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Excuse me sir

 139231[Quote]

>>139193
There must be someone you confused me for

 139246[Quote]

>>139231
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform

 139247[Quote]

I go to Church on Sunday

 139255[Quote]

>>139247
Truly usually more

 139284[Quote]

>>139041 (OP)
spergy spotify recommendations music

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>>139284
>spergy spotify recommendations music

 139289[Quote]

>>139284
Screaming at the angels while they push him through the door

 139298[Quote]

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>>139041 (OP)
Trash. Listen to Old Skool Gangsta Rap

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 139302[Quote]

>>139041 (OP)
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm one-hundred-percent nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm two-hundred-percent nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
'Cause I'm a motherfuckin' nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why you drink so much beer?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I don't drink beer; I drink malt liquor

 140866[Quote]

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In loving memory of Nathan
You could tell this was him because of the IP on his ban.

Who follows da rules like told
Uses Gemmy ‘Jaks of old
Never spams on any post even when PPH is low,
He would dox with no pretense
No NAS on weekends
Each morning, get up and post a pledge of allegiance
He never went on splinters in fear of getting banned.
Biweekly posts a gem with the catty at his hand.
Ignoring all the signs of fail and quality collapse
A ‘cord raid strikes through the site, ideas struck him back.
If he would enter, click the link and join ‘er
He’d gain the trust of its gents to leak all of its contents.
>Sad for you, but fame’s the thing that drives me most.
>I’ll be back to go click post, shower me with gigaquotes!

And at the moment he would post them, refreshed and gaped with grievance.
A warrant for his ban with no chance of reappealance
His heart sank.
He was gemless.

>excuse me xir, there must be some ‘teen you confused me for.

>If I could see soybody, yes, soybody I quoted before.
>I post no NAS on Sunday! truly usually more!
Spamming at the Jannies as he’s ‘nished forevermore.

>excuse me xir, there must be some ‘teen you confused me for.

>If I could see soybody, yes, soybody I quoted before.
>I post no NAS on Sunday! truly usually more!
Spamming at the Jannies as he’s ‘nished forevermore.

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 140875[Quote]

>>140866
tried my best or something

>Abandon all investigations, right at this instant.

Was a terrifying thread typed up by glowies, who're investigating
Far beyond the troll threads and the raid boards and the catty
Pedoes and some jartycvcks were feeling really brappy
Trollfails posting lolita 'p, spamming, bvmping like a jeet
Waiting for some nusoi just to make their clitty leak
>Here we embed 'p, straight from jakparty
>Imagination is the limit to those who shit the 'ki
Up the 'mori elevator, your bvmped up gigaquotes won't save you from this permaban you received
Sorry but it is all just over
Thread soyventures, not wait, its niggercoal
>Nusois, I want this site down, how could you tell?

There was a janny at the entrance, placing bans on cacaNathans
When they gem'd up the 'log while the bait was being bvmped and
Those tempted to spam appeals would receive an 'ape and a 'ox
Nathan's heart sank
He was gemless

>excuse me xir, there must be some ‘teen you confused me for.

>If I could see soybody, yes, soybody I quoted before.
>I really don't deserve xis, the EPI made mi clitty leak, I'm sure!
Spamming at the Jannies as he’s ‘nished forevermore.

>excuse me xir, there must be some ‘teen you confused me for.

>If I could see soybody, yes, soybody I quoted before.
>I really don't deserve xis, the EPI my clitty leak, I'm sure!
Spamming at the Jannies as he’s ‘nished forevermore.

 140876[Quote]

>>139041 (OP)
Hola at y'all I thought it said TND instead of THD

 140877[Quote]

>>140875
Keep running from those jannies, until you are incarcerated
One day you'll have to find out why they nished you

Keep evading from those mods, until your wallet is e-eempty

 140880[Quote]

>>140866
Gemstoen

 140886[Quote]

>>140877
Some fixes:
>ACKscuse me xir, there is somebaldi you've confused me for
>If I could see a 'teen who knew mi or a jan in uniform
>You really should unban me, I know you've heard this cope before
Screaming at the jardees as hey pushed xim through the door
And:
Keep on running from these permas 'till your card's exhausted
One day you'll just have to stop and accept that you're done for
You will never be a soyteen, at least not anymore
You have posted gems and coal, but remember one thing:
You could have dropped dead and nobaldi would have gave a shit
So get off from this site, get a job and touch grass

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>>140875
>>140877
>>140886
I read through your lyrics. These are really Gemmy, even if they were different from what I had in mind.



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