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Napoleon Bonaparte's story sounds so unrealistic that if he had never existed and you wrote a book about him people would call it the most ridiculous Mary Sue plot ever (after Empress Theresa, of course)
>So uhm my protagonist was born to a piss poor family on Corsica and had no connections and no money
>During the French revolution he became an artillery officer and he was so good that he was promoted to captain at 23 and to general at 26
>He then spent years fighting European superpowers on behalf of the revolutionary government and he won literally every single battle
>He then overthrew the government, became the emperor of France and got the pope to crown him in Rome
>He then continued fighting European superpowers and winning literally every single battle, and had to retreat only because his supply lines were broken
>He then sadly lost for the first time in his life but the European monachs couldn't kill him because the entirety of France would revolt, so they banished him to an island instead
>He then came back to France, and every single French army that was sent after him refused to shoot and joined him instead

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he was probably the biggest giga in history

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we live in a so full of boring forced coal world that every gem is called fiction

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This explains why they KEK'd him so bad in the latest slop movie

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Napoleon was such a giga. I aspire to be like him, there is truly nobody else in history that were quite as impressive as him. Other examples I can think of in history that were chads with similar levels of balls to him, but not quite on his level, are alexander the great, genghis khan, caesar, hitler, ataturk and bismarck. These people all either tried to conquer the entire world, or were skilled enough to fight enemies that were stronger than them and win. Before you diss ataturk, keep in mind that he managed to turn the ruins of a state that got beaten by the british and russians, into one that managed to fight off the greeks, italians, british and french combined.

>picrel

AI is filled with 3rd world affirming slop. Ofc the indian jartycuck braphog who was too much of a pussy to fight the british when his people greatly outnumbered them and that raped his children nieces at the age of like 70 is the first result, then some nophono who couldn't stop his country from falling apart because he loved niggers too much, and then a nigga who spent half his time in a cell. Churchill was a unifying figure but basically every decision he made was fucking terrible.

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>>135529
placing hitler (committed suicide like a bitch after the "subhuman inferior slavic horde" ended up pushing them from moscow to berlin in 2 years) ataturk and bismark (two very good leaders admittedly) on the same level as napoleon and genghis khan is pure delusion

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>>135571
Hitler escaped to argentina o algo. If he did kill himself the soviets wouldn’t have burned his body without taking pictures of it, like with mussolini

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>>135571
When it comes to hitler I mostly respect the balls (or potentially one ball GEG) that he had. He told everybaldi his plans years in advice in his books, he did exactly that, and it nearly ended up working for him.
I respect ataturk and bismark for the work they did to save their countries. Ataturk turned a collapsed, degenerate empire that had been losing a war on all fronts (except the one he was at) for 4 years into a country that was on its way to becoming a modern country, he dedicated his life to his country. Bismark is similar, he beat Austria and France, two of the three major continental powers at the time, and then unified the Germans ev&doe half of them didn't even want it at the time.
They obviously aren't quite the same as napoleon or genghis, who both nearly succeeded in completely conquering the world in their lifetime. They're still impressive people a lot can be learnt from, but yeah in the case of hitler its more what you can learn not to do.

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>>135529
>MLK Jr.
>Winston Churchill
>Abraham Lincoln
>greatest leaders in history

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>>135510 (OP)
he wasn't from a piss poor family retard

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>>136230
Yes he was, retard. They were already poor by the time of his birth, and after his father's death they became absolutely impoverished.

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>>136327
his father had a noble title, they were certainly better off than the average french peasant, his father's title was the reason he could go and study in Paris in the first place

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>>>135529
>>MLK Jr.
>>Winston Churchill
>>Abraham Lincoln
>>greatest leaders in history

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Did you guys forget about Julius Caesar? Reading his TL;DR biography legitimately feels like reading pulp-fiction especially when he gets to Egypt.

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>>135571
Hitler conquered half of europe in a decade,had a bigger kd rate than the allies,transformed Germany from a piss poor second world country to a super power in a few years
It took the combined might of the USA,USSR and UK to defeat him and even after Germany was completely destroyed they rebuilt immediately and countless German scientists were hired by both the Americans and soviets

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>>135571
>Slavic horde
Stalin himself referred to his army as "manpower reserves" and it's a well know fact that the only reason why the USSR survived was because of American logistics and funding
Also the soviet army was filled with churkas and mongoloids
Idk about you but I don't consider Armenians,Azeris,Chechens,Kazakhs,Kyrgyz,Uzbeks etc "slavic"

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>>135571
Thinking that Hitler - the guy who took Weimar Germany (hyperinflation, ridiculous bureaucracy, complete chaos, destroyed industry, decimated birth rates, no military) and in 5 years turned it into a country that conquered Austria, France and Poland, and managed to fight off the combined forces of Britain, Russia and USA almost completely alone (his allies were useless as fuck) for 7 whole years - is a lesser leader than kike-o-turk (accomplishment list: reformed turkey to be slightly less of a medieval shithole), Bismarck (accomplishment list: united Germany) and Genghis Khan (accomplishment list: conquered snca tribal steppe lands with less population density than Alaska, couldn't have even done that without the overpowered mongolian horse archer units btw) is so ridiculous I really don't know if you're baiting or you are just so extremely retarded. Hitler is a better leader and conquerer than all three of those combined. Napoleon and Caesar are among the very few who are better than him.
>baited me award

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>>136349
>transformed Germany from a piss poor second world country
weimar was easily third world. not even the second world has to carry a wheelbarrow's worth of paper money to buy their weekly bread

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>>136349
Hitler also transformed Germany from a superpower to a destroyed hellhole after their failed crusade, causing the death of 10 percent of their entire population in a total span of 7 years. Even then the reason why Germany prospered during the early years of the Nazi Regime was due to them taking massive loans that they could never repay (something Weimar Germany also did) causing Germany to start the largest war in human history THAT THEY LOST.
>>136381
>managed to fight off the combined forces of Britian Russia and USA
yea he still lost you retard, an entire paragraph dedicated to dickmunching a guy who made Communism stronger, allowed the USA to turn into a superpower, and then made the only two significant European superpowers (britain and france) in the 20th century into the absolute apathetic shitholes they are today. And not to mention he started the bloodiest war in human history caused the death of 10 percent of germany and STILL lost get his dick out of your mouth you faggot
At least ataturk, bismark and ghenghis khan accomplished their goals which were magnificent.

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>>136398
y so leaky?



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