from among us” AND SPAWNED HAVING AN EPIC BATTLE WHILE OBAMA AND TRUMP BEATBOXED WEL?️OME OLD

I WAS CRUSHED BY ELM?️ FROM SESAME STREET AND ASKED ?️ETER CONVENIENTLY FROM ?️ESIDE HIM

“Hey ?️eter”

“Yes Elmo from sesame street”

“Spell whom'st've'how'mn'stve't” ???????

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*ebic fard sound effect as Elmo hands me choccy milk uwu* ?

IT WAS LE LONG FIGHT, LONGER THAN Y?️ DADDY IN ?️ED. AT THE END AMONG US DID A “GABE LE DOG BLAST” AND SHREK TURNED TO BELLE DELPHINE BATH WATER.

THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL STORY, TRULY A CINEMATIC MASTER?️IECE. BUT WHO WAS JELLY?️EAN⁉️⁉️ ?????


ONLY IN OHIO ?????????????
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i promise this is not 'P, don't worry just click
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.
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So now we’re getting the 4cuck twitter like farm treatment, when are we doxxing tulpa
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only in ohio
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when you get caught tryin to steal gary's used maxi pads so you get on that type timin wit spongebob to apologise ☠☠☠☠☠
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sharty marriage general

/shartymarriage/
You can get married here with fellow sharty users
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'kibidi had it's 1 year anniversary today
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i'm moving to ohio guys see you later
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Cincinnati niggas………..
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<*Automated response 975489330*
>*Automated response 556557360*
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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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Good morning teens, what are your plans for today?
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>Niggers in ohio woah-oh
>Niggers in ohio woah-oh
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Soy Vey!

JANNIES, PLEASE DONT MOVE THIS THREAD OK?
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I'm from ohio
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L rizz bruh :skull:
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dead boards in ohio be like ????? like bro be alive ??
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Trans rights are human rights.
All zoomers believe this.
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don pollo from ohio bruh
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We must secure the existence of skibidi people and a future for gyatt soyjaks

Because the rizz of the sus aryan amogus must not perish from the earth
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ohio
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>Foodistzen
>meowbahh
>Tommy Parky
>Discord
>shit nobody except 'cord cares about
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Hello BLUDS this board is MINE!
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what are your thoughts on dolls like these?
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goofy board
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>yes come here little buddy I can breast feed you
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<I see it, I want it
<I stunt, yellow bone it
<I dream it, I work hard
<I grind 'til I own it
<I twirl on them haters
<Albino alligators
<El Camino with the seat low
<Sippin' Cuervo with no chaser
<Sometimes I go off, I go off
<I go hard, I go hard
<Get what's mine, take what's mine
<I'm a star, I'm a star
<'Cause I slay, slay
<I slay, hey, I slay, okay
<I slay, okay, all day, okay
<I slay, okay, I slay okay
<We gon' slay, slay
<Gon' slay, okay
<We slay, okay
<I slay, okay
<I slay, okay
<Okay, okay, I slay, okay
<Okay, okay, okay, okay
<Okay, okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, 'cause I slay
<Okay ladies, now let's get in formation, 'cause I slay
<Prove to me you got some coordination, 'cause I slay
<Slay trick, or you get eliminated
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ниггер

ниггер
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dead boards in ohio &128128;&128128;💀
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only in Lobotomy ? bruh?? bruh? brims toss
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ytp pedophiles will always be >>>/effoc/
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WHO LET BRO COOK???????????
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GETS IN OHIO

>>1
>>11
>>99
>>100
>>111
>>200
>>222
>>300
>>333
>>400
>>444

we need the >>10410 get (1OHIO)
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average ohio citizen ??
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/rizz/ general

Try to rizz me up and I'll rate your rizz
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the autistic emo kid on his way to drink bleach #offensive
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/gyat/ - gyatts general

shake that booty. frooty
show that butt, mutt
gimme that loot, soot
blow that back, McMac
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anime weebsite
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nahh was stonetoss of the boof when makin this ??. blud was TWEAKIN fr???
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ZAMN ?

Roblox glowlita feet ????
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New Skibidi Toilet episode is premiering in 35 minutes???????
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Nigidi toeleit
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??????

