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 136146[Quote]

I blame FNAF and streamers for popularizing this wave of one gimmick games that exists only for the developer to get quick bucks and parasocial relationships on der 'cord.
10 years ago this would have been a flash game you could have played for free in your browser on mom's decade old laptop.
The game isn't even out, it's for wishlist on steam by el way

 136147[Quote]

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Are you fucking joking THIS GAME IS BEING MADE BY A LITERAL PORN ANIMATOR JSID ALREADY

 136148[Quote]

Also anybody who buys this needs to get sodomized with a burning hot metal rod

 136150[Quote]

PLEASE GET CANCELLED PLEASE GET CANCELLED PLEASE GET CANCELLED

 136151[Quote]

Somebaldi should dox the animator

 136152[Quote]

>>136151
/mtv/ first doxx thread?

 136154[Quote]

>>136152
Nah this board is a dnb. Someone should do it on soy o algo

 136175[Quote]

wtf actually is this game, is this porn for babies? its literally a fucking jump rope minigame this is so retarded and a waste of time. They were so focused on "le perfect quirky cartoony indie 3d animation with girl that will have porn made of her" over the actual game I think even a newborn baby would get tired of this after 10 minutes

 136181[Quote]

can we please 'ox and 'ape

 136182[Quote]

>>136181
try and get the game cancelled

 136200[Quote]

>>136146 (OP)
Holy fuck this game is just a 1:1 rip off of a jump rope shovel-ware game I used to play on the soytendo switch even down to the notes playing every time you jumped the rope wtf

 136207[Quote]

>>136146 (OP)
Dox when

 136209[Quote]

>>136207
get the game cancelled

 136210[Quote]

Didn't even bother to watch the video when I first saw it in my recommendation page due to the thumbnail. I wonder if the gameplay is this brain dead so you can play with only one hand and or be mastered by literal cacas.

 136214[Quote]

>>136210
>play with only one hand

 136216[Quote]

Doing chores is more engaging than all these retarded idle "games"

 136232[Quote]

genuinely who is buying this even in its ganera there are so many much better games like slay the spire

 136275[Quote]

>>136147
I can tell those are some fucking tits.

 136277[Quote]

>>136232
If it's less than $10, it will sell 200,000 copies because of South Asia and Latin America. They're mostly extremely poor, but man are they bad with the small amount of money they have. And the thing is, they don't want gameplay more advanced than this because it's literally just a way for them to lie about their porn addiction.

 136285[Quote]

Next thing we're getting a roguelike with a female skinsuit for the creator where you push a button

 136290[Quote]

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The creator of the game is a pedo

 136326[Quote]

>>136216
idle games are so boring

 136354[Quote]

I'm surprised it doesn't use that choppy, faux-stop-motion animation style that everytranny has been using since Spiderverse came out because
>IT'S LIKE MY HECKIN' CAPESHIT WITH MY FAVORITE NIGGERMUTT SPIC HERO AND HIS TRANNY-LOVING 'FOID SIDEKICK!!

 137689[Quote]

Safe-horny niggerslop

 137694[Quote]

>>136290
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FIND THIS NIGGER NOW



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