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>young man witnesses his adoptive parents become collateral damage during a police raid on a terrorist cell
>decides that the police are to blame but the terrorists aren't
>finds a weird old guy living in a cave who teaches him combat skills and guerilla tactics
>befriends a wanted career criminal
>joins a global terrorist network
>becomes one of the pilots in a suicide attack on a giant space station
>successfully destroys it, killing more than 2 million people (half of whom were innocent civilian contractors)
>somehow he's the good guy

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>the galaxy is ruled by an extremely inefficient senate with thousands upon thousands of senators, each one having to represent an entire planet on their behalf
>nothing gets done, nobody can agree on a single decision
>all planets on the rim of the settled galaxy are completely autonomous, practice slavery out in the open, are controlled by crime syndicates and clan warlords, have little to no government presence
>corporations have so much power that they have their own laws, build their own private armies (basically the British East India Company on steroids); the first movie begins with them openly declaring a war on the central government
>the only REAL power in the so-called "Republic" is held not by elected officials but by a closed, secretive, semi-religious order of warrior monks who enforce their will by straight up killing anybody who questions their rule
>one wise monk tries to save the galaxy's rotten corpse by overthrowing the corrupt Republic and establishing a new, efficient, lawful government that brings complete order to the galaxy in mere decades, which is absolutely insane on such large scale
>they are supposued to be the bad guys because they did a frickin space fascism

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I also like to misconstrue pop culture icons for attention and clout on social media!

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Most reddit tier post on the entire sharty
Good job nigger

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Itt two fags seethe at OP for making a funny joke

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Op above

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Op below

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>>138261
>for attention and clout on social media
>social media
This nigger literally thought he was on xitter while typing this shit holy geg

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I are esl so social setting doesn't social.

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Liar above

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Copied and pasted from 4trans



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