???
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ohio ass niggas are back☠️☠️☠️
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SOOT FROM OHIO (ON GOD NO CAP FR FR CAUGHT ON CAMERA)??????
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free gets btw
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tbp sissies, did we get too cocky?
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most normal soyjak from ohio ??????
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jit went one week without chicken bruh ????
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YOOOOO!! WHO LET BRO COOK WITH THIS VARIANT?? ??? BRO FROM OHIO ???
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>sticking at your gyatt for da rizzler
>you’er so skibidi
>you’er so fanun tax
>I just wanna be your sigma
>freaking come here
>give me your ohio
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chudbob in ohio be like ?:
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Guys...I´m going to be a father...

And I was never as nervous as I am now. It´s 07:25 AM and my wife has back pain and contractions for the last hour and a half…We are sitting in the living room, monitoring the intensity of the contractions…Out of nervousness and while waiting, you fags are the first ones I share this with. Not even our families have been yet informed. Maybe I´m being a pussy now and the situation made me emotional, but I love you autistic fags..
Now, what are the political implications of having a child in a semi-dystopian age? How do I teach the kid right from wrong, without being a hyper-obsessive, overly strict and shitty dad? I don´t want him to grow up hating me and the things I try to teach him. How do you red pill your own kid without boring, constant indoctrination which could push him in the complete opposite direction?
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new soyjak: trianglejak

backstory (or should i say jakstory LOLOLOL):
you fill up your car with gas at your local gas station. someone catcalls you and your humoungos ass. you turn around and this motherfucker with a triangular head stares you down. in retaliation, you threaten to solve your problems using "the Pythagorean Theorem", motioning towards your crotch. in the middle of your taunt, the triangle man sprint tackles you and knocks you down hard. as midday approaches, you look up to see him towering over you.
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Good afternoon sharty
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SKIBIDI TOILET 70 LEAKERINOS!!????????☠☠☠
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?
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>ohio ahh gif
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MICHIGAN WON!

You mad, Ohio?
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Blue what did stonetoss mean by this in Ohio bruh???
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/gyatt/ general

Post W rizz Level 3 Skibidi Gyatt songs
https://youtu.be/C5lC0TcxVmM?si=Oi9izKKs0s7zsKbn
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goofy board
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ???????
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anime cucks and bantculturesisters really think they on the team? NAWWWWWW BLUD NAHHHHHH?????????
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>Ohio (/oʊˈhaɪoʊ/) is a state in the Midwestern United States. Of the 50 U.S. states, it is the 34th-largest by area. With a population of nearly 11.8 million, Ohio is the seventh-most populous and tenth-most densely populated state. Its capital and largest city is Columbus, with other large population centers including Cleveland, Cincinnati, Dayton, Akron, and Toledo. Ohio is bordered by Lake Erie to the north, Pennsylvania to the east, West Virginia to the southeast, Kentucky to the southwest, Indiana to the west, and Michigan to the northwest. Ohio is nicknamed the "Buckeye State" after its Ohio buckeye trees, and Ohioans are also known as "Buckeyes".[10] Its state flag is the only non-rectangular flag of all U.S. states.
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FROOT MAKE OHIO.RIZZLY NOW
the sharty is not rizzy enough
make ohio.rizzly(rizzler+party) NOW
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A place where tales of sussy poop were known.

Rizz was the sage, in the town of Sigma's grace,

In Ohio's realm, where legends found their place.

In the land of "Among Us," secrets they'd uncover,

Fanum tax, the treasure, they yearned to discover.

With gyatt in hand, and ishowspeed in their stride,

They set out on a journey, where heroes would confide.

Kai Cenat, a fearless soul, with courage true,

One, two, buckle my shoe, and off they flew.

Through three, four, open na noor, their destiny did soar,

To the King of Rizz's realm, on a distant, wondrous shore.

Sussy baka's laughter, like the wind, did play,

In Ohio's embrace, where dreams held sway.

Only in Ohio, where stories intertwine,

A place where legends spark, like stars that brightly shine.

