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>Oh, my life is coming to an end… Perhaps I will reflect upon my long long life, my childhood, my friends, my husband who loved me dearly, my children, my grandchildren…
>Geg just kidding I'm gonna reminisce about that homeless dude whom I cheated on my fiance with when I was on that ship that sank
>Ooooooh I almost forgot about this incredibly expensive diamond I've had hidden in my pocket ever since then that could pay for all of my grandhildren's college! Hmmm what should I do with- hahahaha I just threw it into the ocean for gegz and lolz hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Genuinely one of the most deplorable and morally reprehensible film protagonists ever, but the five thrembillion normiefoids that watched that garbage movie in 1997 felt for her because they too are self-absorbed, solipsistic, narcissistic, egoistic adult babies
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>>145338 (OP)geeeggg
<I've never watched Titanic but from an artistic standpoint, throwing the gem could be some gay metaphor and the diamond could be an allegory for letting go. Most goycattle movies only become fun when you shut your frontal cortex off for an hour or two.