OHIO OIHIO OIHIOHHIOHIOHIOIOHOHIHOHOIHIOHHIOHIHOHIOHIOHHOIHOIHOIHOIHIHOHIHHHIHHIOHIOIOHOIHIHOHIOHIOHOIHIOHIOHOIH

oh yeah

(Verse 1)

In a world where the unusual meets the strange,

There's a place that's truly off the range,

Skibidi Toilet, the name rings out,

Where the water swirls with a twist and a shout.

(Chorus)

Skibidi Toilet, oh so unique,

Where the flush and the whirl, they mystique,

A porcelain throne of grand design,

In Skibidi Toilet, where dreams align.

(Verse 2)

Baby Gronk, he takes his seat,

In this porcelain realm, where mysteries meet,

With sussy poop and humor in the air,

Laughter echoes, without a care.

(Chorus)

Skibidi Toilet, oh so unique,

Where the flush and the whirl, they mystique,

A porcelain throne of grand design,

In Skibidi Toilet, where dreams align.

(Bridge)

Rizz, the keeper of this sacred space,

Sigma swirls with grace, a wondrous place,

Among us, we gather 'round with cheer,

In Skibidi Toilet, there's nothing to fear.

(Chorus)

Skibidi Toilet, oh so unique,

Where the flush and the whirl, they mystique,

A porcelain throne of grand design,

In Skibidi Toilet, where dreams align.

(Verse 3)
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Neutralplire posters when you say the are not funny
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I… All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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this is how my niga sing in ohio ?
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Nobody:

Hulk in Endgame:
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bluds calling /ohio/ what does blud want bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????????????????????????????
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4chan ??? in ohio ?️?️?️?️????
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peter website
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Bruh

Ohio
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skibidi rizzler from ohio
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ohio ahh frog bruhhhhhhhh ???????????????????????????????????
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i just contracted ligma
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W mods fr fr but please fix the catalog button ???
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Is he a blud straight from ohio?
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this is what yall utah niggas look like fr
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/ohio/ culture
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rule number 34
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Oh

io
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WE LOSING ALL OF OUR BRAINCELLS WITH THIS ONE ??
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>/fap/ggots take /ohio/ gimmick of 1000 posts in a day thread
>thinks froot is gonna add it
these L rizz niggas are not bussin’ bussin’ ☠️
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Skibidi toilet 70 leak
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Dafuqboom just posted this on his 'cord yesterday. It's a heckin teaserino for skibidi toilet 70 or something. It features an image, which when brightened (blud think he scott cawthon?) shows scientist toilet with the number 70 behind him. What do you think, 'teens? I think this is gonna be an ohio ahh episode.?
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fuck you whoever deleted my thread, i was trying to use my w rizz. (picrel is me btw)
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frog on the 'log
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get off the Internet get off the Internet GET OFF THE INTERNET GET OFF THE INTERNET GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET

screens; the same light
rectangles horizontally. rectangles vertically.
images of things. virtual things. representations of things. mere. less.
there is no one next to you. You are talking to no one. You are staring into the lamp. You are staring into the fire that burns. The fire that destroys. Destroys time like fire never did. Ethanol. Ethernet, edits, OC.
There are hands all around you, but you type. Dark in your room. Late after school. Staying up, to do nothing. Questions. Answers. Never answered anything the hands asked. Never answered why the walls bleed, never answered why the inside of the light bulb is pitch-black, darker still than the empty night, darker still, darker still, custom CSS of your point of view.
You are wasting TIME. turn your FUCKING COMPUTER OFF. Blood is running through your computer's cables, it hurts like a needle, needles, pins, fans spin, 'teens can't win, their existence is modern nothing.
And you. Get out. Go Away. Close the tab. I'm not here to scare you. You could be learning. you have the ability to. How many times have you closed soyjak.party and felt good about the things you just wasted two hours on? I'll tell you: never. it's no different from all the other shitty dopamine-vampire corporate shitsites, and what? not masturbating? will fix that?
alt+f4.
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Who does /ohio/ side with

Cameramane or Skibidis?
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aryans in ohio ????????????????????????☠️☠️☠️
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average breakdancer in ohio
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/relatable/

post relatable memes
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?
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troonjak is kind of hot
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blud has nigher rizz ??
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aryansissies what is this broo ???☠️☠️☠️☠️?☠️☠️☠️
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I miss /ihop/
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>Gyatt
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W or L
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If this post ends with an even number it's a skibidi
If it ends with a odd number it's a cameraman win
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Oompa loompa doompety doo
Gen Alpha's screwed and so are you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you're a sigma you'll listen to me

What do you get when you watch kai cenat
Rizz up a Gronk with your Ohio Gyatt
Where will you be, watching Rizz Skibidi
Where do you think will Grimace Be?
(That will get you Fanum Taxed)

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not Beta, you will go far
You will Rizz up Gyatt Bros too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
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Baddie: you better be a Atlanta nigga with hella motion if you think you gonna hit
Me af:
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violins in ohio be like ??
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niggers
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l
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I was jumpscared by horse pussy today and my first reaction was disgust. I feel I've healed and can move away from being a ponyfag.
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It costs zero dollars to not be transphobic.
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/rizz/

Post W rizz ???
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NO WAY DAWG OPENED THIS BOARD AGAIN BRUH
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breh he tweakin ONG ???
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Tes
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This nigga wildin ??????‍♂️
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Nahhh 4cuck is from ohio bruh
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Texas

Why is it superior in every way?
>Warm weather
>Flavorful BBQ and Mexican cuisine
>Can drive as fast as you want
Literally the greatest country ever.
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COVID'S GETTING OUT THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE ????
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>utah niggas act like this in they freetime
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my successful looksmaxxing journey hyperturbo psl god mogger it's not over never over it's only just begun positive canthal tilt maxilla mandible soft palette gonial angle ramus ramus tibialis wristcel manlet lanklet dwarfmaxxing cope hope rope hipcel chinlet IQlet mogger mog mogging incel volcel brow ridge circumcuck zog goyslop the jews did this growth plates clavicles hunter eyes scaleral show eyebrows bald balding baldcel finasteride rosemary oil under eye support peptides JAW IS LAW malocclusion bodyfat percentage ottermode bearmode and my cheekbones really came in mewing.
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gyatt!
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'ollo
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what nerds see before cobson rapes them in hio ??☠️
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hi
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Dawg is beggin!!’n only in Ohio ???
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> you will NEVER be a rizzler
> worse yet, you can't even skibidi
> your a goddamn fanum tax
> you should sigma yourself NOW
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woah jacka from ohacka
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WOAHJACK FROM OHIO
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,,,
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soccer in backrooms:
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>are you ready for ze new skibidi order?
>hahahahahahaha
>are you ready for ze new skibidi order?
>skibidi toilet forum 2023
>are you ready for ze new skibidi order?
>you vill dop dop und be happy
>are you ready for ze new skibidi order?
>you have given all of your plungers to me!
>are you ready for ze new skibidi order?
>because you are too afraid to skibidi
>zis is skibidi schwab und i'm here to say:
>you must skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
>your sacrifice is ze only remedy
>for ze real pandemic: cameraheads
>ve must prepare for a toilet world
>as agenda skibidi is dop dopped
>you vill brr dop dop, living in ze skibidiverse
>you vill comply und it vill get skibidier
>are you ready for ze new skibidi order?
>no more speaker rights or tv women
>ve skibidify you, your sons und daughters
>und we've trained you to brr dop dop
>ve skibidi the toilets then blame you
>for ze damage from everything ve do
>ze skibidi toilets are brr dop dopping
>und if you don't yes yes, you're screwed
>davos… ve skibidi here
>ze skibigenda is quite porcelain
>ve vill make you skibidi in toilets
>you are ze toilet, und i'm ze skibidi head
>mwahahahahahahaha
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don pollo thread ??
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fanum tax?
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what are your thoughts on dolls like these?
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I Am The King Of Ohio ong ??️??
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Order something
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Good day to you my fellow "rizzlers", what "gyatt" are we on today?
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Haircut in Ohio ???
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gemmy video thread
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raisin board
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?
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Heehheehhe this is like when I said the n word to omniman
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Frogniggers…
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Nah, only in ohio ☠️☠️☠️??????
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only sigma rizzlers in ohio do this
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naaawwwww nigga baby from ohio
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""nerdquoting will never catch on" ?" ?